Post: #1

Okay so long title, but this happened the other night.

>friends and me are leaving the bar
>girl in a group of guys 20ft away yells at us for a lighter
>we don't have one
>she starts yelling f-bombs and shit
>I pull out gay guy mode and yell back
>"uh uhhhh girl! Oh no u didn't!!!" in the best phag impression I could
>she laughs. Sprints over to us
>she apologies. She says I'm funy
>asks if we smoke weed
>She's throwing herself at us

She ran back to her group after a minute but the whole scene was hilarious. A normal response would have been no action or to get angry back. But I find that treating girls like little children works wonders.

Post: #2

It looks like you're posting a story on 4chan with all of that >text. There ain't no greentext on these forums.

But anyway, yeah, that's the strategy with those girls. Be more obnoxious than they are. Or if it's not your style, ignore them and go for their friend who is obviously embarrassed by her antics.

That's more my style, as her friend tends to distance herself and is much easier to be opened when her friend is acting dumb and embarrassing her.

Post: #3

Sounds like she wanted the d.