Post: #1

32 year old woman falls head over heels with her date.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/lifestyle/...story.html

Here is the money quote:

Quote:He was very cute. He’s a little bit, not preppy, but more clean-cut than I would usually go for. But he’s more the type of person I’m looking for now.

Post: #2

That spinster has a receding hairline.

Post: #3

How sad that he found her attractive. That chick is straight gross.

Post: #4

He's not a bad looking dude.

She's more like Sarah Jessica Parker on steroids.

Post: #5

Quote:UPDATE: Ben was about to head out of town ... so these two motivated daters got together again the very next night, before he shipped out. Unfortunately, it now seems some personal issues might take Ben out of Washington for the foreseeable future. “It’s bad timing,” Wendy laments. “If those things weren’t going on, we might see each other again.”

So, did he hit and run? No matter what happened the second night, I am unsure whether this counts as a Date Lab success (finally!).

Post: #6

Bitch got a fivehead.

Post: #7

(10-27-2012 03:11 PM)MikeCF Wrote:  How sad that he found her attractive. That chick is straight gross.

The picture is definitely unflattering, though. She might be better looking that she appears.

And as a ex-college athlete, she may be have a pretty good body.

I bet he banged her second night.

Post: #8

(10-27-2012 03:29 PM)Handsome Creepy Eel Wrote:  

Quote:UPDATE: Ben was about to head out of town ... so these two motivated daters got together again the very next night, before he shipped out. Unfortunately, it now seems some personal issues might take Ben out of Washington for the foreseeable future. “It’s bad timing,” Wendy laments. “If those things weren’t going on, we might see each other again.”

So, did he hit and run? No matter what happened the second night, I am unsure whether this counts as a Date Lab success (finally!).

He came to his senses after he had sex with her. He realized he could do better and fed her a line.

Post: #9

(10-27-2012 02:36 PM)Roosh Wrote:  Here is the money quote:

Quote:He was very cute. He’s a little bit, not preppy, but more clean-cut than I would usually go for. But he’s more the type of person I’m looking for now.

It's funny how so much of this hamster-speak has a 100% direct translation once you crack the code: "I've spent the last 15 years riding the alpha cock carousel but now I'm 32 and hitting the wall hard so I'm looking for someone with lower SMV who will commit to me."

I bet the dude banged her out the 2nd night. Some of his lines in the article come across as pretty beta ("I texted her and said I had a fantastic time") but he also seems funny and outgoing which is probably more than enough game for this aging broad.

Post: #10

That chick is a 5 in my book, i don't care if it's a bad photo. Her face and her hair just plain suck. The guy is clearly dating/banging down in her case.

Post: #11

She is a 4.

Huge forehead
Receding hairline
Wrinkles/sun damage galore
Masculine frame (look at forearm bone structure)
small tits (that probably sag)

Would not bang.

Post: #12

i doubt shes 32 she doesnt look a day under 37

Post: #13

I agree with MikeCF I don't find her attractive at all, maybe I'd give her a 5 though, just because I live in an area with a shit load of mediocre women, she's pretty typical for what I see on a daily basis.

I would not bang, maybe if I was really drunk and she came up to me and was basically offering to suck my cock, I'd let her, but that would be pretty much the only circumstance.

Post: #14

The comments are a riot:

Quote:I don't know - the whole thing with obsessed with Alaska and never been and then liking this girl and splitting for personal reasons.

I smell commitment issues.

And..

Quote:Hopefully all the readers here are mature enough to know what 35yo Ben is apparently clueless about: when you like/love a person, "personal issues" are easily and quickly brushed aside to make the relationship work. Sorry Ben but if at 35 personal issues cause you to toss aside this gorgeous gal, I worry that personal/work/family/friend issues will continually get in the way of you finding the love of your life! As with anything in life, "stuff"can get in the way of romance, so it's all about setting priorities! (What priority can a 35yo single man can have that''s so important you stood up this great woman??)

Looks like he did hit and quit:

Quote:Ben is lying, I just saw him two nights ago. He is in town.

Good for him.

Post: #15

Geez, could their jobs sound more made up?

Post: #16

(10-27-2012 05:27 PM)Roosh Wrote:  The comments are a riot

Another one:

Quote:I think Date Lab ought to give her another date and make it clearer that she not only loves animals, sports and the outdoors but is a major brainiac. (I googled her and she's super bright and has a great career. And she's pretty, athletic and fit.) Maybe some nice scientist or engineer, or similar brainiac, who reads about her will send her an email and ask her out. Don't give up, Wendy! This just wasn't a good match, it turns out.

1. She's a high school geology teacher ffs, not a rocket scientist. Could you imagine those comments being made about a male high school teacher? Brainiac! Great career! Nigga please.

2. Women still genuinely believe that that, super bright brainiac with a great career, would be what would seal the deal for a man (and overcome her major physical defects?)

The commenters have little touch with reality.

Post: #17

(10-27-2012 03:29 PM)Handsome Creepy Eel Wrote:  

Quote:UPDATE: Ben was about to head out of town ... so these two motivated daters got together again the very next night, before he shipped out. Unfortunately, it now seems some personal issues might take Ben out of Washington for the foreseeable future. “It’s bad timing,” Wendy laments. “If those things weren’t going on, we might see each other again.”

So, did he hit and run? No matter what happened the second night, I am unsure whether this counts as a Date Lab success (finally!).

I read this as a pump n dump.

Check out this comment:

Quote:jaygatsby27 - Ben is lying, I just saw him two nights ago. He is in town.

Post: #18

Was this last Tuesday? I was in PP that night and could have sworn I saw this couple. Only stands out because of how perfect a DC mismatch they were: put-together guy with a grade A Washington wildebeest. I could be imagining it though - you see a lot of that here. Didn't see the DL crew either...

My man, you're an Ivy League lawyer in his prime. You can do obscenely better than that. Even by DC standards that's subpar.

Post: #19

whoa, she is gross looking

Post: #20

Very masculine looking. Fails the boner test for me!

Post: #21

The guy gamed it the whole way. Played the nice-guy beta, got the bang, pulled a vanishing act.


Urban-Nerd, was that you?

Post: #22

I actually know the dude from Yale Law school. He's a decent, down to earth fellow (which is admittedly kinda rare there, but he is).

Post: #23

I don't know: I would maybe bang first date, but to go out with her sober again? No way.

Post: #24

(10-27-2012 10:51 PM)megatron Wrote:  I don't know: I would maybe bang first date, but to go out with her sober again? No way.

Nor even for the story in this case..? I think someone finally "won" date lab

Post: #25

(10-28-2012 12:00 AM)Norset Wrote:  

(10-27-2012 10:51 PM)megatron Wrote:  I don't know: I would maybe bang first date, but to go out with her sober again? No way.

Nor even for the story in this case..? I think someone finally "won" date lab

Yeah, but what a hollow victory. All I learned is that the only way to "beat" Date Lab is to really slum it. I consider it a beat when a dude fucks someone less ugly than him.