Post: #26

Speaking of which, do any of you actually like getting your balls licked? I don't.

Post: #27

(09-06-2011 02:51 PM)kerouac Wrote:  Speaking of which, do any of you actually like getting your balls licked? I don't.

I do but then again, my lizards have velvety tongues..

Post: #28

I had a dream the other night that a chick i know was sucking on my balls. I love it

On the subject of licking assholes, my roommate is a notorious salad tosser. He also likes sticking his finger up the poopshoot. Me? Not so much.

Post: #29

I had a girl do this for the first time just this past weekend. Started as a blowjob that turned into ball action, that went into the taint then slowly she made her way down... She didn't get ALL THE WAY IN but damn close. I was a bit drunk so I let it happen, honestly enjoyed it.

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Post: #30

I had a girlfriend who liked ass licking. It's not a big deal, but still pleasant.

Post: #31

(09-06-2011 07:32 AM)Gmac Wrote:  Grosses me out too much... and I'd want her to rinse her mouth out with rubbing alcohol three times afterward if before I'd let her kiss me again. I don't care how good it might feel. No thanks.

Agreed. I've had a girl try this before, and as I felt her tongue slide lower, I pulled her back up. I'm just not into any sort of ass play.

Post: #32

(09-06-2011 02:51 PM)kerouac Wrote:  Speaking of which, do any of you actually like getting your balls licked? I don't.

I like it if the girl knows what she's doing. Although actually sucking too hard on the balls can get a chick put on time-out.

Post: #33

(09-06-2011 07:35 AM)guey Wrote:  

(09-06-2011 07:13 AM)Pilgrim37 Wrote:  You like that, head to Germany...girls have real adventurous tongues there!

Sweet. Yahhhh. Yahhhh.

I hear Berlin is cool.

You know, sometimes I think German people have some sort of "weird" gene. The Germans and Japanese. One quick glance at either country's pornography just screams weird. I guess this is why they were a good match during WWII. They both were down with the bukkake.

But seriously, Germans have some weird porn. I am of almost full German descent and I know I'm pretty fucked in the sexual predilection department.

Maybe genetics play a role?

YAHHHHHH YAHHHHHHH.

I have this theory that the more repressive a culture is, the more screwed up their porn is. I find this fits German, Japanese (American?) cultures.

The more repressive, the more reactive and 'sick' people get, and this reflects on their porn.

Post: #34

You haven't lived until a woman has tossed your salad. She had me climbing the walls, tearing up the sheets, and screaming like a [email protected]#(H!

Post: #35

What kind of girls tossed yalls salad without being told to? Only one has in my life and she was a nasty, nasty, nasty hoe

Post: #36

(09-06-2011 08:36 PM)houston Wrote:  What kind of girls tossed yalls salad without being told to? Only one has in my life and she was a nasty, nasty, nasty hoe

Random latina I met at a house party lol. I think she only did it because she was drunk, only time will tell if she's really a nasty skank. Seems clean and nice enough,for now.

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Post: #37

Happened once to me. Egyptian-American girl and totally took me by surprise. I was drunk and let her do her thing. I remember the next morning thinking I was a fag or something. Talked to a few friends who assured me all was good. Those were dark times...dark times, indeed. Fucking Egyptians are more perverted than the Greeks!

Post: #38

(09-06-2011 08:30 PM)Amour Fou Wrote:  I have this theory that the more repressive a culture is, the more screwed up their porn is. I find this fits German, Japanese (American?) cultures.

The more repressive, the more reactive and 'sick' people get, and this reflects on their porn.

I've had absolutely the same idea, but only about the USA, not as you mentioned Germany and Japan, but I think you're right-- all three workaholic nations.

It's one of the things I liked about American chicks, they have sexual guilt so making them do perverse stuff is so much fun because they just get hysterically excited.

I especially like making them ask to have various degrading shit done to them.

I say "All girls LET you fuck them up the ass, you should have to ASK for it." and it gets them twice as hot.

Abusing chicks from non-puritanical nations ( typically non-Japanese Asians) just isn't as much fun from my point of view.

Post: #39

(09-06-2011 09:45 PM)iknowexactly Wrote:  

(09-06-2011 08:30 PM)Amour Fou Wrote:  I have this theory that the more repressive a culture is, the more screwed up their porn is. I find this fits German, Japanese (American?) cultures.

The more repressive, the more reactive and 'sick' people get, and this reflects on their porn.

I've had absolutely the same idea, but only about the USA, not as you mentioned Germany and Japan, but I think you're right-- all three workaholic nations.

It's one of the things I liked about American chicks, they have sexual guilt so making them do perverse stuff is so much fun because they just get hysterically excited.

I especially like making them ask to have various degrading shit done to them.

I say "All girls LET you fuck them up the ass, you should have to ASK for it." and it gets them twice as hot.

Abusing chicks from non-puritanical nations ( typically non-Japanese Asians) just isn't as much fun from my point of view.

Roosh,WTF?! Major major eeeeeewwww! Before I walk out this thread nothing in the world beats pounding an 8 while she's giving a prostate massage. By the time your eyes roll back you'll have heard angels sing and neighbours complain.

Post: #40

Tossing of the salad is great. Just sit back and enjoy the ride. A woman that does this is a keeper. Well, at least keep her long enough to do EVERYTHING under the sun. Believe me she's up for it. I call those type of chicks "soldiers"

Post: #41

Just last week had a babe toss my salad twice over the course of 2 days.