Post: #1

Anyone can make sugary sweets like cakes, pies, and cookies taste good. Just add sugar. A real cook can make a healthy filling meal with wholesome ingredients like fresh vegetables, fruits, chicken breast, no added sugar, minimal carbs, and have it come out delicious.

So the next time a fatty tries to win you over this way, ask her what her best dish is, and wait for the inevitable fatty response to come from her fatty lips, as she lists some kind of carb heavy pasta dish loaded with cheese, or cheesecake cupcakes, or chocolate brownies with more cheesecake, or double layered cheesecake with extra cheesecake between the layers of cheesecake. Then ask her whats her best healthy dish she can cook, and wait for the blank stare.

Then tell her to give you a blowjob with her clothes on and to make you a damn sandwich.

Post: #2

How bout

"Yeah, you can cook better than my skinny girlfriend. She's a little too scrawny to eat anyways."

Post: #3

"I can cook better than your skinny girlfriend."

*Turn around and meet fun and friendly people.*

Don't waste your time on bitterness and negativity and lead by example. Also understand that a lot of negativity comes from personal pain. It doesn't excuse it and it is not your responsibility to change that, but everyone has a story and compassion makes it easier to experience rude people and just disregard it without letting it affect you.

Post: #4

American girls don't cook anyway so whatever.

Why are we needing to rehearse replies to this again?

Post: #5

"I can cook better than your skinny girlfriend."

*Look her up and down*

"I'll bet!"

Post: #6

"Well you certainly cook more!"

Post: #7

Why are you even talking to fat girls?

Post: #8

Has anyone ever actually had a woman say this to them?

I knew a fat girl who touted her own cooking abilities as a benefit (And yeah you're right, her favorite dish was some kind of chocolate cake.) but I've never had anybody tell me I should break up with a girlfriend and date them.

Post: #9

"I can cook you a meal too"

Wink, smile then go for the bang.

Post: #10

(10-17-2012 07:26 PM)Walderschmidt Wrote:  "Well you certainly cook more!"

Well you certainly EAT more.

Fixed for you

Post: #11

"Then I will have you for cooking and my skinny girlfriend for anything else"

Post: #12

(10-17-2012 07:48 PM)soup Wrote:  Why are you even talking to fat girls?

Is right.

"Fuck off bacon bits"