Post: #851

Fuck why do I always chase after the unresponsive hottie over the plain Jane willing to suck my dick/ Fuck standards hoe the fuck can I make my dick willing to pick the easier of two acceptable women fuck I dont learn anyways

Post: #852

Just murdered a bowl of Raisin Bran and whole milk. Why does cereal taste so good? Step away from the refrigerator drunk AO. Step away.

Post: #853

The generosity at my local Cigar Lounge is astounding. I'm always getting free beer and liquor getting passed to me by the regulars. Feel like such a dick for not contributing the pot as often.

Post: #854

(04-02-2016 09:02 PM)Comte De St. Germain Wrote:  The generosity at my local Cigar Lounge is astounding. I'm always getting free beer and liquor getting passed to me by the regulars. Feel like such a dick for not contributing the pot as often.

You must be giving value in some fashion.

Talk to those regulars, see what makes them tick, see how you can offer them value. It will pay off.

EDIT: I was not drunk when posting this. I will now go drink a shot.

Post: #855

(04-04-2016 08:00 PM)AneroidOcean Wrote:  

(04-02-2016 09:02 PM)Comte De St. Germain Wrote:  The generosity at my local Cigar Lounge is astounding. I'm always getting free beer and liquor getting passed to me by the regulars. Feel like such a dick for not contributing the pot as often.

You must be giving value in some fashion.

Talk to those regulars, see what makes them tick, see how you can offer them value. It will pay off.

EDIT: I was not drunk when posting this. I will now go drink a shot.

I mean I'm bumming out hard to find luxury cigarettes occasionally, and I'm helping out the brother of one of the regulars. I just felt bad not contributing booze as often.

Post: #856

Jazz is fucking AMAZING when you're drunk. Especially Coltrane.

Post: #857

"Why do you pRty?"

"To get riggedy riggedy WREEEEEECKED!!!"

Post: #858

Yesterday I was playing some billiard with my Chinese friends. Then, a girl comes to the club and they tease her a bit and being a degenerate fuck I am, I act like a brick and really upset the girl. After we go for a dinner (in China it's common to go for a dinner with your friends) we drink some vodka and they make me apologize for the girl and they tell me that she has a boyfriend who would kill me if he knew what I did. I used agree-and-amplify and apologized because getting into trouble in China is definitely not worth it.

Anyway, we start drinking and the Chinese guys (they basically have the best game here, one is really cool guy who is definitely worth befriending for, another one is a guy who really doesn't give a fuck, which I admire, but otherwise is a fucking mess, and the others I don't really know yet) order only 蔬菜, only vegetables, and I'm still wondering why they ordered only vegetables.

After drinking for a while the degenerate guy says I should 请 (invite and pay) him and the the cool guy next time. But, after finishing the dinner he says I should pay 100元 for the dinner (I think at most we ate for 200元 + alcohol). Because I was drunk I just agreed, but I think I should have said that I just cover you next time so you cover me now (again common in China). 100元 is like 15$, so the money itself is not a big deal. After dinner I remember going to continue play billiard again with the guys. After that, I lost my mind (memory), but it seems I got home safely with everything with me (if there are any problems, Chinese like to take care of each other, including me).

Now I'm just wondering why I wrote this here. I think it's because I'm still drunk and it's 5:30AM here, so I felt like pondering my night and talking with my RVF brothers.



PS. If anyone wants to add my WeChat, you can PM me. I don't think anyone is in the same area, but knowing some fellow members never hurts. I heard there is even a RVF WeChat group, but I'm not in it.

Post: #859

1 liter Bottle of Olemeca Tequila Gold is my friend tonight.
38% alcoholic volume
Tequila is the devils poison.

5 and half days no fap and no porn....tomorrow morning will be 6 days

Got a date with a cute petite japanese girl tomorrow. Solid 8 in my eyes.
Feels like a flake cause she takes so long to reply....lets see.
If i bang her...i bang without cumming cause wanna save myself for tuesday.

Got another date tuesday with a married chick.
This ones the real deal.....long game.....long time planning.
I want her at all costs. Pedestal to be destroyed once and for all.
Unfinished business from old school beta days.


Im drunk...but have spelled checked this a million times.
Perfectionist that i am.


1 liter bottle of tequila is empty.
I have a high threshold for getting drunk
Takes along time till im really drunk.
I am now !!!!!!



You guys are great.
Thank the stars i found all of you.
The patriarchy will return.
We are are the horsemen of the aprocalypse.
Nofap will make you an approach animal.



Too drunk to think straight anymore.
Click "post reply"

Post: #860

I've spent 10 minutes trying to figure out how to embed a gif of a bottle of red wine into this thread.

Time to go to bed

Post: #861

Mercenary's post....

Post: #862

Fuck you married bitch.
I will bang you sooner or later.
Then report back here.

You guys are so harsh...but thats what i value.
Keep it real.

Post: #863

My life in 5 words:

Drunk at a coffee shop

Post: #864

Fuk.

I shouldn't have had that last beer.

I'm drunk.

This is a rare occurrence.

Hahahahahahahahaha

Post: #865

(04-15-2016 09:03 PM)RexImperator Wrote:  I'm drunk.

This is a rare occurrence.

Hahahahahahahahaha

SIR YOU NEED TO APPROPRIATE SOME REP POINTS FOR THE PROLETARIAT. I DEMAND WE SERIZE THEM ALL FROM 2WCYKED AND SUITS AS WELL AS ALL THE BANNED ACCOUNTS LOZOLOZLOZLOZLZLZOZLZZLOZLOZLOZ

Post: #866

Револутся!

Post: #867

(04-15-2016 09:07 PM)RexImperator Wrote:  Револутся!

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Post: #868

Quote:Сука Блять

Oh ever do I need to. You have no idea.

Post: #869

Eau de vie got you feeling good, Comte?

Post: #870

(04-15-2016 09:22 PM)Gustavus Adolphus Wrote:  Eau de vie got you feeling good, Comte?

There's beer and there's RVF then there's that girl in the yoga pants I can't tell which is which anymore do I drink the girl or post the ber or approach the rvf?????

Edit: All I know is that this is my safe space and I shouldnt post anywhere else

Post: #871

(04-02-2016 12:47 AM)Comte De St. Germain Wrote:  Fuck why do I always chase after the unresponsive hottie over the plain Jane willing to suck my dick/ Fuck standards hoe the fuck can I make my dick willing to pick the easier of two acceptable women fuck I dont learn anyways

Because you are a slave to the rhythm!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=72d5-xP5SnM

Wait a minute, just checking, all good. Drunk loungeeeee!

I think we may be at cross purposes here, but your post reminded me of a time, when I was pretty well ingrained in the social aspect, going out to clubs, private house parties, kind of thing. London 90's, 00's.

I met this pissed up tart from Omagh in Northern Ireland. She was fucked out of her brains pissed, wearing a superb pair of obviously very expensive leather trousers. Oh, it was gorgeousness and gorgeousity made flesh... my brothers...

Eh eh.

She was even quite tall (few inches shorter than me). Cocky little thing she was. Long flowing red hair. Oh jeesus...

Blatantly, she asked me to go back to hers. I of course, was too cool to drool, and blew her out (Twat, TWAT, twat..)

She just looked at me and said in her deep Norn Iron drawl: yer loss!

Then when she got her coat out to leave, she flicked on her long length black PVC mac. And I knew I had lost.

Still haven't got over it, obviously.

I should have just given her some of my lethal weapon:
Pete Rock and CL Smooth -
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ue11JF0XnzE

I went to a party where everyone gamed everyone else, and not even for sex or drugs or financial game. Just for social collateral. I was guilty of it too. Truly pathetic. I blew out a definite wild fuck. Such was the level of my arrogance.

Fuck me what a party that would have been. Just me and her in our leather trousers ( I had on a really expensive pair that fitted me perfectly as well - not really my style - but just going with it ).

There is a dichotomy here between the nice decent girl and the party slut, but give me the party slut any day, before all those nice decent girls that game even harder. You always know where you stand with a party slut. And my game was strong enough to bring her to book. I just made the wrong decision, that's all.

Oh well, have another Pete Rock and CL Smooth:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mSuaqKGH2Yw


One of the best producer/rapper combos ever.


....


Lesson learned young man:

Don't blow out a definite shag with a demented and drunk (I might have been more drunk than her, that was the problem) leathered up and pvc'd up red haired northern irish bitch, because really, it doesn't get better than that.

One down to experience. Bitter experience.

Post: #872

Oh oh, it's all coming live. The boys are online.

Shame I've got to go to bed.

It's quite fun having a few beers on the weekend.

Post: #873

Mate I'm still chasing after the shadow of the girl who stole my imagination. I've met an 11 in my rather short lifetime that had some interest in me, but blew it.

A girl who breaks your heart you can get over easy with a fuck, but a girl who sets the standard for perfection is hard to forget. Granted I'm glad I didn't see the ugly side of that unicorn. I can knock over the pedestal because there's a way bigger one I worship behind it.

Post: #874

In terms of music I've just been having this on repeat while staring out the window. Good rhythms good vibes I can deal. Just a shitty week needed a few Stone IPAs in me. Jackass "friend" and work coupled with a few issues in my life. Which is why I'm glad I'm heading off to have some fun the next weekend and have a good time.

Post: #875

I shall be visiting this thread often later tonight.

Remy Martin has become my new go-to spirit.