Post: #1

Recently, my buddy Joe & his friends were in town for a weekend,
so I agreed to meet at a club. While queueing up outside, I saw a
familiar face walking past.

"Nick, is that you?"
"Whoa SK, what's up?"
"What are you doing here bro?"

"I moved out here.
Wanna skip the line a bit?
My friends are up ahead."

The group was made up of 3 hispanic girls and 1 guy,
2 sistahs, and Nick, who is also black.
Everyone being introduced was obese.

"This is a pretty big group," I commented.
"Is it a special occasion or just a regular night out?"
Nick filled in the details.
"It's our friend's birthday slash divorce party."
"People celebrate that?" I asked.

The hispanic guy chimed in "Yeah it's her party,
she's inside wearing a red corset. She's pretty hot."

Having seen the other 4 girls set a bad precedent.
"Yeah...I'll see about that."

Moments later a landwhale bound in red
exited the club to welcome the group.
I could only chuckle.

My friend Joe and his mates ended up
leaving the club to barhop. I gladly joined.


***
This large and in charge divorcee
is another example of female delusion.
Specifically, the misattribution of sexiness.

Is a beautiful woman wearing a corset sexy? Sure
And a beautiful woman not wearing one? Yes
Is a corset inherently sexy? No.

It's this last question that women are forcefully in denial over.
This can be applied to certain uniforms, costumes, and hairstyles.


***
Huffington Post made mention of "Sexy Ursula" costumes
only going up to size 14. Some blogger was upset over plumpers
not being able to wear the garb of the fat antagonist from the Little Mermaid.

We shouldn't take away their fat role models,
but they can use our sex symbols.

The oft-quoted Marilyn Monroe is one example,
but today I'll be using Bettie Page to make my point.
Both have become icons for the plus sized.

What would you prefer:


Bettie Page in a corset?


With a phone and fringe?


Just a corset?


Her with a corset and fringe?


or her fringe?


What about Petra Nemcova's cut?


B.P. in BDSM?


or B.B.W. in BDSM?



Anyone have other examples?


*While searching for pix to post, I came across this tumblr.
What up Nigel.

http://fattiesincorsets.tumblr.com/

Post: #2

OK, I didn't need to see that "sandwich" pic.
I'll have nightmares for the next two weeks.

Post: #3

The ideal sexy halloween costume for fatties:

Post: #4

I thought this thread was going to be about sexy chicks masturbating.

Post: #5

I've seen death. I've seen mangled, bloated, rotting, and mutilated corpses. But nothing, and I mean nothing, has ever triggered my gag reflex like these fat ugly bitches thinking that they're sexy. It's not just a physical revulsion. It's a psychological, and spiritual revulsion. No bueno.

Post: #6

Damn, did not know Betty Page looked that good naked. Respect.

Post: #7

(10-12-2012 04:46 AM)basilransom Wrote:  Damn, did not know Betty Page looked that good naked. Respect.

A true timeless beauty. Flawless body before plastic surgery.