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Bruised Cock - aka Worst Massage Ever
So a low quality Chinese masseuse was using her knee to work out the knots in my back. She put her knee down as she was dismounting and came down with full force on my cock, which was tucked under. Everything still seems to work but there is still bruising and discomfort a week later. Anyone have any experience with cock trauma? I probably just need to wait a few weeks for it to heal but am wondering if a dr visit is needed.
09-12-2012 10:16 AM
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If you have access to a doctor go see one. It's never a good idea to allow an injury to sit unchecked, especially if it is your cock.

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09-12-2012 10:18 AM
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Ha! I actually have a bruise on my cock right now too. It's happened before, it goes away after a few days like any other bruise. If it doesn't see a doctor.

I got mine from some, let's say intense kinky bedroom practices with one of my girls.
09-12-2012 11:53 AM
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Mine is still bruised and sore after a week. A knee and full weight directly on the old boy. Guess I'll have the doctor check it out.
09-12-2012 03:18 PM
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(09-12-2012 03:18 PM)Lemmo Wrote:  Mine is still bruised and sore after a week. A knee and full weight directly on the old boy. Guess I'll have the doctor check it out.

Jesus, doctor right away man.
09-12-2012 03:48 PM
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yeah, I'm seeing docs on Friday and Monday but probably nothing that can be done for bruising. I wacked it the next day to make sure everything still worked so that probably didn't help the bruising. No more cheap Chinese massages.
09-12-2012 04:15 PM
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(09-12-2012 03:18 PM)Lemmo Wrote:  Mine is still bruised and sore after a week. A knee and full weight directly on the old boy. Guess I'll have the doctor check it out.

Make sure it's a female doc you're going to
09-12-2012 04:51 PM
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Did you misspeak and ask for a Sad Ending Massage?

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09-12-2012 04:54 PM
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I got this from yahoo answers:

"Sounds like you burst a blood vessel or vein. This is caused by too much pressure in the penis, it can be from squeezing the penis extremely tight, using a penis pump, or any other activity that causes the blood pressure in the penis to reach abnormal levels."
09-12-2012 05:08 PM
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I hope you at least got a refund.
09-12-2012 06:38 PM
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Got got a scrape/friction burn on my dick once from a handjob. It burned really badly in the shower, and I have a little scar from it. That was in college, and I never accepted another handjob.

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09-12-2012 07:04 PM
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(09-12-2012 06:38 PM)Samseau Wrote:  I hope you at least got a refund.

Good point.

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09-12-2012 09:41 PM
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