Post: #1

This is my new favorite site. Girls submit their text messages and ask for readers opinions of whether a guy is into her or not. Most of the time it's a post hookup blowoff text and the hamster is wildly spinning to rationalize that the guy still has interest. Lots of gems here.

Post: #2

Nice find.

New line to try: "Yo yo yo are we hitting it tonight or what?"

Post: #3

Imagine how many 'he text me this!' threads there would be in the newbie forum if girls came to this site.

Post: #4

"You should get tested soon"

http://hetexted.com/text/1349720186

Post: #5

We're brainwashed to believe that women are more emotionally aware and are better communicators, but this site shows that, oftentimes, they're fucking clueless.

There are examples that go along the guy saying "Hey let's hang out" and the girl is having an anxiety attack wondering what it means.

Post: #6

(10-08-2012 01:58 PM)Roosh Wrote:  We're brainwashed to believe that women are more emotionally aware and are better communicators, but this site shows that, oftentimes, they're fucking clueless.

There are examples that go along the guy saying "Hey let's hang out" and the girl is having an anxiety attack wondering what it means.

The translation is "Hey, let's fuck"

But, the fact that a girl is freaking out over a text message means that the guy has hand.

Post: #7

(10-08-2012 01:58 PM)Roosh Wrote:  We're brainwashed to believe that women are more emotionally aware and are better communicators, but this site shows that, oftentimes, they're fucking clueless.

There are examples that go along the guy saying "Hey let's hang out" and the girl is having an anxiety attack wondering what it means.

And the girl asks... 'Is he into me?' What the fuck? And a quarter of the girls (13/13+38) who give a decisive answer say yes!

On the other hand, there's one where she gets a response from a guy she banged, he's non-committal, but the verdict is unanimous that he's not into her. I guess they see the 'fuck and run' tack as very ominous indeed.

Post: #8

I didn't realize how much of a mind funk it is to girls when we don't text them back for days.

Post: #9

Quote:I'm sorry I can't hang out tonight. I want to, but I'm really rough tonight. I'll try to have sex with you and I don't want to do that. I want to respect you.

or

Post: #10

Just found this site today as well... Kind of eye opening...

Post: #11

Notice they're virtually all from random guys they hooked up with. No doubt some of these girls have long-term boyfriends they take for granted and disrespect while simultaneously agonizing over texts from guys they don't even know who they fucked once at a party.

Post: #12

All right, who did this one?
http://hetexted.com/text/1349766906

Post: #13

http://hetexted.com/text/1349778925

Quote:HE TEXTED ME THIS...

So, i'm not really into your face, but your personality is above average. I think we should see how this goes.

...SO NOW I'M WONDERING?

Does he like me? Should I keep going with this?

Post: #14

(10-09-2012 08:56 AM)Blaster Wrote:  http://hetexted.com/text/1349778925

Quote:HE TEXTED ME THIS...

So, i'm not really into your face, but your personality is above average. I think we should see how this goes.

...SO NOW I'M WONDERING?

Does he like me? Should I keep going with this?

Stolen

Post: #15

Him: "Yo babe, I wanna see your tatas."
Her: "What does this mean? What are tatas?"

Post: #16

(10-09-2012 08:56 AM)Blaster Wrote:  http://hetexted.com/text/1349778925

Quote:HE TEXTED ME THIS...

So, i'm not really into your face, but your personality is above average. I think we should see how this goes.

...SO NOW I'M WONDERING?

Does he like me? Should I keep going with this?

This is bloody golden. Now where is that paper bag?

Post: #17

(10-08-2012 02:06 PM)basilransom Wrote:  

(10-08-2012 01:58 PM)Roosh Wrote:  We're brainwashed to believe that women are more emotionally aware and are better communicators, but this site shows that, oftentimes, they're fucking clueless.

There are examples that go along the guy saying "Hey let's hang out" and the girl is having an anxiety attack wondering what it means.

And the girl asks... 'Is he into me?' What the fuck? And a quarter of the girls (13/13+38) who give a decisive answer say yes!

On the other hand, there's one where she gets a response from a guy she banged, he's non-committal, but the verdict is unanimous that he's not into her. I guess they see the 'fuck and run' tack as very ominous indeed.

You are reading into this wrong, if it's real the chick put it up to make fun of the dude. She has his name as "Don't Pick UP" and he sent her messages over 2 months. She knows he likes her and she's just fucking with him.







All of these websites eventually turn into fake content anyway, you guys are looking way to into this.

Post: #18

A lot of those texts from guys seem pretty betaish, yet the girls are all f'd up over whether the dude likes her or not.

The texts I usually get back from ONSs are more like (real examples), "Dude, are you on drugs? I'm not interested in anything more." or "last night was a one time thing cause you were hot but i dont like you, go away." LOL

Post: #19

Quote:HE TEXTED ME THIS...

No I care about you enough to stick around. I really want for you to be happy again

Quote:...SO NOW I'M WONDERING?

I know he likes me, he has told me. We've talked on the phone and texted, but never have the time to meet/hang out. but he's my best guy friend, I tell him everything, he is literally like the only person that has continuously been there for me. But he's so sweet and i'm not ready for a relationship and I dont want to break his heart. What to do?

Let me quickly run this through the Roosh V Forum Translation App™:

Quote:He totes likes me. I always make excuses to him every time he asks me out on a date, he's my emotional tampon. I told him how me and Steve had sex and Steve used me, but he totally understood. He's too needy and I really couldn't see myself with him. Not sure how to rationalise it and break it to him?

Guys I also stumbled on the male section. I think there are some Roosh V forum members on there?

Post: #20

Here's my favorite.

Hey! How are you?

Hey sorry I snuck out last night...couldn't sleep

That's cool! What are you doing later?

Kinda crazy with work but will let you know


Textbook pump n' dump.

Post: #21

After reading these, I've come to the conclusion that about 80% of the posters are socially retarded, and about 80% of the voters are socially retarded.

Classic aloof text game: HE'S NOT THAT INTO YOU
Creepy beta texting: HE'S INTO YOU!

Post: #22

It's so fun to watch the spinning in this direction.

Post: #23

wonder if we could use this...
curious question: if we feed it female texts to us, will we get an answer to girl text game, or will their hamsters overheat and explode, spewing fiery hamstery guts everywhere?

Post: #24

Post: #25

This poor girl is in way over her head