Post: #1

A little back story:
Over the summer, I was dating/banging a girl who looks like Jayden James, the porn star:



She wasn't in as good of shape, though. She was actually kinda chubby but still had curves in all the right places: a little bit of a stomach, but big boobs and a solid round ass. Still had the .7 ideal hip/waist ratio.

I even popped her anal cherry, which was nice.

We dated for about a month and things went pretty well. I liked her enough to eventually want a relationship with her. But then she started getting weird and talking about exclusivity. I told her that I needed more time to think about it. Then, about a week later, she breaks up with me via text: "I've met someone else and he wants to be exclusive."

I told her that I wish she would have told me that she was seeing someone else the whoel time we were together. She told me that she had only met him a week prior and that she believed that they shared something special all ready.

Fine. I didn't break much of a sweat.

Then a month later, I see that she's been checking me out on OkCupid, so I asked her out, just to bang her. We ended up having a good date, she told me that that guy ended up having a g/f the whole time. And she told me that she wigged out on me because she was thought we moved sexually way too soon. (I banged her on the 3rd date, so huh?) Maybe it was me doing her ass on the 4th?

Whatever, her hamster was rationalizing shit and I told that "I thought girls were supposed to be good communicators, how come you couldn't tell me this before?" She gave me some more hamersterization and she wanted us to start things fresh this time: go very, very slow with sex. I agreed.

3 weeks later, I ended up ending things with her after she started giving me crap about spending a weekend in DC in which she suspected I was with another girl (I was, but we weren't in a relationship, so it wasn't her business).

She shit-tested me with this text: "I'm having major reservations about seeing you again." I told her that she shouldn't threaten me and should just ask me questions. She denied that that was a threat and I avoided her after that. Good riddance. A week after, I found my current girlfriend, who is way better looking and more feminine.

so TODAY: I've been with my g/f now for two months. Great girl. I'm happy is pie (and she's about 2x as happy as me, the way it should be). I decided to Nuke this chick's hamster today. Here is my email convo with her:

PLEASE GRADE

Me:
Hey, Beth. sup. How are you

Beth:
Hi Mega, I've well. How about you?

Me:
What have you been up to these past few months? How's work, how's life

Beth:
Has it been a few months? I've been well, working hard. Lots of business trips this month. How is the new school year going, how are you

Me:
Great, actually. I just got a new job as an assistant principal in a private school.

It's good to be one of the bigwigs.

Beth:
I bet congratulations

Me:
Thanks.

Beth, would you say youre more of an adventurous girl or conservative?

Beth:
Depends. In which scenario?

Me:
Well, ive been meaning to ask you something but im not sure you're chill enough

Beth:
Ask anyway

Me:
Good. Well, my girlfriend is too boring and uptight for something like this. But I think you're the perfect type of girl for this.

I want to do ass to mouth on you. What do you say? :-)

Beth:
What makes you say I'm the perfect girl for it?

Me:
I got a gut feeling about you baby.

Beth:
Well, you're wrong. A) you have a girlfriend; and B) no. I'm offended you would even approach me with this shit. Good luck finding a sucker (double meaning intended)

Me:
Lame.

I thought you were a cool chick

Beth:
I don't care what you think of me, to be honest. And you've just confirmed what I suspected about you. [This is complete rationalization on her part, while we were together, I treated her very well.

I didn't get the reaction I was after: her going nuts and calling me an asshole or something like that, but meh, it was my first attempt.

What do you guys think?

Post: #2

megatron,

The wind up had good potential, but I'd say this was more "waiving a hamster over warm water" rather than a nuking.

Good luck on the next one brother.

Post: #3

thank you, good Sir. I will sojourn to the mountains to seek inspiration. I will come back a better Hamster Destroyer

Post: #4

Well, if that attempt was rated like we rate the trolls here, it wouldn't be too impressive. The best nukings are when the girl is aggressive and on the attack, and you comeback with something vicious. In this case you had it planned on a calm target, so it's not going to have the same punch. You moved on and found something better, so the nuking was gratuitous.

Post: #5

(10-16-2012 12:26 AM)Roosh Wrote:  Well, if that attempt was rated like we rate the trolls here, it wouldn't be too impressive. The best nukings are when the girl is aggressive and on the attack, and you comeback with something vicious. In this case you had it planned on a calm target, so it's not going to have the same punch. You moved on and found something better, so the nuking was gratuitous.

An F? Harsh. Harsh but fair, Sir Roosh. This will only make me a stronger, better person and Hamster Destroyer.

Future Hamsters, watch out! (well, it's gonna be a while actually).

Post: #6

Yeah that was extremely anticlimactic
If anything u nuked yourself out of a booty call down the road.

Post: #7

This comes across as more retaliatory than hamster-nuking. Hamster nuking is done in the moment, not way after the fact. Things were done and over with her, and you re-initiated contact just to bait her into a situation where you could slap her down. You ended up putting down your own girlfriend (who you actually like) to this other skank in the process, and granted her the satisfaction of turning you down for a sexual act (however false your offer may have actually been). To make matters worse, as HiFlo notes above, you probably killed a future booty-call opportunity.

While I appreciate you sharing this story with us, I'm afraid I can't give you a very high grade. In a way, the hamster defeated you on this one.

Post: #8

I lied about my girlfriend being boring as strategy. She's not, she's a hellcat in the sack.

But yes, this was disappointing.

Thanks for you analysis, Tuth. Heh.

Post: #9

The hamster is celebrating this victory. You'll get that little bastard next time.

Post: #10

You guys inspire me!

Post: #11

I see the point that you tried to make, but it came off as a bit try hard. Better luck next time! Just be happy that you can rotate girls so quickly and enjoy the life.

Post: #12

(10-16-2012 12:51 AM)HiFlo Wrote:  Yeah that was extremely anticlimactic
If anything u nuked yourself out of a booty call down the road.

Doubtful, during the second time we went out, she went all "let's take sex sloooow, okay?" on me.

She broke up with me for another dude the first time around and it was lame of me to stick around after her new (almost) no sex policy. I woke up to the fact that I was being a chump.

This is why, most likely, she didn't seem to care that much about me being a dick to her tonight: she lost a lot of her attraction for me after I gave her a second chance and agreed to her policy. My mission was to bang her again, but I instead went mostly beta.

Post: #13

(10-16-2012 02:21 AM)megatron Wrote:  Doubtful, during the second time we went out, she went all "let's take sex sloooow, okay?" on me.

Nuking that would have been the real achievement here, which is totally possible when using right game and all the more with someone you have already banged.

Quote:She broke up with me for another dude the first time around and it was lame of me to stick around after her new (almost) no sex policy. I woke up to the fact that I was being a chump.

You gotta internalize that chicks NEVER mean what they say. It's all about the feelings business.

Quote:This is why, most likely, she didn't seem to care that much about me being a dick to her tonight: she lost a lot of her attraction for me after I gave her a second chance and agreed to her policy. My mission was to bang her again, but I instead went mostly beta.

Unless she's a high-end slut or you fuck up royally, it's usually not possible for a girl to lose attraction for a guy she has banged - this is one of the basic privileges men get for all the efforts and initiatives we have to take.

Post: #14

(10-16-2012 08:29 AM)haywire Wrote:  

(10-16-2012 02:21 AM)megatron Wrote:  Doubtful, during the second time we went out, she went all "let's take sex sloooow, okay?" on me.

Nuking that would have been the real achievement here, which is totally possible when using right game and all the more with someone you have already banged.

Quote:She broke up with me for another dude the first time around and it was lame of me to stick around after her new (almost) no sex policy. I woke up to the fact that I was being a chump.

You gotta internalize that chicks NEVER mean what they say. It's all about the feelings business.

Quote:This is why, most likely, she didn't seem to care that much about me being a dick to her tonight: she lost a lot of her attraction for me after I gave her a second chance and agreed to her policy. My mission was to bang her again, but I instead went mostly beta.

Unless she's a high-end slut or you fuck up royally, it's usually not possible for a girl to lose attraction for a guy she has banged - this is one of the basic privileges men get for all the efforts and initiatives we have to take.

Maybe we're getting our terms mixed up (attraction), but that's one of the basic principles of game: turn beta and chick loses at least some of her attraction for you.

Post: #15

It's done like this. I have more but this was just a few minutes ago
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Post: #16

(10-16-2012 11:39 AM)el mechanico Wrote:  It's done like this. I have more but this was just a few minutes ago

I have no idea what's happening here

Post: #17

U ask too many questions.

Figure it out on your own homie.

Post: #18

(10-16-2012 11:51 AM)HiFlo Wrote:  U ask too many questions.

Figure it out on your own homie.

Can you stop stalking me from thread to thread with your inane crap?

This is the first time I've ever done this in over a decade of posting in forums, but I'm putting you on ignore.

P.S. Learn to read better.

Post: #19

(10-16-2012 11:44 AM)megatron Wrote:  

(10-16-2012 11:39 AM)el mechanico Wrote:  It's done like this. I have more but this was just a few minutes ago

I have no idea what's happening here

I'm trying to get lunch head and she wants to date.

Post: #20

If you can't figure out how mech nuked the girl you have no right to create a thread bragging how you nuked a girl (which might be why the girl nuked you instead)

Post: #21

(10-16-2012 12:02 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  

(10-16-2012 11:44 AM)megatron Wrote:  

(10-16-2012 11:39 AM)el mechanico Wrote:  It's done like this. I have more but this was just a few minutes ago

I have no idea what's happening here

I'm trying to get lunch head and she wants to date.

ah okay. I don't have an iPhone so I wasn't sure who was saying what.

And you have a kid dude?

Post: #22

(10-16-2012 12:02 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  

(10-16-2012 11:44 AM)megatron Wrote:  

(10-16-2012 11:39 AM)el mechanico Wrote:  It's done like this. I have more but this was just a few minutes ago

I have no idea what's happening here

I'm trying to get lunch head and she wants to date.

You're the real life kenny powers. Even your avatar looks like him.

Post: #23

I don't see the point in this. What exactly where you trying to accomplish?

Post: #24

(10-17-2012 06:28 AM)j r Wrote:  I don't see the point in this. What exactly where you trying to accomplish?

He was trying to up his Rep, but fell flat on his face.

Post: #25

(10-16-2012 12:03 AM)megatron Wrote:  I didn't get the reaction I was after: her going nuts and calling me an asshole or something like that, but meh, it was my first attempt.

What do you guys think?

I missed this the first time I read it. Here's the problem: women are master manipulators. They've been doing it all their lives, with men, with other women, with themselves. This is the thing that the white knights and manginas don't get. When you try to manipulate a woman, chances are she's already two steps ahead of you. If it seems like it's working, it's either because she's already cool with what you're trying to do or because she's playing along hoping to get the upper hand in the end.

The reason that she didn't flip out is because you're playing her game. If you really want to make a girl nuts, stop playing games altogether. When a girl knows that you no longer care enough to play games with her, she knows that she no longer has any hand to play. That's when the meltdowns happen.