Post: #1

Urban dictionary has a list of girl codes. Reading this makes me understand a lot of what I see at night about hottie friends.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.ph...id=3898447

For example:

41# Always leave the party with the girls you came with unless a mutual agreement has been met

38# Friends are obligated to protect and defend the reputation of a friend. Again whether this involves lying or not

36# No woman shall ever go to the ladies' room alone if there is another woman available to go with her.

22# You are morally obligated to stop your friend from getting with a guy you KNOW she will greatly regret in the morning if the said friend is under the influence of alcohol, (this requires use of proper judgement, not hers, yours) In this case 'cock-blocking' is acceptable no matter what the stupid man code says.

20# If you have previously got with or seen someones boyfriend/guy they like/ guy they are 'seeing' UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES may you discuss your time with said boy, it is very much a taboo subject!
This however can be broken once the said friend has broken up with the guy.. in this instance you may bitch about said guy and share your experiences for the greater good!

13# Two friends should not hook up with the same guy in the same night HAVE SOME SELF RESPECT LADIES!

8# If your friends new boyfriend is hideous or lacking in the looks department when asked your opinion of him it is accepetable to describe him as 'cute'

6# It is your womanly right to give dirty looks

46# "I have a boyfriend" is a completely acceptable way of turning a guy down, especially if you have to lie about it. Friends when questioned must always back you up on this and ’play along’

1) If you change boyfriends so fast they rarely achieve name status, a man must be around for at least six weeks before you make your friends bother to learn his first name. Until such time, he should be referred to as "The boy" or "That guy".

2) All girls must have a "Mr.Right Now". This is the guy friend who is always ready and available to hang out with you, and may or may not like you as more than a friend. He is always ready to party till dawn, and do things you wish you didn't remember in the morning. He's not “Mr. Right,” but he may be good enough to be “Mr. Right Now.”

3) If you just met a guy and know absolutley nothing about him, but need to refer to him during 'girl talk' you use one example of who he is, something he has, or what he does, and he becomes... that guy.
(Ex. "The Camaro guy", "The Trainer dude", "The Four a.m. in the Taxi Guy")

Guy code sheds lights on a few things too: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.ph...id=3098104

Post: #2

Reason No. 1,135 why I avoid night game.

Post: #3

Dunno tuthosis, it helps that these 'unwritten' rules are actually written (if you know where to look), it's a big advantage to 'crack' the code so to speak.

Post: #4

How depressing is this list. And girls say we're bad because we once used a neg that we read online the night before, look at this shit.

Post: #5

Quote:32# No woman may loudly deem herself "fat" if she is in the presence of an obviously fatter woman.

And that's why American women are land whales... it's a race to fatopia

Post: #6

(09-30-2012 09:27 AM)HiFlo Wrote:  38# Friends are obligated to protect and defend the reputation of a friend. Again whether this involves lying or not

Whoever wrote that has no clue about women.

Post: #7

It's hilarious that #13 is frequent enough to get its own mention and so high up the list at that.

Quote: 13# Two friends should not hook up with the same guy in the same night HAVE SOME SELF RESPECT LADIES!

Post: #8

The hamster's bible.

Amen.

Post: #9

I stopped reading at #13. This is so silly that I could sleep while I am reading.