Post: #1

A Sensitive Man



A woman meets a man in a bar.


They talk; they connect; they end up leaving together..


They get back to his place,




And as he shows her around his apartment.



She notices that one wall of his bedroom is
Completely filled with soft, sweet, cuddly teddybears.


There are three shelves in the bedroom,





With hundreds and hundreds of cute,



Cuddly teddy bears carefully placed

In rows, covering the entire wall!


It was obvious that he had taken
Quite some time to lovingly arrange them



And she was immediately touched


By the amount of thought he had
Put into organizing the display.


There were small bears all along
The bottom shelf,


Medium-sized bears covering the
Length of the middle shelf,


And huge, enormous bears running
All the way along the top shelf.


She found it strange for an
Obviously masculine guy


To have such a large collection of
Teddy Bears,


She is quite impressed by his
Sensitive side.


But doesn't mention this to him.



They share a bottle of wine and
Continue talking and,


After awhile, she finds herself
Thinking,



'Oh my God! Maybe, this guy
Could be the one!


Maybe he could be the future
Father of my children?'


She turns to him and kisses him
Lightly on the lips



He responds warmly


They continue to kiss, the passion builds,



And he romantically lifts her in
His arms and carries her into his bedroom



Where they rip off each other's
Clothes and make hot, steamy love.

She is so overwhelmed that she
Responds with more passion,


More creativity, more heat than she
Has ever known.

After an intense, explosive night
Of raw passion with this sensitive guy,

They are lying there together in
The afterglow.

The woman rolls over, gently
Strokes his chest and asks coyly,

'Well, how was it?'

The guy gently smiles at her,

Strokes her cheek,
Looks deeply into her eyes,


And says:


'Help yourself to any prize from the middle shelf'

Post: #2

hahahah that was a good one..worth my time

Post: #3

Haha I find it hard to believe you "remembered" it, but good one.

Post: #4

That was great haha.

Post: #5

Definitely a classic, haven't heard that one in a long while.

One of my favorites: Little Red Riding Hood is walking through the forest one day when the Big Bad Wolf jumps out and says, "Damn, you look good! I'm gonna fuck you!" to which Little Red Riding Hood replies, "No, you're gonna eat me, just like the story says!"