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One Of The Few Key Differences Between Men & Woman Has Been Taken Away From Us
07-25-2012 09:29 PM
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Christ..

This is the stupidest thing I've ever seen.

She has to clean that thing and carry it around. For what? To be "equal to men" ?

I'd like to see her try to write her name in the snow with that thing.. would be urine all over her panties.
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LOL. I wouldn't go so far as to call it a "key" difference, but I agree with you in spirit. Thing is, stuff like this has existed for a while. I remember seeing ads for it when I was a little-ass kid. It's funny, I often ask girls about this very thing: if they could buy something that would allow them to piss standing up, would they do it? They always say no.

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If a woman stands while pissing wearing this, can we call it oppressive to men, since men standing while pissing supposedly is misogynist?

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07-25-2012 09:41 PM
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Because a woman already hauling around menstrual pads and tampons wants to then carry a stupid piece of plastic that's going to splash back urine on her and then leak piss drops all over the place after every use.

But there's enough stupid women that have no idea how to live in the wilderness that they'll sell it once to them. Once.

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It's not fair. They should make tampons for men- "Manpons"
07-25-2012 10:31 PM
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I think girls just use one of these things for the novelty a couple of times, and then throw it away.
07-25-2012 10:42 PM
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Sitting down while peeing seems sooooooooooooooo fun. I want to carry a little vagina that I can act like a woman and piss while sitting.
07-26-2012 12:30 AM
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I thought they'd go to classes to learn how to do this..



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[Image: Sam%20with%20SheweeLR.jpg]

Quote:28-year-old entrepreneur and inventor Samantha Fountain developed her idea initially as part of her degree at university, the idea having come to her while backpacking around Europe. Sam hopes Shewee will become as indispensable as the penknife or first aid kit for women on the go. ‘It struck me how much easier it was for a guy to go to the toilet in a place where there were no facilities or nowhere to squat behind’, explains Sam, ‘so I came up with a way of effectively urinating like a man. Men could just stroll up and be on their way in a few seconds, while women were having to take off backpacks and clothing and then attempting to find somewhere to squat, all the time worrying about touching things for fear of germs, keeping their dignity and keeping warm. Shewee does away with all of this fuss - there really is no end to situations where Shewee would be handy’

What college taught her to make a she penis?
07-26-2012 04:01 AM
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(07-26-2012 04:01 AM)Rosca Wrote:  What college taught her to make a she penis?

Peen state. Ha ha ha...
07-26-2012 04:17 AM
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(07-26-2012 04:17 AM)BortimusPrime Wrote:  
(07-26-2012 04:01 AM)Rosca Wrote:  What college taught her to make a she penis?

Peen state. Ha ha ha...

corny as fuck but i cracked up
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I find it hilarious that she makes a standing-urination device for females, and her surname is "Fountain"

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(07-26-2012 04:01 AM)Rosca Wrote:  [Image: Sam%20with%20SheweeLR.jpg]

Quote:28-year-old entrepreneur and inventor Samantha Fountain developed her idea initially as part of her degree at university, the idea having come to her while backpacking around Europe. Sam hopes Shewee will become as indispensable as the penknife or first aid kit for women on the go. ‘It struck me how much easier it was for a guy to go to the toilet in a place where there were no facilities or nowhere to squat behind’, explains Sam, ‘so I came up with a way of effectively urinating like a man. Men could just stroll up and be on their way in a few seconds, while women were having to take off backpacks and clothing and then attempting to find somewhere to squat, all the time worrying about touching things for fear of germs, keeping their dignity and keeping warm. Shewee does away with all of this fuss - there really is no end to situations where Shewee would be handy’

What college taught her to make a she penis?

I wouldn't get bent out of shape about this. The very situation that gave birth to the idea (out in the woods camping and needed to take a piss without squatting) is pretty much the only situation where this thing will be needed - for camping. I can't see tons of women carrying this around in their purses for use in say...public bathrooms because they don't want to sit on a public toilet seat. Some will, but most won't.

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07-26-2012 09:34 AM
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haha, when I was in Jericoacoara in BR back in 05 stumbling back drunk to the hostel, me and my boy spotted a guy and a chick taking as piss in the sand right nex to each other; him standing and her squatting. I would flip if I saw a guy and chick standing next to each other pissing -fffffuhk that
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If she markets it the right way, she will make some good coin.

Outdoor music festivals should be the big one. The amount of desperate women just pissing in the open is mind bending. The lines for the toilets are insane and when the desperation of having to piss reaches a certain level they will just squat like a dog.

With this they free up more time for drinking and less time spent in the toilet line.

I can see it now. A bit of branding on it (from a sugary booze company of course) handed out for free in a single serving package that includes wet wipes and maybe some earplugs.
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(07-26-2012 12:39 AM)BCien Wrote:  I thought they'd go to classes to learn how to do this..




Old thread I know but that's funny as hell - gotta see this movie

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Penis envy.

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(07-26-2012 09:34 AM)Timoteo Wrote:  I wouldn't get bent out of shape about this. The very situation that gave birth to the idea (out in the woods camping and needed to take a piss without squatting) is pretty much the only situation where this thing will be needed - for camping. I can't see tons of women carrying this around in their purses for use in say...public bathrooms because they don't want to sit on a public toilet seat. Some will, but most won't.

You're not taking into account how neurotic women are.

Every chick I've ever known or dated was terrified of germs from public toilet seats. I've gone in to stand guard sometimes with them in sketchy areas, only to find they've laid down an entire bed of toilet paper over every inch of the seat. I'm talking multiple girls.

You'd also be surprised how often chicks carry hand sanitizer in their handbags. I can see them using this, cleaning it, putting it back in the bag. Good product that taps into female neurosis.

It's probably why those disinfectant ads accusing them of being uncaring mothers if every room of the house isn't hospital-sterile work so well on women.
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Buy for camping trips with hoes.

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(07-26-2012 04:01 AM)Rosca Wrote:  [Image: Sam%20with%20SheweeLR.jpg]

Quote:28-year-old entrepreneur and inventor Samantha Fountain developed her idea initially as part of her degree at university, the idea having come to her while backpacking around Europe. Sam hopes Shewee will become as indispensable as the penknife or first aid kit for women on the go. ‘It struck me how much easier it was for a guy to go to the toilet in a place where there were no facilities or nowhere to squat behind’, explains Sam, ‘so I came up with a way of effectively urinating like a man. Men could just stroll up and be on their way in a few seconds, while women were having to take off backpacks and clothing and then attempting to find somewhere to squat, all the time worrying about touching things for fear of germs, keeping their dignity and keeping warm. Shewee does away with all of this fuss - there really is no end to situations where Shewee would be handy’

What college taught her to make a she penis?

Wait, I thought the military had been trialing using these for at least two decades or more.

Looked it up, patents from 1922, 1956, and 1996.
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This device will take "Watersports" fetishes to a whole new level Laugh I kid

But in reality, this seems like a practical idea when it comes to backpacking...that is, until all your belongings and the stains along your legs reek of piss.
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(07-25-2012 10:31 PM)soup Wrote:  It's not fair. They should make tampons for men- "Manpons"



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This type of shit really pisses me off!

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I found this a while ago and reposted it to Facebook.

I said something like "LOL at this idea."

The feminists on my FB friends list all chimed in and said it's actually a really good and practical idea, talking about how hard it is for women to take a piss when hiking.
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