Post: #26

Congratulations. I bust quicker if I go in three-quarters instead of certified. That shit happens. I often try to make up the loss on the second bang. You could have hung out longer.

   

Post: #27

(10-16-2012 10:35 PM)Tuthmosis Wrote:  Congratulations. I bust quicker if I go in three-quarters instead of certified. That shit happens. I often try to make up the loss on the second bang. You could have hung out longer.

1. I thought I was the only guy who had this issue. I wonder why it happens? Maybe it's because you commit to fucking, and then you realize you're not into it, so your body decides to get it over with ASAP?

2. I love banging women between 45-55 in age as long as they haven't hit the wall. No condoms and no worries about an 18 year STD. What's not to like?

3. Anytime I hear someone mention young grandmothers, I think of this scene from this movie. The bi-racial flowchart turned this clip into 2:51 of pure win. I dated a bi-racial girl for a while last year and trolled the shit out of her with it.

Post: #28

(10-16-2012 02:41 PM)MidniteSpecial Wrote:  

(10-16-2012 02:37 PM)Roosh Wrote:  How old is she?

45. Daughter is 26. They are puerto rican. Not your typical grandma I know.

45 is pretty young. I thought you were saying you banged an over 60.