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When missionary doesn't QUITE cut it...

Bonus points if people have actually tried any of these on a chick

The Batman: While doing a girl from behind, subtly grab a flashlight and flash it towards the ceiling. Once she's distracted and confused by the light, scream "TO THE BATCAVE!", and slam into her ass.

The Pirate: When you are getting a blow job, and you wait and ejaculate in her eye. After that you kick her in the leg so shes hobbling on one leg and has one had on her eye, proceed to fuck! She will be saying "ARGGGH!!!"

5th Base: commonly understood to be the act of placing one’s testicles inside your partner’s anus, after the anus has been propped open by a hoop earring. The earring is then removed from the anus and the testicles are left inside. They can only be removed after excretion by the partner.

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(10-03-2012 05:51 AM)Prophylaxis Wrote:  5th Base: commonly understood to be the act of placing one’s testicles inside your partner’s anus, after the anus has been propped open by a hoop earring. The earring is then removed from the anus and the testicles are left inside. They can only be removed after excretion by the partner.

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The Squawking Eagle: When doing a chick rawdog and she is on top. Just before your about to blow hold down on her legs as hard as you can so she cant get off and yell "I have AIDS"

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(10-03-2012 08:29 AM)Nudge Wrote:  The Squawking Eagle: When doing a chick rawdog and she is on top. Just before your about to blow hold down on her legs as hard as you can so she cant get off and yell "I have AIDS"

In Holland we say something similar. It's called Rodeo fucking.
You have to count the seconds you can keep your dick inside her after saying the AIDS line while doing doggystyle because she will do everything to get away from you. Ideally done when you put the girls upper body under a table so she can't get up and only back out towards you.

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The Angry Gecko- You're doing a broad from behind, and you're both standing up. You take your penis out of her twat and jam it in her ass and watch her try to climb the wall. Hence the name, Angry Gecko.

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Angry Dragon: Girls giving you head, and right when you're about to blow your load you shove her head down onto your cock hard so she's gagging. Blow your load, watch her choke, and if you do it right, some of your load will come out her nose.

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(10-03-2012 10:29 AM)rationalize_this Wrote:  Angry Dragon: Girls giving you head, and right when you're about to blow your load you shove her head down onto your cock hard so she's gagging. Blow your load, watch her choke, and if you do it right, some of your load will come out her nose.

Also known as the "number 11"

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Louisiana Hotplate - Essentially the same as a cleveland steamer but with an added layer of protection: a layer of Saran wrap. It is the sexual act in which a person craps on another person's chest and sits down and rocks back and forth on the turd. Makes cleanup a breeze too.

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Don't forget the Dale Earnhardt. That's where you slam the bitch into the wall when you're hitting it from the back.

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The proper term for "fifth base" is "dog in the bathtub." This is because inserting your nuts in a girls ass is as hard as keeping a dog in the bathtub.

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The Hungarian mating dance:


The helicopter:


The sprinkler:


The Roosh:

I kid, I kid.

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I knew shit would turn good once the GIFs came out

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LOL how naive of me to think it would just involve descriptions