Post: #1

Just last week was my birthday, and I met up with a rather difficult chick, one that doesn't drink, and isn't promiscuous, she didn't buy me any gifts. I've been dating this chick for a month now, and I've never had to pay for her, she always pays for herself. Her birthday is sometime next week, I'm thinking of getting her a necklace for 15 pounds (RRP 40 pounds), not to win her approval or anything, but just because it's her birthday. I might as well get her earrings. What do you think is better earrings or gunmetal necklace?

Post: #2

A pearl necklace always works best.

Post: #3

Give her a knuckle sandwich

Post: #4

You've only been dating her for a month? Stupid question but have you slept with her? How many times?

Never buy a woman jewelry. If she's ever stuck and needs money it's the first thing she's gonna sell.
Believe me I've had women tell me that straight up.

She doesn't deserve anything in my opinion. But if you must then take her somewhere nice. I say dinner
and a comedy club or maybe a casino with a club. Something where the logistics leads up to you banging
her for the night. Go a few hours from your place and book a hotel room.

Post: #5

Don't buy her anything. Just take her out and at least you'll probably get something at the end of the night.

If she didn't get anything for your birthday then you shouldn't get anything for her, in my opinion. It kind of reflects that you think more of her than she does of you - despite the month time difference.

Post: #6

give her a cupcake with a candle in it... then massage her with scented oils, tie her to the bed with silk/satin scarves and fuck the shit out of her, use all her holes and blow your load in her mouth

Post: #7

(12-08-2012 12:07 PM)ElJefe Wrote:  give her a cupcake with a candle in it... then massage her with scented oils, tie her to the bed with silk/satin scarves and fuck the shit out of her, use all her holes and blow your load in her mouth

This.

There is no better gift than Gorilla fuck a chick.
She will thank you and respect you more, which will only make the relationship better.

Post: #8

Don't buy this bitch anything of value (to echo Parlay, NO JEWELRY). Giving jewelry sets a bad precedent, and since she didn't give YOU anything for your birthday, I'd be tempted not to acknowledge her birthday at all. From how you describe her, she doesn't treat you like you're in a relationship. Actions speak loudly.

Post: #9

Stand her up and go fuck another chick. Total DHV and you'll feel better in the morning.

Post: #10

1 month and no sex?

smh. This is a forum for game, not for simping.

WIA

Post: #11

A classic

Post: #12

dick in a box

Post: #13

(12-08-2012 02:26 PM)WestIndianArchie Wrote:  1 month and no sex?

smh. This is a forum for game, not for simping.

WIA

We don't know if he smooshed yet.

Post: #14

this probably sounds gay, but every once in a while I'll bake a cake for a chick's bday. I'll make it intentionally lopsided, make a strawberry frosting so it's pink, and have about 40 huge candles and sparklers coming out of it, it's my version of a Mad Hatter cake. I've had girls cry and tell me they've never had a guy do something so amazing for them before.

Never ever ever ever buy shit for girls. Not only is it a waste of money, but it literally means nothing to them. They will see you as an ATM from then on out.

Make something for them, even if it's small or stupid.

I don't do too much romantic shit, but every once in a while I bust out with that cake to catch em by surprise. It's an interesting contrast from the usual asshole they have to deal with and keeps them off guard.

Post: #15

I agree no gifts. Might as well light the money on fire, you will get more use out of it.

Post: #16

On a related note, my current GF just received a few small, cute items that I've bought for her because they should have some special meaning to her or us, and proclaimed that "it was as if I didn't know her at all".

I guess that's why I felt the need to strongly emphasize "current", as in "subject to change at any moment".

Post: #17

I didn't know guys on this forum had 'proper' girlfriends.

Post: #18

The term is usually "LTR" around these parts, but it's functionally the same thing... steady pussy without (at least at the moment) seeking others. I believe that some 99.9% of the world population practices it for most of their lives.

Post: #19

I agree didn't even think any of us where in anything monogamous. Though have to say if you found someone cool enough to do that with I say awesome!
Yup I did it for 12 years, not even so much as a flirt. It was actually nice having someone that had me not caring or even wanting to look at other women.

Post: #20

(12-08-2012 03:52 PM)thedude3737 Wrote:  this probably sounds gay, but every once in a while I'll bake a cake for a chick's bday. I'll make it intentionally lopsided, make a strawberry frosting so it's pink, and have about 40 huge candles and sparklers coming out of it, it's my version of a Mad Hatter cake. I've had girls cry and tell me they've never had a guy do something so amazing for them before.

Never ever ever ever buy shit for girls. Not only is it a waste of money, but it literally means nothing to them. They will see you as an ATM from then on out.

Make something for them, even if it's small or stupid.

I don't do too much romantic shit, but every once in a while I bust out with that cake to catch em by surprise. It's an interesting contrast from the usual asshole they have to deal with and keeps them off guard.

Ah funny
Only a G can pull that off without looking beta
Well played my friend

Post: #21

(12-08-2012 09:15 PM)le prince perdu Wrote:  Ah funny
Only a G can pull that off without looking beta
Well played my friend

Chicks will value more a crumpled card from an asshole than a diamond necklace from a beta.

Post: #22

(12-08-2012 03:52 PM)thedude3737 Wrote:  this probably sounds gay, but every once in a while I'll bake a cake for a chick's bday. I'll make it intentionally lopsided, make a strawberry frosting so it's pink, and have about 40 huge candles and sparklers coming out of it, it's my version of a Mad Hatter cake. I've had girls cry and tell me they've never had a guy do something so amazing for them before.

Never ever ever ever buy shit for girls. Not only is it a waste of money, but it literally means nothing to them. They will see you as an ATM from then on out.

Make something for them, even if it's small or stupid.

I don't do too much romantic shit, but every once in a while I bust out with that cake to catch em by surprise. It's an interesting contrast from the usual asshole they have to deal with and keeps them off guard.

When I was in high school, I took pottery my junior year for the hell of it. (and for the girls of course)

I had a gf at the time, and in class I made a ceramic jewelry box for her. Painted it and everything. The girls in the class were intrigued and would not stop asking who it was for.

Probably 5 years later when I was in law school, I went over to her place and banged. I went to use the bathroom and guess what I saw on a shelf above the sink?

That same box. Dude is right. Handmade things have a sentimental value to them that is unparalleled.

Post: #23

My cock.

Post: #24

Why are you going to reward unsatisfactory behaivior? She hasn't done shit to earn a gift yet.

Post: #25

No gifts until I fuck her! I'm gonna order the gunmetal necklace anyway, not for her though, but only because it's down from 40 pounds to 15 pounds, I might as well sell it on ebay later on. We've been out on 3 dates, however the first two dates don't count as they were only an hour each, third date was 4 hours. Towards the end of the third date, I invited her home to watch a movie with me, out of nowhere she came up with "I'm not ready yet" WTF?

The only reason I thought about getting her a gift is because I am flying to NYC for a wedding next week, and when I come back she'll fly to Sweden for Christmas vacation, so I probably won't see her for a while. At first I thought that necklace would remind her of me, but now I've realized that she doesn't deserve it yet!