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(11-05-2012 12:20 PM)Samseau Wrote:  Has anyone ever seen an article written by a man about becoming old and lonely?

Yeah samseau, I saw this the other day.

Quote:Guys,

It's time to quit this forum and man up. Really. Honestly, married life is a superior lifestyle for the man with options. Being single sucks. Let me illustrate...


Married men are never hard of hearing. Anyone ever say this to you? "My husband is such a good listener." That's because matrimony gives them boosted health to withstand nagging, crying, complaining, and offspring asking for money all the time. Me? I'm deafer than guys 20 years older. Hanging out at bars, clubs, concerts, and seeing stand up shows has wrecked my ears.

Speaking of socializing, married men are always invited to couples only dinners. They're free to eat carbs while I'm stuck with Paleo. Must be nice hanging out like that. Women only call me when they want to get banged out. Sometimes I get a text from them saying "It was fun " Sometimes. When I get home, I cry on my pillow. Made of padded stats. From my mint.com accounts.

Married men have more disposable income. The lucky bastards...did you know they get tax breaks for being married? As for me, I'm always broke. I try to budget money for expenses and entertainment. However, my investments and business projects usually suck out any spare cash. When will I get to buy a house with a sitting room?

Since married men own their homes, they do all the lawn work, house repairs, and auto repairs for the family's 2 cars. THEN they get to do the cooking, cleaning, laundry and chores inside the house. How are they so strong? None of those tasks are ever on my schedule and my muscles and joints always ache. I mean I only do stronglifts 3 times a week. Even though girls want to be picked up at the gym, I have to save my energy for lifts and dips at the salsa classes I teach.

Because many of the salseras have heavy accents, I am forced--FORCED-- to learn spanish. It's the only way I can teach steps and converse with those girls. Maridos tienen suerte. In the US, husbands can skate by in life knowing only english.

I'm finishing this while the valet picks up my 2-seater. It's a shame I can't be part of the Green movement by driving an efficient Prius like some other guys. And since the Lotus doesn't have a backseat, I can never offer a ride to my gringa's heavyset friend. I think she does shotput for the local university, so she'll be safe walking home on her own. She keeps saying "I'm an independent woman", but it's nice to feel needed now and then. Oh well. Fish and bicycles, right?

Fellas, those are a fraction of the hardships of bachelorhood.
Don't make the same mistakes I have.
I'll check up after landing in Buenos Aires.

Respectfully,
Senor dos Equis el Segundo

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ahahahahaha Where's the link?

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That's awesome!A keeper for sure!Thanks for sharing!

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That is awesome.

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(11-05-2012 02:26 PM)Samseau Wrote:  ahahahahaha Where's the link?

There's no link. Will a portrait work?
Been thinking about what life would be like for a Blue Pill Playa.
Then I read your question. Thanks for the spark, mate.