Post: #101

I wanted to kill everyone in Cali when I lived there. The best was everyone would tell me they don't eat fast food yet there's fast food places everywhere you look. I remember one day I was in Carmel highlands tripping and was talking to some dudes hanging out on a cliff about women and one of them told me a story about some girl and I asked "Did you fuck her?" and they all looked at me like I was crazy and the dude said "I don't fuck girls I make love" I said you know what? Shut the fuck up before I throw you dorks off this cliff. Everyday there same shit.

Post: #102

(01-07-2013 05:04 PM)kenny_powers Wrote:  

(01-07-2013 04:48 PM)thegmanifesto Wrote:  

(01-07-2013 10:54 AM)thegmanifesto Wrote:  

(01-06-2013 10:50 PM)WestCoast Wrote:  Miami is great for Latinas/FSU Girls/Tourist Girls/Models/guys with money already

Corrected that for you.

I would also add Black Girls to this list.

Some of the flyest black girls I have ever seen have been in Miami.

G - You give a lot of love (and rightfully so) to Miami women. However, are you specifically talking South Beach? I think it's important to differentiate. Also, you have mentioned you have never been to Miami in the summer.

I ask, because in my opinion most of Miami and Dade County is not much to brag about. And trust me, South beach in July and August is nowhere near the same as February.

South Beach is not even 3 square miles and the peak season is 4 months.

As we share knowledge / facts / opinions on here I want to make sure that we are painting an accurate picture. So you know where I am coming from - I lived on A1A (the beach) year round for 7 years until mid 2012.

Yeah, I am basically talking about South Beach and Brickell. (And to a lesser extent Midtown, Downtown, Design District, Miami Beach).

I should probably make that more clear.

I am not referring to Palmetto Estates, or somewhere i have never been.

But I feel the majority of the people on this forum, probably 95% will go to South Beach. The other 5% will maybe check out Brickell.

Probably none will check out Hialeah Gardens or something.

Post: #103

(01-07-2013 05:04 PM)kenny_powers Wrote:  South Beach is not even 3 square miles and the peak season is 4 months.

As we share knowledge / facts / opinions on here I want to make sure that we are painting an accurate picture. So you know where I am coming from - I lived on A1A (the beach) year round for 7 years until mid 2012.

If you go out on South Beach on a random Thursday night or something outside of tourist season, it will be DEAD. The crowds come in waves and unless it is tourist season or there's some other event going on, you can count the people out at drinking venues on one hand.

Post: #104

Honolulu? It's the other tropical weather city in the US. Probably better weather as Miami/SoFla can see temps drop to the 40s in the winter nights.

Post: #105

(01-08-2013 12:25 AM)Vitriol Wrote:  If you go out on South Beach on a random Thursday night or something outside of tourist season, it will be DEAD. The crowds come in waves and unless it is tourist season or there's some other event going on, you can count the people out at drinking venues on one hand.

What are you counting as "tourist season"?

Which months are you referring to?

Post: #106

San Juan PR is technically a US city also the second biggest cruise ship port in the country. I'm going to throw it in as a wildcard. Anyone ever live there long term?

Also has casinos which is a +2 for me.

Post: #107

(01-07-2013 04:48 PM)thegmanifesto Wrote:  I would also add Black Girls to this list.

Some of the flyest black girls I have ever seen have been in Miami.

I want to set the record straight on this because I don't agree with this statement at all.

A fly Black chick here and there doesn't make Miami a hotbed for fine Black women.

First one has to understand that Miami is a HEAVILY segregated city.

To find groups of Blacks living in a particular area, one has to travel far south and far north to the lower socioeconomic parts of the city, i.e. Cutler Ridge, Goulds, Allapattah, North Miami, Overtown, Carol City, etc.

The Black people that are here in noticeable enough numbers are from the Caribe, e.g. Haitians, Dominicans, Jamaicans, etc. and they don't go out to parts of the city like Brickell and South Beach; they party in their own hoods.

The only time I've ever been stunned by fly Black women is when I go out from time to time to Ft. Lauderdale, the Caribbean girls in spots like Plantation tend to do the damn thing. Also, in Pembroke Pines there's a spot called Gaby's off Pines Blvd. I went in there one Wednesday night after partying at Cafe Iguana and 75% of the chicks looked like they just came from King Magazine shoots. The club itself is hard to spot, but just look for the bevy of Pines Police cars all in one particular plaza, and head in that direction.

That being said, I still say if you want fly Black women in this part of the country, hit Atlanta, they're everywhere there. I don't want anyone to come to Miami thinking they're gona see hordes of hot Black women, because that's just not the case.

Post: #108

(01-08-2013 10:19 AM)jariel Wrote:  

(01-07-2013 04:48 PM)thegmanifesto Wrote:  I would also add Black Girls to this list.

Some of the flyest black girls I have ever seen have been in Miami.

I want to set the record straight on this because I don't agree with this statement at all.

A fly Black chick here and there doesn't make Miami a hotbed for fine Black women.

First one has to understand that Miami is a HEAVILY segregated city.

To find groups of Blacks living in a particular area, one has to travel far south and far north to the lower socioeconomic parts of the city, i.e. Cutler Ridge, Goulds, Allapattah, North Miami, Overtown, Carol City, etc.

The Black people that are here in noticeable enough numbers are from the Caribe, e.g. Haitians, Dominicans, Jamaicans, etc. and they don't go out to parts of the city like Brickell and South Beach; they party in their own hoods.

The only time I've ever been stunned by fly Black women is when I go out from time to time to Ft. Lauderdale, the Caribbean girls in spots like Plantation tend to do the damn thing. Also, in Pembroke Pines there's a spot called Gaby's off Pines Blvd. I went in there one Wednesday night after partying at Cafe Iguana and 75% of the chicks looked like they just came from King Magazine shoots. The club itself is hard to spot, but just look for the bevy of Pines Police cars all in one particular plaza, and head in that direction.

That being said, I still say if you want fly Black women in this part of the country, hit Atlanta, they're everywhere there. I don't want anyone to come to Miami thinking they're gona see hordes of hot Black women, because that's just not the case.

Fair enough.

I didn't say "come to Miami for hordes upon hordes" of fly Black girls.

I said, "Some of the flyest black girls I have ever seen have been in Miami".

I wrote that after seeing one of the flyest black girls I have ever seen at the beach.

And yes, some of the prettiest black girls I have ever seen have been in Miami.

I have never spent a bunch of time in ATL. Besides ATL or NYC, where are you going to run into more Black model girls than Miami?

So I stand by my statement, although it is good it was clarified.

Post: #109

(01-08-2013 09:59 AM)thegmanifesto Wrote:  

(01-08-2013 12:25 AM)Vitriol Wrote:  If you go out on South Beach on a random Thursday night or something outside of tourist season, it will be DEAD. The crowds come in waves and unless it is tourist season or there's some other event going on, you can count the people out at drinking venues on one hand.

What are you counting as "tourist season"?

Which months are you referring to?

ULTIMATE MIAMI PUSSY HUNTING SEASON : Go to South Beach between New Years and Easter.

Post: #110

(01-08-2013 10:19 AM)jariel Wrote:  

(01-07-2013 04:48 PM)thegmanifesto Wrote:  I would also add Black Girls to this list.

Some of the flyest black girls I have ever seen have been in Miami.

I want to set the record straight on this because I don't agree with this statement at all.

A fly Black chick here and there doesn't make Miami a hotbed for fine Black women.

First one has to understand that Miami is a HEAVILY segregated city.

To find groups of Blacks living in a particular area, one has to travel far south and far north to the lower socioeconomic parts of the city, i.e. Cutler Ridge, Goulds, Allapattah, North Miami, Overtown, Carol City, etc.

The Black people that are here in noticeable enough numbers are from the Caribe, e.g. Haitians, Dominicans, Jamaicans, etc. and they don't go out to parts of the city like Brickell and South Beach; they party in their own hoods.

The only time I've ever been stunned by fly Black women is when I go out from time to time to Ft. Lauderdale, the Caribbean girls in spots like Plantation tend to do the damn thing. Also, in Pembroke Pines there's a spot called Gaby's off Pines Blvd. I went in there one Wednesday night after partying at Cafe Iguana and 75% of the chicks looked like they just came from King Magazine shoots. The club itself is hard to spot, but just look for the bevy of Pines Police cars all in one particular plaza, and head in that direction.

That being said, I still say if you want fly Black women in this part of the country, hit Atlanta, they're everywhere there. I don't want anyone to come to Miami thinking they're gona see hordes of hot Black women, because that's just not the case.

+1 Jariel. You are keeping it real on this thread. Now I know you are legit talking about Cafe Iguana and Gabys. Getting dirty in the 954 bro! Gabys is hard to spot, look for the liquor store. Have you been to Justins in North Miami?

Post: #111

(01-08-2013 01:56 PM)kenny_powers Wrote:  

(01-08-2013 09:59 AM)thegmanifesto Wrote:  

(01-08-2013 12:25 AM)Vitriol Wrote:  If you go out on South Beach on a random Thursday night or something outside of tourist season, it will be DEAD. The crowds come in waves and unless it is tourist season or there's some other event going on, you can count the people out at drinking venues on one hand.

What are you counting as "tourist season"?

Which months are you referring to?

ULTIMATE MIAMI PUSSY HUNTING SEASON : Go to South Beach between New Years and Easter.

I got that.

I was trying to find out when he was saying it "was dead on a Thursday night outside of tourist season".

What months?

When is it dead on a Thurs night?

Post: #112

(01-08-2013 01:56 PM)kenny_powers Wrote:  ULTIMATE MIAMI PUSSY HUNTING SEASON : Go to South Beach between New Years and Easter.

This is correct. This really is the perfect "gaming" season in Miami in general. Tons of girls are now breaking things off with the chumps they hung on to for the holidays and New Years.

Game time playaaas.

Post: #113

(01-08-2013 03:15 PM)G Trooper Wrote:  

(01-08-2013 01:56 PM)kenny_powers Wrote:  ULTIMATE MIAMI PUSSY HUNTING SEASON : Go to South Beach between New Years and Easter.

This is correct. This really is the perfect "gaming" season in Miami in general. Tons of girls are now breaking things off with the chumps they hung on to for the holidays and New Years.

Game time playaaas.

Yeah. We all know this.

I think they teach this in First Grade in International Playboy school.

What I am trying to find out is this:

Quote:Vitriol Wrote:
If you go out on South Beach on a random Thursday night or something outside of tourist season, it will be DEAD.

Post: #114

(01-08-2013 10:03 AM)el mechanico Wrote:  San Juan PR is technically a US city

Good point!

You guys also might want to check out Guam and Samoa, which are also US territories.

Beautiful bitc...I mean beaches over there. Not sure about the talent level?



Say hi to Kona if you go!

(01-08-2013 04:12 PM)thegmanifesto Wrote:  I think they teach this in First Grade in International Playboy school.

Correction:

This is taught in kindergarten in the International Playboy school.

Your welcome.

Post: #115

(01-08-2013 04:12 PM)thegmanifesto Wrote:  

(01-08-2013 03:15 PM)G Trooper Wrote:  

(01-08-2013 01:56 PM)kenny_powers Wrote:  ULTIMATE MIAMI PUSSY HUNTING SEASON : Go to South Beach between New Years and Easter.

This is correct. This really is the perfect "gaming" season in Miami in general. Tons of girls are now breaking things off with the chumps they hung on to for the holidays and New Years.

Game time playaaas.

Yeah. We all know this.

I think they teach this in First Grade in International Playboy school.

What I am trying to find out is this:

Quote:Vitriol Wrote:
If you go out on South Beach on a random Thursday night or something outside of tourist season, it will be DEAD.

As already pointed out, the tourist season is basically the winter and spring. I was only trying to point out that if you go out in the middle of the week in the fall or summer months and walk from Lincoln down to the bottom of Washington or Collins, you're not going to see that many people out. Maybe a small crowd in front of Mansion or something waiting for the place to open up, but beyond that none of the venues are going to have much going on unless there's a well known DJ around or something.

Contrary to popular belief you generally see a lot more girls out during the day on South Beach than at night.

Post: #116

(01-08-2013 04:12 PM)thegmanifesto Wrote:  Yeah. We all know this.

I think they teach this in First Grade in International Playboy school.

What I am trying to find out is this:

Haha, f*ck straight out the G school. I must have ditched that class, that's pretty good though.

If ya'll want to shift to downtown/brickell this time a year, there are 3 + quality events.

1. Ultra Music Festival (Downtown) - It's been mentioned before. Now this year it looks like its going down for 2 weekends in a row. The sheer volume of hot girls wearing minimal slutty clothing makes the event worth going just by itself. To stir it up even more a ton of these chicas are rolling on drugs and/or drunk.

2. and 3. St. Patty's Day (Brickell) - The whole block gets closed of for this event and they open up street booze vendors all over the road. It turns into a sh*t show and it seems like all the Miami sleeping stunners come out to play for this event. Then the same thing happens for Cinco De Mayo, which is probably 90% as good as the St. Patty's Day event.

Post: #117

Ha now ultra is getting dropped here.

The only girl you'll meet at that festival is Molly.

Kind of joking.

Post: #118

(01-08-2013 06:43 PM)Vitriol Wrote:  

(01-08-2013 04:12 PM)thegmanifesto Wrote:  

(01-08-2013 03:15 PM)G Trooper Wrote:  

(01-08-2013 01:56 PM)kenny_powers Wrote:  ULTIMATE MIAMI PUSSY HUNTING SEASON : Go to South Beach between New Years and Easter.

This is correct. This really is the perfect "gaming" season in Miami in general. Tons of girls are now breaking things off with the chumps they hung on to for the holidays and New Years.

Game time playaaas.

Yeah. We all know this.

I think they teach this in First Grade in International Playboy school.

What I am trying to find out is this:

Quote:Vitriol Wrote:
If you go out on South Beach on a random Thursday night or something outside of tourist season, it will be DEAD.

As already pointed out, the tourist season is basically the winter and spring. I was only trying to point out that if you go out in the middle of the week in the fall or summer months and walk from Lincoln down to the bottom of Washington or Collins, you're not going to see that many people out. Maybe a small crowd in front of Mansion or something waiting for the place to open up, but beyond that none of the venues are going to have much going on unless there's a well known DJ around or something.

Contrary to popular belief you generally see a lot more girls out during the day on South Beach than at night.

So are you saying it is DEAD in May and Sept on a regular Thurs night or no?

Post: #119

(01-08-2013 02:00 PM)kenny_powers Wrote:  +1 Jariel. You are keeping it real on this thread. Now I know you are legit talking about Cafe Iguana and Gabys. Getting dirty in the 954 bro! Gabys is hard to spot, look for the liquor store. Have you been to Justins in North Miami?

Aventura/North Miami Beach doesn't have that many clubs, but Justin's has a Friday Latin night that is pretty much always thick.

For a while they were only letting girls in with heels, but they chilled out on that.

I think a dude like G would really appreciate Justin's, it's kind of in a weird location, next to like Olive Garden and Ace Hardware, but it's fairly upscale, typically has a more mature crowd and you can rock a suit there.

I always tell people if you want to practice your dance skills and not be worried about being judged, do it at Justin's, then when you get better, hit Cafe Iguana.

Have you been to Kitchen 305?

Post: #120

(01-09-2013 01:55 AM)jariel Wrote:  Have you been to Kitchen 305?

How is it?

Break it down.

One of the girls that runs it is in love with me, (even though she has some qu*er model boyfriend).

Post: #121

(01-09-2013 01:55 AM)jariel Wrote:  

(01-08-2013 02:00 PM)kenny_powers Wrote:  +1 Jariel. You are keeping it real on this thread. Now I know you are legit talking about Cafe Iguana and Gabys. Getting dirty in the 954 bro! Gabys is hard to spot, look for the liquor store. Have you been to Justins in North Miami?

Aventura/North Miami Beach doesn't have that many clubs, but Justin's has a Friday Latin night that is pretty much always thick.

For a while they were only letting girls in with heels, but they chilled out on that.

I think a dude like G would really appreciate Justin's, it's kind of in a weird location, next to like Olive Garden and Ace Hardware, but it's fairly upscale, typically has a more mature crowd and you can rock a suit there.

I always tell people if you want to practice your dance skills and not be worried about being judged, do it at Justin's, then when you get better, hit Cafe Iguana.

Have you been to Kitchen 305?

Kitchen 305 ? Of course i have. As most places in N. Miami / Sunny Isles it is "interesting". Last time I went for dinner (not that impressed with the food) was on a Wednesday night - all you can eat lobster. A mix of Rick Ross look a likes, old as Moses Jewish people, and some ok looking latinas and EE girls. Around 11 PM it started to convert into a real party. Hot Blonde DJ and the crowd was turned very SOBE. It was fun.

If you are in that neighborhood and the weather is fine, try Portherhouse on a Friday around 6-9 PM. This is a Russian operated place that sells 3-4-1 drinks happy hour. If you don't smoke, you will hate this place. This is hands down the most "interesting" place in Sunny Isles. The girls that work there are all EE and very cute. I've seen some A+ talent there as well as a a lot of "characters". I do not recommend to eat there.

Post: #122

While we are discussing North Miami Beach there is a place called Sushi House. Sushi in Miami is not CA quality but I really like this spot. Most sushi in Miami is made by Thai people. IMO Japanese and Koreans make the best sushi. Sushi House has a Mezuzah on the door frame so I am fairly confident it's not another Thai spot. Good food, very stylish decor and staff. It's on US1 just South of 163rd on the east side. Even though it is a a fairly shitty strip mall, it is not cheap. Last time I was there a Lambo, a Ferrari, and a Maserati were parked by the front door.

Post: #123

(01-08-2013 12:25 AM)Vitriol Wrote:  

(01-07-2013 05:04 PM)kenny_powers Wrote:  South Beach is not even 3 square miles and the peak season is 4 months.

As we share knowledge / facts / opinions on here I want to make sure that we are painting an accurate picture. So you know where I am coming from - I lived on A1A (the beach) year round for 7 years until mid 2012.

If you go out on South Beach on a random Thursday night or something outside of tourist season, it will be DEAD. The crowds come in waves and unless it is tourist season or there's some other event going on, you can count the people out at drinking venues on one hand.

This is just false. Just because tourist season is over doesn't mean it will be "dead".

If anything I've enjoyed Sobe more outside of tourist season. Locals are sometimes easier to scoop as:

1) You don't have to worry about hotel logistics
2) They aren't sharing rooms with other girls (big tourist M.O)
3) They know you aren't a tourist, guard is more down.
4) They often work at hotel/nightlife destinations and nights off are their chance to let loose

There are lounges/bars on Sobe that really only locals habit, where just being there (outside the norm) has built-in-value.

Want to really do work? Go outside of "peak" season. Summer I met this chick in a lounge way off the beaten path of Sobe. More Nobe if anything. Turns out she's pretty high up in Opium. I buttered her and 2 weeks later we were hanging with the Opium Angels at SET, everything taken care of.

Saying its dead outside of season is like saying don't go to NYC during summer because everyone is in the Hamptons.

Also NOT MENTIONED: Pool parties "out of season" in Miami are rivaled only by Vegas pool parties. Last one I went to at the Surfcomber had more fake tits than balloons. And it was a bday party.

Just saying.

Post: #124

(01-09-2013 12:22 PM)rationalize_this Wrote:  There are lounges/bars on Sobe that really only locals habit, where just being there (outside the norm) has built-in-value.

Tell me what specific venues you're talking about.

Post: #125

(01-09-2013 06:32 PM)Vitriol Wrote:  

(01-09-2013 12:22 PM)rationalize_this Wrote:  There are lounges/bars on Sobe that really only locals habit, where just being there (outside the norm) has built-in-value.

Tell me what specific venues you're talking about.

Which months are you talking about?