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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/articl...paign=1490

Post: #2

Looks like he married 0.5-1.0 points down.

Post: #3

I don't know Basil, that ill-fitting suit of his doesn't do him any favours...

Post: #4

(12-08-2012 10:18 AM)basilransom Wrote:  Looks like he married 0.5-1.0 points down.

They look even to me.



Just a regular looking dude with a regular looking chick. I think he did about as well as he could be expected to given his looks.

Post: #5

Yeah, the fact that she's not a fatty must count like 2 points extra these days.

Post: #6

She isn't bad looking, just a little goofy maybe. Bigger titties would raise her Dun & Bradstreet significantly though...

Post: #7

you know, when i see shit like this sometimes i get pangs of jealousy and ask myself how come I can't experience this silly happiness relationship stuff myself

Post: #8

I still can't stomach the whole down on one knee thing. Dudes need to stop doing that.

Post: #9

(12-08-2012 12:37 PM)Timoteo Wrote:  I still can't stomach the whole down on one knee thing. Dudes need to stop doing that.

It's a prelude to the divorce where will be on his hands and knees, facing the opposite direction.

Post: #10

Top rated comment:

She knew she was going to be on tv and still wore that outfit?!
- js, js, 7/12/2012 21:38

Post: #11

[quote='Timoteo' pid='323037' dateline='1354988268']
I still can't stomach the whole down on one knee thing. Dudes need to stop doing that.
---***We should come up with an alpha way to propose for guys who actually want to marry.

Post: #12

(12-09-2012 12:57 AM)Alpha Hunter Zero Wrote:  ---***We should come up with an alpha way to propose for guys who actually want to marry.

Post: #13

(12-09-2012 12:57 AM)Alpha Hunter Zero Wrote:  [quote='Timoteo' pid='323037' dateline='1354988268']
I still can't stomach the whole down on one knee thing. Dudes need to stop doing that.
---***We should come up with an alpha way to propose for guys who actually want to marry.

Hit her with the ring when she's on HER knees...right after she's sucked your dick.

Post: #14

(12-09-2012 01:13 AM)Prophylaxis Wrote:  [quote='Alpha Hunter Zero' pid='323439' dateline='1355032620']
---***We should come up with an alpha way to propose for guys who actually want to marry.

I should have worded that differently.

Post: #15

Alpha way to propose- Shoot a huge load on her chest and forehead. Tell her to close her eyes. Throw the ring wherever you left the biggest wad so it has a better chance of sticking. Tell her to open her eyes and look in the mirror.

Post: #16

She looks like she's going to be a shut in librarian that develops scoliosis. Could have done worse, could have been a fattie or attention whore...oh wait, she's also a reporter. He's fucked.

Its going to be a competitive marriage where he ALWAYS has to out rank her in career. If he ever loses his job or she gets a promotion and works with like the 'alpha' reporter of whatever media outlet she will suck his dick if he even glances at her. Anyone above him in their industry has implicit dominance over him, game over.

Its like if he were jason priestly, married sarah silverman and then she went away to work on a movie co starring with Colin Farrell and Colin decided one night that he needed his dick sucked by the closest pair of lips. Instant status and validation for her. Guaranteed cheating.