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Funny response to "I have a boyfriend"
This got linked to one of Tuthmosis' posts on RoK.

I honestly thought this was going to suck after 20 seconds. Boy was I wrong.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I66aySW4le8

My only question is "is he beta?
12-12-2012 01:11 PM
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Haha proper made me chuckle, cheers for posting
12-12-2012 01:21 PM
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That's been in my sig for years now Tongue
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12-12-2012 02:45 PM
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Excellent.....
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12-12-2012 02:46 PM
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Classic!

Thats the fella out of the 'IT Crowd' right?
12-12-2012 02:59 PM
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That's classic!!!
12-12-2012 05:08 PM
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Hee hee. Matt Barry is really funny.

Any of you guys see him in the IT Crowd? It's a really funny britcom kind of like the Big Bang except that it's not shit.
12-12-2012 05:09 PM
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Snuff Box is awesome
12-12-2012 05:33 PM
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THIS is how you respond to "I have a boyfriend" HA HA!



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12-12-2012 06:30 PM
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^ Niiice. I love some old school hip hop.
12-12-2012 06:32 PM
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(12-12-2012 06:30 PM)Timoteo Wrote:  THIS is how you respond to "I have a boyfriend" HA HA!

I love that song. That's some old-school, relentless black-dude game right there. All the 90s brothers worked that angle. That ain't even racist. Ask around. Several contemporary songs documented the various steps.

Step 1: "You gotta man?"
Step 2: "I'm not trying to hear that."
Step 3: "You gotta man?"
Step 4: "How long have you had that problem?"
Step 5: "You gotta man?"
Step 6: "Other girls out there won't say no."
Step 7: "You gotta man?"
Step 8: "Does he treat you right, doe?"

Repeat till bang. Those wear-down notches must have been very rewarding.
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12-12-2012 07:01 PM
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ahahah "I got a man.." "how long you had that problem?"
12-12-2012 07:11 PM
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Guy sitting next to me, Matt Berry is his best friend and was the best man at his wedding. Says he plays constant fucking pranks on the lot of them, @porksmith on twitter
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12-13-2012 08:23 AM
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One of my good friends is the relentless type, just like in the video. Once he locks onto a target, he doesn't give up until he at least gets her number. In his mind, if she's out without her man with her, she's open to new dick...HA HA!
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12-13-2012 01:15 PM
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HAHAHA! I've seen this before but its fucking funny a second time still.
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01-05-2013 05:21 PM
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That video is hilarious lol.
01-06-2013 01:39 AM
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