Post: #1

a) A mattress/bed frame which squeaks/makes noises when you bang

b) Knowing someone in the next apartment might be listening (in particular when you know the person)

its an affirmative for me for both the above. wondering if I'm being overly sensitive (dare I say beta) or if others share these feelings

look forward to hearing opinions>

Post: #2

If it's not my place I don't care. I hate it when a chicks dog tries to jump in the bed with us.

Post: #3

I hate it because it breaks my concentration. The worst is when the bed actually moves.

Post: #4

When that happens, I take her down to the floor. I actually just bought some knee pads for this venture.

Post: #5

(10-22-2012 11:31 PM)megatron Wrote:  When that happens, I take her down to the floor. I actually just bought some knee pads for this venture.

in my experience girls love being fucked on the floor. there's usually no give to a floor, so all of your force goes directly into her, not absorbed by a bed. good times

Post: #6

(10-22-2012 11:31 PM)megatron Wrote:  When that happens, I take her down to the floor.

Classic tactic. Frequently utilized during instances of banging a girl that still lives with her parents.

Post: #7

I actually prefer my neighbors to hear me fucking. They are dicks.

I'm with vinman, dogs are masters at cockblocking and messing up your game.

Post: #8

(10-22-2012 11:26 PM)vinman Wrote:  If it's not my place I don't care. I hate it when a chicks dog tries to jump in the bed with us.

(10-23-2012 12:22 AM)kickboxer Wrote:  I actually prefer my neighbors to hear me fucking. They are dicks.

I'm with vinman, dogs are masters at cockblocking and messing up your game.

haha When I was 19 I dated this girl with two chihauhas. they'd run up and stick their nose in my asshole while I was laying the root. Nothing will break your stride and send you squirming off of her like a wet nose in your butt...

Post: #9

Have you guys ever had sex on one of those beds hanging from the ceiling? I think they're meant to simulate floating in the breeze but it's the worst thing in the world for sex.

Post: #10

(10-23-2012 12:50 AM)Beyond Borders Wrote:  haha When I was 19 I dated this girl with two chihauhas. they'd run up and stick their nose in my asshole while I was laying the root. Nothing will break your stride and send you squirming off of her like a wet nose in your butt...

Lol!

Post: #11

1) Yes
2) No, in fact sometimes I encourage it.

Gotta try the fucking on the floor thing

Post: #12

(10-23-2012 12:50 AM)Beyond Borders Wrote:  haha When I was 19 I dated this girl with two chihauhas. they'd run up and stick their nose in my asshole while I was laying the root. Nothing will break your stride and send you squirming off of her like a wet nose in your butt...

I was banging a girl on her couch and her mutt did the same thing! I jumped a mile.

Post: #13

I currently have really scraped up knees from too much carpet sex that burn and aren't healing very fast. Everything in moderation...

Post: #14

the broad's cat biting my big toe really pisses me off.

I swear I levitated off the bed. While she was riding me.

Not a fan of cats...

Post: #15

My bed has a very weak head board, and when I bang on there, it hits the wall which is shared with my neighbor. Fortunately its Pied-à-terre apartment so no one ever hears it, but if a girl is ever concerned about the noise I encourage them to be loud and think someone is there by saying "I dont give a f--k, let them hear you!"

Post: #16

Hearing a bed squeak is music to my ears...HA HA! I think it's a badge of honor to actually break a bed while you're banging a chick out. To hear and feel that headboard hitting the wall. But I also like the rawness of taking a chick on the floor.

Post: #17

(10-22-2012 11:31 PM)megatron Wrote:  When that happens, I take her down to the floor. I actually just bought some knee pads for this venture.

I've actually just ripped the mattress off the bed and put it on the floor a few times. Zero squeak and no carpet burns on the old knees. Continue banging.

(10-23-2012 07:29 AM)Hotwheels Wrote:  the broad's cat biting my big toe really pisses me off.

I swear I levitated off the bed. While she was riding me.

Not a fan of cats...

I had that happen to me once. I just managed to coax this chick into giving me head. Finally she gets down to business and I had a sharp sensation on my toe, motherfucking little cat biting away! I tried my best to ignore it and hope it would stop giving my toe head, but it didn't so I had to kick that little shit out of there, ruined my blowjob.