Basil Ransom
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RE: Joe Rogan nukes the hamster
Damn, we need a thread for PERSONAL videos like this, where we tape bitches wigging out on us. I had an amazing opportunity the other night, but I didn't think to tape it for the forum.
I was hollering at girls passing by, grabbing several, sitting them on my lap, publicly made out with two. One girl I had talked to for all of a minute or so before grabbing her face with me seated, her standing bent over, and eating face.
Finally, this fat bitch unleashes on me when she sees a cute girl return to me "Did you know this guy is a chauvinistic asshole? He's been molesting girls all night. Bla bla chauvinistic asshole bla bla... Do you [to me] know you're a chauvinistic asshole?" "Yeah." And I hadn't said a word to her before she exploded. She starts wildly gesticulating and getting closer, talking about how tough she is and how she'll protect other girls, and I just laugh at her patronizingly. A part of me wants to escalate it, get her to throw a punch and then shove her over or something, but I didn't want to get expelled from the bar.
Ten minutes later, she's STILL talking about me. I tell her "I give your life meaning. See, now you have something to talk about."
I had a forum member right next to me when it happened, witnessing it. He was astonished too, at this fat bitch's temerity. I've already made the story a joke I tell to girls - "This girl told me I'm a chauvinistic asshole, before even exchanging a word with me. Something about me, I guess"
(This post was last modified: 11-04-2012 10:48 AM by Basil Ransom.)
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RE: Joe Rogan nukes the hamster
(11-04-2012 10:44 AM)basilransom Wrote: Damn, we need a thread for PERSONAL videos like this, where we tape bitches wigging out on us. I had an amazing opportunity the other night, but I didn't think to tape it for the forum.
I was hollering at girls passing by, grabbing several, sitting them on my lap, publicly made out with two. One girl I had talked to for all of a minute or so before grabbing her face with me seated, her standing bent over, and eating face.
Finally, this fat bitch unleashes on me when she sees a cute girl return to me "Did you know this guy is a chauvinistic asshole? He's been molesting girls all night. Bla bla chauvinistic asshole bla bla... Do you [to me] know you're a chauvinistic asshole?" "Yeah." And I hadn't said a word to her before she exploded. She starts wildly gesticulating and getting closer, talking about how tough she is and how she'll protect other girls, and I just laugh at her patronizingly. A part of me wants to escalate it, get her to throw a punch and then shove her over or something, but I didn't want to get expelled from the bar.
Ten minutes later, she's STILL talking about me. I tell her "I give your life meaning. See, now you have something to talk about."
I had a forum member right next to me when it happened, witnessing it. He was astonished too, at this fat bitch's temerity. I've already made the story a joke I tell to girls - "This girl told me I'm a chauvinistic asshole, before even exchanging a word with me. Something about me, I guess"
Interesting. It's extreme cockblocking behavior to motherhen girls she doesn't even know. That could be an opener too, not unlike the old chestnut about seeing the two girls fight outside.
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Timoteo
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RE: Joe Rogan nukes the hamster
(11-04-2012 12:20 PM)Therapsid Wrote: (11-04-2012 10:44 AM)basilransom Wrote: Damn, we need a thread for PERSONAL videos like this, where we tape bitches wigging out on us. I had an amazing opportunity the other night, but I didn't think to tape it for the forum.
I was hollering at girls passing by, grabbing several, sitting them on my lap, publicly made out with two. One girl I had talked to for all of a minute or so before grabbing her face with me seated, her standing bent over, and eating face.
Finally, this fat bitch unleashes on me when she sees a cute girl return to me "Did you know this guy is a chauvinistic asshole? He's been molesting girls all night. Bla bla chauvinistic asshole bla bla... Do you [to me] know you're a chauvinistic asshole?" "Yeah." And I hadn't said a word to her before she exploded. She starts wildly gesticulating and getting closer, talking about how tough she is and how she'll protect other girls, and I just laugh at her patronizingly. A part of me wants to escalate it, get her to throw a punch and then shove her over or something, but I didn't want to get expelled from the bar.
Ten minutes later, she's STILL talking about me. I tell her "I give your life meaning. See, now you have something to talk about."
I had a forum member right next to me when it happened, witnessing it. He was astonished too, at this fat bitch's temerity. I've already made the story a joke I tell to girls - "This girl told me I'm a chauvinistic asshole, before even exchanging a word with me. Something about me, I guess"
Interesting. It's extreme cockblocking behavior to motherhen girls she doesn't even know. That could be an opener too, not unlike the old chestnut about seeing the two girls fight outside.
...and that motherhen bullshit would stop the moment a guy started showing her some attention. She'd be too lost in his eyes to notice chauvinistic molesters like Basilransom puttin' in work...HA HA!
"The best kind of pride is that which compels a man to do his best when no one is watching."
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Basil Ransom
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RE: Joe Rogan nukes the hamster
(11-04-2012 12:28 PM)Timoteo Wrote: ...and that motherhen bullshit would stop the moment a guy started showing her some attention. She'd be too lost in his eyes to notice chauvinistic molesters like Basilransom puttin' in work...HA HA!
Actually, my friend's friends were showing her and her better looking friend some attention. I think it was the fact that I was getting attention from cute girls while 'molesting' girls set her off.
We all know how plenty of bitches get wet from being objectified and manhandled by a cool guy, but if they see a guy doing it to their friend, and he hasn't won the friend's approval, then she may come and cockblock, call him a 'molester,' etc. Just this chick thought she had step out for the sisterhood, for a girl she didn't know. The cute girl I was macking then thanked the cockblocker profusely and then retreated to her friends.
In this case, it was a matter of feminist, egalitarian brainwashing. Men are not supposed to behave like that, being aggressive is not attractive to women, etc.
(This post was last modified: 11-04-2012 12:57 PM by Basil Ransom.)
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