Post: #51

Yeah, but I've had girls get back to me out of the blue sometimes even though they didn't respond before. Maybe they broke up with their boyfriend. I only delete numbers if they make a big deal about it. Even when they tell me to delete, I fight to keep their number.

Post: #52

^^^ OK, I'll experiment with hanging onto the numbers then. That might actually work well with numbers i get from tourists girls, since they might show interest again when they are coming back for another vacation here

Post: #53

Text message received tone = Pavlov's Bell for girls in their twenties.

Post: #54

Just sent out a mass, low-investment, androgynous text to a bunch of cold numbers in my phone. The results are promising.

The weather in NYC is cold, but we've been getting more warm days here and there. So, I sent out:

"More warm weather please"

Getting a lot of responses. Much better than when I sent out a "What you up to" to the same cold numbers a week ago. There can't be any questions like that in one of these mass texts.

Post: #55

(02-26-2013 11:33 AM)soup Wrote:  Just sent out a mass, low-investment, androgynous text to a bunch of cold numbers in my phone. The results are promising.

The weather in NYC is cold, but we've been getting more warm days here and there. So, I sent out:

"More warm weather please"

Getting a lot of responses. Much better than when I sent out a "What you up to" to the same cold numbers a week ago. There can't be any questions like that in one of these mass texts.

Can you give us an example of a conversation after the girl replies?

Post: #56

Some of the get back with things like:

"haha yeah"
"No I need one more ski day"
"I'm stuck inside work until 530. at least it's not dark when I leave!"

or something like:

"Sorry I lost my contacts who is this"

me: "soup"

her: "which soup?"

at this point it gets really hard. I usually just tell them we met online but not in real-life. But, by then, the vibe is gone.

Post: #57

So you might get a date with 1/50 of these girls?

These are girls who flaked and haven't had sex with correct?

Post: #58

(02-26-2013 12:27 PM)Jaylow Wrote:  So you might get a date with 1/50 of these girls?

These are girls who flaked and haven't had sex with correct?

Yes- the numbers get crunched down to something like that. I usually have a few that are interested and I go with the one that seems like she's most into it.

I don't usually text girls I've already had sex with.

As my follow-up to that first one, I'm going to try sending out another mass text: "It's a good day to be off from work" to the girls who replied in order to weed out any that might be able to meet this afternoon.

Post: #59

Sent out:

"So nice out" got a lot of good responses.

I want to get away from talking about the weather, but it seems to be the only thing that I know everyone is experiencing at the same time.

Post: #60

I got 3 numbers a few days ago and texted all three 2 days ago.

One girl responded within the hour. She says "maybe i have much homework so not sure" when I ask if she wants to meet up.

One girl responded yesterday. "I can't I'm very busy this week."

One girl responded today. "Of course I would how about wednesday night?"

I think these girls wait a day or 2 to respond because they are weeding out the betas who might send several messages or something. Or maybe they're bored and just decided to respond. Some girls who respond right away won't agree to meet up and some girls who respond days later will be down to hang out.

No fucking consistency. Girls force us to constantly spin plates. If I focused on one girl at a time I'd never get laid.

Post: #61

(04-09-2013 12:22 PM)soup Wrote:  Sent out:

"So nice out" got a lot of good responses.

I want to get away from talking about the weather, but it seems to be the only thing that I know everyone is experiencing at the same time.

Try sending picture messages of cool stuff.

Post: #62

(04-09-2013 01:40 PM)Giovonny Wrote:  Try sending picture messages of cool stuff.

Yeah I do this and it works well to get reactions

I send them a picture of a beer or cocktail i'm drinking, a beach scene, a plate of sushi, a weird person, a dog, a funny sign, anything intriguing.

Sometimes I take a pic of a place and say "guess where I am?"

Post: #63

I'm using a flip phone that has sucky camera. That's a good idea though.

Post: #64

Sent out:

"Another perfect tues"

Haven't gotten many responses so far, but did get a colorful one: "I feel like the breeze is making out with me".

Post: #65

It's been incredibly, unseasonably cold here.

I sent "how you loving this weather for the start of your summer?" to several girls I know that just finished school.

2 quick replies, but no serious bites yet.

Post: #66

I like to send something witty/funny to attempt to reconnect with girls I haven't spoken to for a while.

'I really hope that wasn't you I just saw at xxx wearing pink crocs'

I think the lack of punctuation, and the choice of statement over question makes this such a low investment response which I think is ideal. In my experience girls reply very receptively to this, and try to plead it wasn't them. Crocs really area fashion faux pas for women.

I had one girl reply me once that if there was a girl wearing crocs she should be stoned to death.

However, sometimes the reply isn't as humorous and actually makes you facepalm 'No I have black crocs'.

Post: #67

Not mine -- tested -- good responses

(opener) What are you doing, cutie? :-)
(opener) SURPRISE!
(opener) Knock knock...
(opener) How's my favorite little brat doing?
(opener) Ciao bella! / Mi amore! / My cheri amore!
(opener) I just made you open your phone for no reason...looks like I got you in check =]
(opener) Hey goof, I bet my weekend can beat up your weekend.
(opener) What sort of trouble are you causing?
(opener) I am luring girls to my house with candy, which do you prefer skittles or M&M's?
(opener) Hey..do me a favor and text me right back. Just hi or something. My friends dont believe retards can text. We'll show em lil buddy
(opener) I know my math u+i equals 69
(opener) Girls are gross...
(opener) Hey princess, I Just came back from the aquarium and I saw the cutest fish there...it reminded me of you
(opener) I hope you are smiling. If not just think of me!
(opener) Aliens are coming to abduct all the good looking sexy ass people! You will be safe, I'm just texting to say goodbye
(opener) Remember guys tomorrow is "Hug a retard" day...So don't freak out like you did last year, NO ONE IS TRYING TO HURT YOU!
(opener) I miss you and wanna see you, but this dumb security guard won't let me in the zoo. Is there any way you can escape?
(opener) Why'd you have to give your mom my phone number..? She won't quit calling me now..
(opener) Did you know a blue whales tongue weighs as much as an elephant!? That’s ridiculous… Gotta love animal planet during the lunch break…
(for flakes) I just met your twin
(for flakes) I like talking to you and I don't play games. I think we're really good together. Lets try it if not that's cool and I'm glad we met.
(push-pull) Out of all the (first name) (last name)'s I know... I think your my favorite.
(push-pull) You just popped into my head so Hi...now please stay out of there
(push-pull) Everytime I see u, I smile. When u walk, I laugh. When u speak, I get excited. For some reason, retarded people amuse the hell out of me!
(for same night) Sweet dreams, sexy. :-) [name]
(for same night) Hey I hope you got home safe. [name]
(attraction) Let's fly to Las Vegas, get married, argue about our third kid's name, divorce, and grow old lonely and depressed
(attraction) I don't know who you're boyfriend is...but he's not spanking you enough!
(attraction) I don't think you're ready for this jelly
(attraction) Awww, you're so sweet. You're making me get diabetes.
(attraction) I just don't think we should do this anymore...Sometimes you make me feel like I am just a piece of meat.
(comfort) I was thinking of you...
(comfort) Something about u seems to always make me smile.
(sex) This is a breathalizer test. Please blow in the phone.....Result: Positive 90% for sperm breath

MULTI-LINERS
"congratulations"
"for what?" "what did i do?" "why?"
"i was just thinking of u. congratulations =)"

"Who is this?"
[girls name]
"I know...I'm just being an ass "

"Did you know that LIPS and KISS are typed the same way on your phone?"
"I love how soft your lips are, I can't wait to kiss them again."

Post: #68

(05-03-2013 10:26 PM)ballsyamog Wrote:  Not mine -- tested -- good responses

(opener) What are you doing, cutie? :-)
(opener) SURPRISE!
(opener) Knock knock...
(opener) How's my favorite little brat doing?
(opener) Ciao bella! / Mi amore! / My cheri amore!
(opener) I just made you open your phone for no reason...looks like I got you in check =]
(opener) Hey goof, I bet my weekend can beat up your weekend.
(opener) What sort of trouble are you causing?
(opener) I am luring girls to my house with candy, which do you prefer skittles or M&M's?
(opener) Hey..do me a favor and text me right back. Just hi or something. My friends dont believe retards can text. We'll show em lil buddy
(opener) I know my math u+i equals 69
(opener) Girls are gross...
(opener) Hey princess, I Just came back from the aquarium and I saw the cutest fish there...it reminded me of you
(opener) I hope you are smiling. If not just think of me!
(opener) Aliens are coming to abduct all the good looking sexy ass people! You will be safe, I'm just texting to say goodbye
(opener) Remember guys tomorrow is "Hug a retard" day...So don't freak out like you did last year, NO ONE IS TRYING TO HURT YOU!
(opener) I miss you and wanna see you, but this dumb security guard won't let me in the zoo. Is there any way you can escape?
(opener) Why'd you have to give your mom my phone number..? She won't quit calling me now..
(opener) Did you know a blue whales tongue weighs as much as an elephant!? That’s ridiculous… Gotta love animal planet during the lunch break…
(for flakes) I just met your twin
(for flakes) I like talking to you and I don't play games. I think we're really good together. Lets try it if not that's cool and I'm glad we met.
(push-pull) Out of all the (first name) (last name)'s I know... I think your my favorite.
(push-pull) You just popped into my head so Hi...now please stay out of there
(push-pull) Everytime I see u, I smile. When u walk, I laugh. When u speak, I get excited. For some reason, retarded people amuse the hell out of me!
(for same night) Sweet dreams, sexy. :-) [name]
(for same night) Hey I hope you got home safe. [name]
(attraction) Let's fly to Las Vegas, get married, argue about our third kid's name, divorce, and grow old lonely and depressed
(attraction) I don't know who you're boyfriend is...but he's not spanking you enough!
(attraction) I don't think you're ready for this jelly
(attraction) Awww, you're so sweet. You're making me get diabetes.
(attraction) I just don't think we should do this anymore...Sometimes you make me feel like I am just a piece of meat.
(comfort) I was thinking of you...
(comfort) Something about u seems to always make me smile.
(sex) This is a breathalizer test. Please blow in the phone.....Result: Positive 90% for sperm breath

MULTI-LINERS
"congratulations"
"for what?" "what did i do?" "why?"
"i was just thinking of u. congratulations =)"

"Who is this?"
[girls name]
"I know...I'm just being an ass "

"Did you know that LIPS and KISS are typed the same way on your phone?"
"I love how soft your lips are, I can't wait to kiss them again."

Can you say who you are and who is the girl? At least will give us that upfront and you won't come off as lazy or stupid.

Post: #69

They are just compilations of different text openers that have gotten good responses. It's not a conversation

Post: #70

(05-03-2013 10:26 PM)ballsyamog Wrote:  This is a breathalizer test. Please blow in the phone.....Result: Positive 90% for sperm breath

Ummm, wow, thats funny!

Post: #71

What do y'all think about group texting ten random girls in your contacts?

For example, "Hey girls"

Has anyone tried this? You can say its an orgy when they ask why you did it.

Post: #72

(05-04-2013 02:01 PM)MidniteSpecial Wrote:  What do y'all think about group texting ten random girls in your contacts?

For example, "Hey girls"

Has anyone tried this? You can say its an orgy when they ask why you did it.

I think it would probably depend on the girl(s). if they are genuinely into group sex and orgies, then that is actually not a bad opener. Otherwise, I would not recommend it.

Post: #73

(02-04-2013 01:04 PM)Dulceácido Wrote:  Text message received tone = Pavlov's Bell for girls in their twenties.

Me too. Turned off vibrate and sound for texting, neediness went way down.

Post: #74

Here's one for a grey day:

"What you up to on this gloomy (mon, tues, thurs, etc.)"

Post: #75

Holidays are great for sending out mass text. I'm not going for a neg/aloof one. Just something simple low investment ping, "gentlemanly", warm/father alpha, etc.

"hope you enjoying the day off "

This is a comfort move with a bunch OKC numbers of girls I've never met. I have them stored in my phone with a rating system, so I'm going to try this on the 5s first.

update: I got 3/25 response rate on that one. Going to try "perfect day to have off"