Post: #1

This chick will do anything for a medal--except, that is, you-know-what, which would really help her.

   

   

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Quote:Anything for a medal! Track star Lolo Jones now trying out for U.S. BOBSLED team after disappointing finishes in two Olympic Games

Track and field star Lolo Jones is now changing her speciality after her disappointing fourth place finish at the London Olympics.

Now the 30-year-old is trying out for a spot on the national bobsled team as one of the push-athletes.

Jones became involved in the winter sport after the coach of the U.S. team invited her and a number of other Olympians to share their experiences with the bobsled hopefuls.

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'It's a new sport for me and there's a ton of room for improvement. ... I'm coming in here trying to learn everything quickly. I'm looking forward to fixing some things and hammering it out.'

The Iowa-born star made headlines this summer when she said that staying a virgin was 'the hardest thing I’ve ever done in my life—harder than training for the Olympics, harder than graduating from college, has been to stay a virgin before marriage.'

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Post: #2

(10-22-2012 05:47 PM)Tuthmosis Wrote:  

Quote:The Iowa-born star made headlines this summer when she said that staying a virgin was 'the hardest thing I’ve ever done in my life—harder than training for the Olympics, harder than graduating from college, has been to stay a virgin before marriage.'

It's going to get a whole lot easier very soon. Virgin, meet your new friend:



You two will be spending a lot of time together.

Post: #3

The fine print is that sucking dicks, hand jobs, and getting fucked in the ass don't count...

Post: #4

(10-22-2012 05:55 PM)Soma Wrote:  

(10-22-2012 05:47 PM)Tuthmosis Wrote:  

Quote:The Iowa-born star made headlines this summer when she said that staying a virgin was 'the hardest thing I’ve ever done in my life—harder than training for the Olympics, harder than graduating from college, has been to stay a virgin before marriage.'

It's going to get a whole lot easier very soon. Virgin, meet your new friend:



You two will be spending a lot of time together.

Hahahahaha!!! A wall? Damn, that cold.

Post: #5

Do her ovaries even work anymore?

Post: #6

(10-22-2012 05:57 PM)Pappy Wrote:  The fine print is that sucking dicks, hand jobs, and getting fucked in the ass don't count...

Funny thing is she could get an extra testosterone boost if she swallowed a couple
fat loads before the competition