Post: #1

"Hong Kong property and shipping magnate Cecil Chao Sze-tsung announced he would offer HK$500 million (about $65 million) to the man who can woo and marry his 33-year-old daughter, Gigi Chao, the South China Morning Post reported."

http://worldnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2012/...ghter?lite

   

Let's get the obvious question out of the way...would you bang? For $65,000,000 I'd be tempted to wife her AND her lesbian lover/wife up! Her dad, 76, never married but fathered 3 children by different women, claims to have nailed 10,000 women in his lifetime...

Post: #2

Where do I sign up.

Post: #3

Nice strategy by this guy.

I'm sure offering millions of dollars to whoever can marry your daughter won't bring scumbags out of the woodwork.

Post: #4

I'll bang the puppy for $65 million.

Post: #5

I like how he laid it out there. He wants to lure potentially aspiring businessmen who need that capital. Since she's a lesbian, you have to figure she's not going to be all that into fucking you. Let her keep her lover on the side (or let her come over and occasionally freak them both), and you can discreetly do your thing also. You can have her agree to give you a couple of heirs. Between you and daddy, she's guaranteed a good life. Who knows...maybe you can broaden her sexual horizons...

Post: #6

This really sounds like a way to establish a firm, solid foundation for a long lasting, loving relationship between his daughter and a genuinely good man of means.

On a serious note, this guy is just desperate to keep his line alive. Those hopes were dashed out the window long ago with whatever method he used to bring these children up and bring about their own unwillingness to reproduce. This bird isn't going to fly (or lay eggs).

Post: #7

I'm a scumbag, but I'm pretty sure I could cure that bitch's addiction to fish taco. $65 mil is just incentive!

Post: #8

(09-26-2012 09:37 PM)Athlone McGinnis Wrote:  This really sounds like a way to establish a firm, solid foundation for a long lasting, loving relationship between his daughter and a genuinely good man of means.

On a serious note, this guy is just desperate to keep his line alive. Those hopes were dashed out the window long ago with whatever method he used to bring these children up and bring about their own unwillingness to reproduce. This bird isn't going to fly (or lay eggs).

My guess is that since he's such a playboy, he didn't bring his kids up. These random women he sired them with largely raised them.

Post: #9

For being such a ladies man, the dad really doesn't have a good grasp of woman's psychology.

Guys, picture yourself in the daughter's shoes: If the first woman to marry you got $65 million, would you be less or more choosy over who you married?

By placing such a high value on her daughter, he's basically guaranteed that his lesbian daughter will be even less likely to start taking cock. Virtually no man will be good enough for her.


A far better strategy would have been to offer the daughter $65 million if she got married and had kids. Then she might have grabbed any dude she could get her hands on.

Post: #10

I need better pics of the daughter.

Post: #11

Articles says the guy has three kids. What's wrong with the other two that he's desperate to marry-off his lezzie daughter??

I bet this is a publicity stunt. Like most Chinese women, she looks too androgynous for me. 2/10 but would bang for $65 mil.

Post: #12

Quote:Articles says the guy has three kids. What's wrong with the other two that he's desperate to marry-off his lezzie daughter??

My guess is he's marrying her off to save face.



Right:

Post: #13

This reminds me of back when all that money was first offered for the capture of Bin Laden. All those civilians cruised over to Afghanistan impersonating the military and were trying to nab him. Can you imagine how many guys are going to be swarming this chick? She doesn't live in Afghanistan, she isn't surrounded by trained killers. And if I remember right, the reward is one hell of a lot higher. No way is this offer going to stay.

Post: #14

If she marries me, I'll split the money with her. Someone pass on the message please.

Post: #15

I'd bang her for the $$, but the bitch better be making me some Generel Tso when we finished.

Post: #16

(09-27-2012 12:24 AM)Fisto Wrote:  This reminds me of back when all that money was first offered for the capture of Bin Laden. All those civilians cruised over to Afghanistan impersonating the military and were trying to nab him.

Dude, Bin Laden money ain't shit compared to Gigi Chao money. This is like three times the amount.

With that kind of loot, I could realize my dream of building myself an actual Pyramid, to live out my strange lifestyle to its fullest.

Post: #17

I'd gladly bang and wife up. She might not be that pretty, but she is not unattractive either, and that amount of money is just tremendous.

Post: #18

I'll do it no problem. Second pic with her dad, the face was looking kind of strong, manly like..but I'd smash it, it's a very easy choice.

However, the kids may not come out looking so Chinese..

Post: #19

When you got 65million to give away you're not a player. You're just a rich guy that can get laid because of your money.

I'll marry the daughter, have kids with her too. She can still have her gf or wife. Even if she takes me for half I'll still have money. At least this agreement is better and more truthful than what I can accomplish in America as in terms of family.

I'm white, if the dad is cool with that then buy me a plane ticket.

Post: #20

Quote:I'll do it no problem. Second pic with her dad, the face was looking kind of strong, manly like..but I'd smash it, it's a very easy choice.

In the second pic that's not her dad, that's her wife Sean Eav, actually lol

Post: #21

Wow, surprise, everyone in this thread says they would marry her for 65 million.

That makes you and 1 billion other Asian men the competition. Wonder which one she's gonna choose?

Post: #22

(09-27-2012 01:20 PM)Samseau Wrote:  Wow, surprise, everyone in this thread says they would marry her for 65 million.

That makes you and 1 billion other Asian men the competition. Wonder which one she's gonna choose?

If she sees me, Asia is ruled out . Only comp left would be you guys.

Post: #23

Too rich, obvious "daddy issues, horrible choice in dogs, too tall, not photogenic enough, sharp elbows.

2/10 Would not wife.

Post: #24

Is she a 6 or a 7?

Post: #25

I'm surprised no one mentioned that her dad claimed to have slept with over 10,000 women in that article. That Simply Red guy claimed 3k and this guy claimed 10k and no one mentioned it!