Read The Forum Rules: We have a clear set of rules to keep the forum running smoothly. Click here to review them.

Post Reply 
Scientists can now grow penises in the labratory
Author Message
Parlay44 Offline
Innovative Casanova
*******
Gold Member

Posts: 6,512
Joined: Aug 2011
Reputation: 65
Post: #1
Exclamation Scientists can now grow penises in the labratory
Modern medicine: Lab-grown genitals, spray-on skin

Link to full article: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/48976348/ns/...FuNqa4w_nh

[Image: 120910-hlt-regenerative-medicine-kb-1250...id-6x2.jpg]

A few years ago, Dr. Anthony Atala’s lab at Wake Forest University got good at making ears. They were growing new ears on a scaffold using patient's cells, because so many soldiers were losing their ears in explosions. Now the Department of Defense has a project that’s closer to Atala’s heart: making new genitals for soldiers who have stepped on bombs.

Other labs are still moving forward with the ear project for the military. But Atala has special expertise dating back to his days as a pediatric urologist. He’s already grown bladders using a patient’s own cells, and he’s made penises that rabbits were able to put to their proper use, fathering litters of new little bunnies. He hopes to use this expertise to help rebuild the bodies of veterans wounded in Iraq and Afghanistan, as well as men and boys injured in car accidents.

Atala is one of the pioneers of regenerative medicine. But the field has taken off in a big way, attracting biotechnology companies, the U.S. military and academic labs, which are working to literally make the blind see and the lame walk again. They’re perfecting spray-on skin and aim to mass-produce new body parts using bioprinters based on the jet printers attached to your home computer.

“Right now, the way these organs are made is creating them one by one. By bringing the bioprinting in, we can scale it up,” says Atala, whose lab has contracts with the four-year-old Armed Forces Institute of Regenerative Medicine (AFIRM), biotechnology companies and private foundations.

All of this technology is years away from the doctor's office. The most advanced treatments have just begun the very earliest stages of human testing. But all evidence points to the tantalizing prospect of grow-your-own organs and possibly even limbs within a decade or so, and some approaches, such as muscle transplants and spray-on skin, are helping a lucky few now.

Team Nachos
(This post was last modified: 09-20-2012 04:48 PM by Parlay44.)
09-20-2012 04:47 PM
Find all posts by this user Like Post Quote this message in a reply
Kickb Away
International Playboy
******

Posts: 3,601
Joined: Nov 2010
Reputation: 30
Post: #2
RE: Scientists can now grow penises in the labratory


09-20-2012 06:01 PM
Find all posts by this user Like Post Quote this message in a reply
[-] The following 1 user Likes Kickb's post:
Screwston
Cincinnatus Offline
True Player
*****
Gold Member

Posts: 2,898
Joined: Nov 2010
Reputation: 21
Post: #3
RE: Scientists can now grow penises in the labratory
I respect that the work they're doing in creating these new organs is specifically geared towards repairing the bodies of soldiers maimed in warfare.

A few years ago a co-worker recommended a book to me called "House to House" by David Bellavia, about his experiences during the battle of Fallujah. One of the members of his squad had a padlock embedded in his penis after an explosion. Poor guy. If I lost my penis I'd probably commit suicide.

(02-16-2014 01:05 PM)jariel Wrote:  Since chicks have decided they have the right to throw their pussies around like Joe Montana, I have the right to be Jerry Rice.
09-20-2012 07:40 PM
Find all posts by this user Like Post Quote this message in a reply
Spike Offline
True Player
*****
Gold Member

Posts: 2,923
Joined: Jun 2011
Reputation: 54
Post: #4
RE: Scientists can now grow penises in the labratory
I suspect that the soldiers in Iraq/Afghanistan are just a cover up. Maybe the doctors have good intentions but the people who are funding this have others.

If they could grow a dick for someone who lost it in a bomb accident and replace it then they can also grow a dick for a perfectly healthy person with a small one and replace that one with a dick that's a couple inches bigger. It would be a lot easier to do then replace someones junk that got blown off.

In a hundred years, being small is just for the poor.

Just my theory.

Book - Around the World in 80 Girls - The Epic 3 Year Trip of a Backpacking Casanova

My new book Famles - Fables and Fairytales for Men is out now on Amazon.
(This post was last modified: 09-21-2012 03:21 AM by Spike.)
09-21-2012 02:52 AM
Find all posts by this user Like Post Quote this message in a reply
MMM Offline
Chubby Chaser
**

Posts: 594
Joined: Aug 2011
Reputation: 8
Post: #5
RE: Scientists can now grow penises in the labratory
(09-21-2012 02:52 AM)Neil Skywalker Wrote:  I suspect that the soldiers in Iraq/Afghanistan are just a cover up. Maybe the doctors have good intentions but the people who are funding this have others.

If they could grow a dick for someone who lost it in a bomb accident and replace it then they can also grow a dick for a perfectly healthy person with a small one and replace that one with a dick that's a couple inches bigger. It would be a lot easier to do then replace someones junk that blown off.

In a hundred years, being small is just for the poor.

Just my theory.

That's an astute observation. Follow the money.
09-21-2012 03:00 AM
Find all posts by this user Like Post Quote this message in a reply
soup Offline
Innovative Casanova
*******
Gold Member

Posts: 11,058
Joined: Jul 2011
Reputation: 117
Post: #6
RE: Scientists can now grow penises in the labratory
Let me see if it feels right in my hand.
09-21-2012 06:30 AM
Find all posts by this user Like Post Quote this message in a reply
Walderschmidt Offline
Banned

Posts: 1,723
Joined: Jul 2010
Post: #7
RE: Scientists can now grow penises in the labratory
(09-21-2012 02:52 AM)Neil Skywalker Wrote:  I suspect that the soldiers in Iraq/Afghanistan are just a cover up. Maybe the doctors have good intentions but the people who are funding this have others.

If they could grow a dick for someone who lost it in a bomb accident and replace it then they can also grow a dick for a perfectly healthy person with a small one and replace that one with a dick that's a couple inches bigger. It would be a lot easier to do then replace someones junk that got blown off.

In a hundred years, being small is just for the poor.

Just my theory.

Yup - big black cocks for everyone.

On the flip-side - this would make big dicks less important and game more important.

Wald
(This post was last modified: 09-21-2012 06:52 AM by Walderschmidt.)
09-21-2012 06:51 AM
Visit this user's website Find all posts by this user Like Post Quote this message in a reply
mental Offline
Wingman
***

Posts: 648
Joined: Apr 2012
Reputation: 17
Post: #8
RE: Scientists can now grow penises in the labratory
Now I don't have to worry about any girl cutting off my penis!

Check out my thread Essential android tools for modern players and alphas to find out how to make your android phone your wingman, or click here and scroll down if you only need to root it.


Want sound that puts iPods and iPhones to shame? I got you covered!
09-21-2012 09:35 AM
Find all posts by this user Like Post Quote this message in a reply
[-] The following 1 user Likes mental's post:
FretDancer
Moma Offline
Innovative Casanova
*******
Gold Member

Posts: 7,092
Joined: Oct 2010
Reputation: 119
Post: #9
RE: Scientists can now grow penises in the labratory
Or they should grow smaller and tighter vaginas so that everyone can feel bigger inside.

To quote Neil, big vaginas will then be for the poor peasant lizards who didn't practice their quinting from a young age.

OUR NEW BLOG!

http://repstylez.com

My NEW TRAVEL E-BOOK - DOMINICAN REPUBLIC - A RED CARPET AFFAIR

http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00K53LVR8

Love 'em or leave 'em but we can't live without lizardsssss..

An Ode To Lizards
09-21-2012 09:39 AM
Visit this user's website Find all posts by this user Like Post Quote this message in a reply
[-] The following 2 users Like Moma's post:
Walderschmidt, FretDancer
Samseau Offline
Innovative Casanova
*******
Gold Member

Posts: 14,226
Joined: Mar 2010
Reputation: 284
Post: #10
RE: Scientists can now grow penises in the labratory
The new emerging medical technology is one of the best reasons I can think of to earn cash.

Earning cash to get more women? Couldn't give a fuck.

Earning cash to buy myself a new shoulder muscle, a new penis at 60, a new set of skin cells that make me look like I'm 18 again... I would work 100 hours per week for that.
(This post was last modified: 09-21-2012 10:23 AM by Samseau.)
09-21-2012 10:22 AM
Find all posts by this user Like Post Quote this message in a reply
[-] The following 3 users Like Samseau's post:
Walderschmidt, soup, xsplat
Tuthmosis Offline
Innovative Casanova
*******
Gold Member

Posts: 9,583
Joined: Jan 2011
Reputation: 217
Post: #11
RE: Scientists can now grow penises in the labratory
I wonder if lab cocks will be as obvious as fake tits. I won't want any part of it if that's the case.

Tuthmosis Twitter | IRT Twitter
09-21-2012 11:02 AM
Find all posts by this user Like Post Quote this message in a reply
Kitsune Offline
Alpha Male
****

Posts: 1,094
Joined: Mar 2012
Reputation: 10
Post: #12
RE: Scientists can now grow penises in the labratory
(09-21-2012 10:22 AM)Samseau Wrote:  The new emerging medical technology is one of the best reasons I can think of to earn cash.

Earning cash to get more women? Couldn't give a fuck.

Earning cash to buy myself a new shoulder muscle, a new penis at 60, a new set of skin cells that make me look like I'm 18 again... I would work 100 hours per week for that.

I'm thinking along these lines, but a lot bigger.

How can you put a price on living forever?
09-21-2012 11:17 AM
Find all posts by this user Like Post Quote this message in a reply
Moma Offline
Innovative Casanova
*******
Gold Member

Posts: 7,092
Joined: Oct 2010
Reputation: 119
Post: #13
RE: Scientists can now grow penises in the labratory
(09-21-2012 11:02 AM)Tuthmosis Wrote:  I wonder if lab cocks will be as obvious as fake tits. I won't want any part of it if that's the case.

I was listening to a show the other day and some people are injecting inferior oil into their penis to make it larger.

It's like silicone implants but cheaper. They are using motor oil and all sorts of stuff.

This is in America. No lie.

OUR NEW BLOG!

http://repstylez.com

My NEW TRAVEL E-BOOK - DOMINICAN REPUBLIC - A RED CARPET AFFAIR

http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00K53LVR8

Love 'em or leave 'em but we can't live without lizardsssss..

An Ode To Lizards
09-21-2012 11:20 AM
Visit this user's website Find all posts by this user Like Post Quote this message in a reply
Walderschmidt Offline
Banned

Posts: 1,723
Joined: Jul 2010
Post: #14
RE: Scientists can now grow penises in the labratory
(09-21-2012 11:02 AM)Tuthmosis Wrote:  I wonder if lab cocks will be as obvious as fake tits. I won't want any part of it if that's the case.

I don't think that would be that much of a problem.

Some breast implants make breasts feel a little harder compared to real breasts and some guys don't like that. But the main purpose of fake breasts is to look good - which works because guys are visual creatures.

For girls - as long as it's hard, big, and shoots - I think women won't care either way. They like dicks, they like dildos, and they like vibrators. Women are not exactly discriminating against what they take in as long as it makes them feel good.

The only thing I could see wrong with a lab cock is status. Men who have naturally big cocks = more status because genetically fit?

Men who have fake big cocks = more status because they can afford it?

Hard to tell right now.

Wald
09-21-2012 11:26 AM
Visit this user's website Find all posts by this user Like Post Quote this message in a reply
Parlay44 Offline
Innovative Casanova
*******
Gold Member

Posts: 6,512
Joined: Aug 2011
Reputation: 65
Post: #15
RE: Scientists can now grow penises in the labratory
I wonder if they can make em longer and thicker using stem cells?

Team Nachos
09-21-2012 11:26 AM
Find all posts by this user Like Post Quote this message in a reply
gringochileno Offline
Alpha Male
****

Posts: 1,255
Joined: Mar 2011
Reputation: 25
Post: #16
RE: Scientists can now grow penises in the labratory
Don't get too excited about this yet. Whole-organ tissue engineering definitely has potential and we may all end up with a freezer full of custom-made spare parts at some point in the future, but right now the science is simply not there. Even growing the simplest organs like bladders has had unanticipated problems that presented themselves when transplanted into real people (as a rule, medical articles in the popular press tend to suppress a lot of technical limitations and present a rosier, more hyped-up picture than is really justified). I'd estimate that any significant amount of clinical application for engineered whole organs is 10 years away at an absolute minimum.
09-22-2012 01:09 PM
Find all posts by this user Like Post Quote this message in a reply
Veloce Offline
International Playboy
******
Gold Member

Posts: 5,832
Joined: Jan 2011
Reputation: 178
Post: #17
RE: Scientists can now grow penises in the labratory
I want one right above the one I got so I can lay down some serious DP action.
09-22-2012 01:25 PM
Find all posts by this user Like Post Quote this message in a reply
[-] The following 1 user Likes Veloce's post:
Screwston
Aliblahba Offline
Banned

Posts: 8,017
Joined: Nov 2010
Post: #18
RE: Scientists can now grow penises in the labratory
The Dutch have been growing peckers in labs for years, but they all come out with ears.
09-22-2012 01:35 PM
Find all posts by this user Like Post Quote this message in a reply
soup Offline
Innovative Casanova
*******
Gold Member

Posts: 11,058
Joined: Jul 2011
Reputation: 117
Post: #19
RE: Scientists can now grow penises in the labratory
I can grow a penis in my pants.
09-22-2012 04:06 PM
Find all posts by this user Like Post Quote this message in a reply
Parlay44 Offline
Innovative Casanova
*******
Gold Member

Posts: 6,512
Joined: Aug 2011
Reputation: 65
Post: #20
RE: Scientists can now grow penises in the labratory
(09-22-2012 01:25 PM)thedude3737 Wrote:  I want one right above the one I got so I can lay down some serious DP action.

Man with two penises can't get any loving...
http://www.iol.co.za/news/back-page/man-...F4pKrKPXTo

Team Nachos
09-22-2012 04:10 PM
Find all posts by this user Like Post Quote this message in a reply
MrXY Offline
International Playboy
******
Gold Member

Posts: 3,353
Joined: Jan 2012
Reputation: 78
Post: #21
RE: Scientists can now grow penises in the labratory
(09-21-2012 10:22 AM)Samseau Wrote:  The new emerging medical technology is one of the best reasons I can think of to earn cash.

Earning cash to get more women? Couldn't give a fuck.

Earning cash to buy myself a new shoulder muscle, a new penis at 60, a new set of skin cells that make me look like I'm 18 again... I would work 100 hours per week for that.

I've believed for years that the future of the human race is enhancements through pharmaceuticals, genetic engineering, bionics, transplants grown in labs, etc.

People will be able to function at much higher levels, be healthier, and live longer. But -for a long time this will be available only to the wealthy, just as now cosmetic surgery is largely a luxury of the affluent. The poorer people will be left behind to such an extent that the human race may diverge into two different races, at least in a social and political sense.

You will NOT want to be part of the "unenhanced" class. I agree these future advantages are one of the best reasons to strive for wealth.

"If anything's gonna happen, it's gonna happen out there!- Captain Ron
09-22-2012 04:22 PM
Find all posts by this user Like Post Quote this message in a reply
RandalGraves Offline
Chubby Chaser
**

Posts: 545
Joined: Sep 2011
Reputation: 1
Post: #22
RE: Scientists can now grow penises in the labratory
Above average game > above average penis
Above average sex skill > above average penis

This will have the biggest (lol) impact on those who are noticably small. But women's vaginas are already evolved to take the average penis (5-6"). How you seduce her and how you lay her out in sex are always going to be paramount.

Not saying this won't have an impact, but I doubt it will be revolutionary. We have fake tits, but men are still going for fatties with big boobs...
(This post was last modified: 09-23-2012 09:21 AM by RandalGraves.)
09-23-2012 09:20 AM
Find all posts by this user Like Post Quote this message in a reply
wolf Offline
Chubby Chaser
**

Posts: 578
Joined: Feb 2010
Reputation: 0
Post: #23
RE: Scientists can now grow penises in the labratory
Russia has been growing penises for eons.

google the story of some kid pissing on a power line. They grew a penis on his arm and then transplanted it to his crutch.
09-24-2012 03:30 AM
Find all posts by this user Like Post Quote this message in a reply
Post Reply 


Possibly Related Threads...
Thread: Author Replies: Views: Last Post
  Scientists discover a new human organ - that also is the largest one Mage 11 1,968 03-29-2018 07:27 PM
Last Post: Kid Twist
  A Billion Wicked Thoughts: Men attracted to Breasts, Butts, Feet, and Penises Sonsowey 12 8,984 06-23-2017 04:32 AM
Last Post: xmlenigma
  ‘Penises Cause Climate Change’; Progressives Fooled By Peer-Reviewed Hoax Study DarkTriad 6 4,989 05-21-2017 08:43 AM
Last Post: Simeon_Strangelight

Forum Jump:


User(s) browsing this thread: 1 Guest(s)

Contact Us | RooshV.com | Return to Top | Return to Content | Mobile Version | RSS Syndication