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yo mechanico, whats the best way to fuck up someone's car?
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RE: yo mechanico, whats the best way to fuck up someone's car?
(10-01-2012 09:53 PM)frenchcorporation Wrote:  el mech mentioned breaking off a pencil lead in the keyhole once

the keyhole to open the doors, or for the ignition? Most cars are keyless entry these days... Sad
10-03-2012 07:38 PM
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RE: yo mechanico, whats the best way to fuck up someone's car?
(10-02-2012 07:59 AM)painter Wrote:  Good advice from Emech, you really don't want to be blowing up somebody's car. That being said, I remember reading about slicing a ping pong ball in half, filling it with Drano crystals, and wrap it in duct tape. Drop in gas tank and RUN! Not sure if the ping pong ball would actually fit, though, and I'm not mad enough at anyone to try it out.

caustic soda (NaOH) + gasoline??? What type of reaction does this cause? google doesn't show anything
10-03-2012 07:40 PM
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RE: yo mechanico, whats the best way to fuck up someone's car?
(10-02-2012 08:46 AM)Hotwheels Wrote:  Stick a beer bottle behind one of their tires.

Some dbag got me with that once. Do it on passenger side and they are less likely to notice it.

what's this do other than cause a loud breaking noise when it's run over?
10-03-2012 07:40 PM
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RE: yo mechanico, whats the best way to fuck up someone's car?
(10-03-2012 07:40 PM)HiFlo Wrote:  
(10-02-2012 08:46 AM)Hotwheels Wrote:  Stick a beer bottle behind one of their tires.

Some dbag got me with that once. Do it on passenger side and they are less likely to notice it.

what's this do other than cause a loud breaking noise when it's run over?

Flatten the tire?

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RE: yo mechanico, whats the best way to fuck up someone's car?
Aircraft stripper in a paper bag, casually left on the roof of a vehicle would cause some pretty nasty damage, I imagine.
10-03-2012 09:28 PM
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RE: yo mechanico, whats the best way to fuck up someone's car?
(10-03-2012 07:40 PM)HiFlo Wrote:  
(10-02-2012 08:46 AM)Hotwheels Wrote:  Stick a beer bottle behind one of their tires.

Some dbag got me with that once. Do it on passenger side and they are less likely to notice it.

what's this do other than cause a loud breaking noise when it's run over?

Really? You're asking this?

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RE: yo mechanico, whats the best way to fuck up someone's car?
(10-03-2012 07:40 PM)HiFlo Wrote:  
(10-02-2012 07:59 AM)painter Wrote:  Good advice from Emech, you really don't want to be blowing up somebody's car. That being said, I remember reading about slicing a ping pong ball in half, filling it with Drano crystals, and wrap it in duct tape. Drop in gas tank and RUN! Not sure if the ping pong ball would actually fit, though, and I'm not mad enough at anyone to try it out.

caustic soda (NaOH) + gasoline??? What type of reaction does this cause? google doesn't show anything

Take the cap from a bottle of soda, fill it with a little gasoline, drop in one grain of crystal Drano. Best to experiment with this outside. The guy who showed me that was a crazy hillbilly. He used to fill heavy duty garbage bags with propane and blow them up with a shotgun. Biggest explosion I've ever seen outside of professional demolition teams.
10-04-2012 08:00 AM
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RE: yo mechanico, whats the best way to fuck up someone's car?
(10-03-2012 11:15 PM)Hotwheels Wrote:  
(10-03-2012 07:40 PM)HiFlo Wrote:  
(10-02-2012 08:46 AM)Hotwheels Wrote:  Stick a beer bottle behind one of their tires.

Some dbag got me with that once. Do it on passenger side and they are less likely to notice it.

what's this do other than cause a loud breaking noise when it's run over?

Really? You're asking this?

Hey dummy, I dont know about you but every tire I've had is thick. I've run over a lot of bottles and never had a flat from a glass shard.
10-04-2012 08:49 AM
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