Post: #1

I don't even know where to begin.

I found this forum randomly after getting a text from a girl about going to a purse sale and a combination of boredom and curiosity concerning how girls can care so much about purses. Well, to say that I am speechless is an understatement. The level of inane nonsense these girls are posting is beyond anything I could have comprehended. If this doesn't prove that girls' minds work differently than ours, or about a million other things we believe about their hamster ways, then I don't know what will. I will throw out a disclaimer saying they do have some legit subforums in there, even one about travel. But the gems I found are just...wow. Here are some actual, real threads:

The 14th Kim Kardashian Thread
Yes you read that right, there have been 13 previous threads on her. Potentially more, I didn't bother looking.

Where are you right now?
Over 5000 posts of girls telling us where they are right at that moment. Surprise! Most are at home.

What are you looking at?
Of course, most just reply their computer, laptop, iphone or whatever other medium they are using to type up the response to this thread. This unbelievably useless thread has almost 1500 posts.

Don't bump this thread #4! Oh no you didn't!
Ah, what seems to be the most popular thread on the forum. This thread alone has over 13000 replies. I guess it's true that you tell a girl to do one thing and she does another. They really know how to break those rules! After 4 threads on this lovely topic surely they find it no longer entertaining. No way there is...

Don't bump this thread #5!
Damn, I was wrong! With the endless highs and lows, the unbridled enthusiasm of not knowing whether the thread may or may not be bumped again, the girls couldn't resist. DBTT #5 is climbing the charts folks with 8500 plus posts and counting.

First word that comes to mind
Nope, this is the most popular thread on the forum. TWENTY SEVEN THOUSAND POSTS. Just look at the first two posts and that will tell you everything.

What can you hear right now?
The less exciting sibling of such classics as "where are you right now," and "what are you looking at right now" comes this gem of a thread. 5600 posts.

Hearing, continued.
Thought it was over? Think again. More girls talking about what they are hearing at that very moment. Finally, your inquisitive minds can rest with another 5300 replies. In case you are wondering, it's usually the a/c or their dogs barking.

Type 5 Letters Without Looking
Yes, this is an actual thread. With 5600 fucking posts.

What time is it?
I literally almost fell out of my chair laughing. Come on...seriously!?!? Look at a time zone map. More importantly, who cares? Apparently enough girls to create 8400 posts about the current time.


And so on. Honestly I'd be up all night if I wanted to link all the mindless threads on there. I always knew girls were illogical, reacted on emotion, loved to chat for days about absolutely nothing, etc...but I had never seen it put into a visible display like this. Imagine how they would react to reading one of our threads. Or dare I say, if one of us started a thread there. I think thousands of hamsters would be explode simultaneously.

Post: #2

I always wondered what a female version of this forum would look like...

Damn my imagination.

Post: #3

All of the emoticons are making me laugh.

Post: #4

(06-12-2012 11:57 PM)Rosca Wrote:  I always wondered what a female version of this forum would look like...

Damn my imagination.

And yes, they can sustain a healthy, even thriving forum based on these things. A kiddie pool has more depth than the average western girl.

Post: #5

If you search, there are 40 threads with the word cupcake in the title.

Post: #6

Seriously, 839 pages in Kardashian 14

But it sort of makes sense; Kim Kardashian is the ideal that American girls aspire to. Like her, they want to be rich, famous, noteworthy and have a string of high-profile men at their beck and call...all for doing absolutely nothing.

Post: #7

I just joined the Purse Forum. I guess they don't have an official introduction thread.

I got 4 spam emails in the 20 minutes since I did.

Aloha!

Post: #8

My response to that forum in general:

Post: #9

I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of hamsters suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.

Post: #10

(06-12-2012 11:39 PM)slubu Wrote:  I don't even know where to begin.

I found this forum randomly after getting a text from a girl about going to a purse sale and a combination of boredom and curiosity concerning how girls can care so much about purses. Well, to say that I am speechless is an understatement. The level of inane nonsense these girls are posting is beyond anything I could have comprehended. If this doesn't prove that girls' minds work differently than ours, or about a million other things we believe about their hamster ways, then I don't know what will. I will throw out a disclaimer saying they do have some legit subforums in there, even one about travel. But the gems I found are just...wow. Here are some actual, real threads:

The 14th Kim Kardashian Thread
Yes you read that right, there have been 13 previous threads on her. Potentially more, I didn't bother looking.

Where are you right now?
Over 5000 posts of girls telling us where they are right at that moment. Surprise! Most are at home.

What are you looking at?
Of course, most just reply their computer, laptop, iphone or whatever other medium they are using to type up the response to this thread. This unbelievably useless thread has almost 1500 posts.

Don't bump this thread #4! Oh no you didn't!
Ah, what seems to be the most popular thread on the forum. This thread alone has over 13000 replies. I guess it's true that you tell a girl to do one thing and she does another. They really know how to break those rules! After 4 threads on this lovely topic surely they find it no longer entertaining. No way there is...

Don't bump this thread #5!
Damn, I was wrong! With the endless highs and lows, the unbridled enthusiasm of not knowing whether the thread may or may not be bumped again, the girls couldn't resist. DBTT #5 is climbing the charts folks with 8500 plus posts and counting.

First word that comes to mind
Nope, this is the most popular thread on the forum. TWENTY SEVEN THOUSAND POSTS. Just look at the first two posts and that will tell you everything.

What can you hear right now?
The less exciting sibling of such classics as "where are you right now," and "what are you looking at right now" comes this gem of a thread. 5600 posts.

Hearing, continued.
Thought it was over? Think again. More girls talking about what they are hearing at that very moment. Finally, your inquisitive minds can rest with another 5300 replies. In case you are wondering, it's usually the a/c or their dogs barking.

Type 5 Letters Without Looking
Yes, this is an actual thread. With 5600 fucking posts.

What time is it?
I literally almost fell out of my chair laughing. Come on...seriously!?!? Look at a time zone map. More importantly, who cares? Apparently enough girls to create 8400 posts about the current time.


And so on. Honestly I'd be up all night if I wanted to link all the mindless threads on there. I always knew girls were illogical, reacted on emotion, loved to chat for days about absolutely nothing, etc...but I had never seen it put into a visible display like this. Imagine how they would react to reading one of our threads. Or dare I say, if one of us started a thread there. I think thousands of hamsters would be explode simultaneously.

Biggest conclusion is... Women live in the present hence I have more confidence in long-term caveman game in feminist cities, I don't believe it is a coincidence that I have had an increasing number of snls.

Second biggest conclusion, the need to contribute to those meaningless posts on "type a word" is just the belief that they are "creative" and "special" it's a branch off the princess
Disease.

Post: #11

Unreal but not surprising. The average western girl is simply a lost cause. P&D and nothing else.

Post: #12

Like Tolstoy wrote in “War and Peace”:

Quote:"You don't understand why I say this," he continued, "but it is the whole story of life. You talk of Bonaparte and his career," said he (though Pierre had not mentioned Bonaparte), "but Bonaparte when he worked went step by step toward his goal. He was free, he had nothing but his aim to consider, and he reached it. But tie yourself up with a woman and, like a chained convict, you lose all freedom! And all you have of hope and strength merely weighs you down and torments you with regret. Drawing rooms, gossip, balls, vanity, and triviality- these are the enchanted circle I cannot escape from. I am now going to the war, the greatest war there ever was, and I know nothing and am fit for nothing. I am very amiable and have a caustic wit," continued Prince Andrew, "and at Anna Pavlovna's they listen to me. And that stupid set without whom my wife cannot exist, and those women... If you only knew what those society women are, and women in general! My father is right. Selfish, vain, stupid, trivial in everything- that's what women are when you see them in their true colors! When you meet them in society it seems as if there were something in them, but there's nothing, nothing, nothing! No, don't marry, my dear fellow; don't marry!" concluded Prince Andrew.

Post: #13

There's no way the girls posting in those threads with thousands of posts are actually reading through those massive threads. Goes to show how girls just like to say shit, express their opinion, etc. without listening.

Post: #14

That is funny because I didn't see any threads about whether money or looks mattered more than game.

Post: #15

I went into designers, picked a random name. Tory Burch, I think. Whoever he or she is. And found this one.

Oooh, lets take pics of what we are wearing.

There's a chubby blonde that, ahem, hogs the spotlight.

Post: #16

(06-13-2012 10:52 PM)HeyPete Wrote:  I went into designers, picked a random name. Tory Burch, I think. Whoever he or she is. And found this one.

Oooh, lets take pics of what we are wearing.

There's a chubby blonde that, ahem, hogs the spotlight.

Ya no doubt:

Blondie age: 23


.....

Blondie age: 26


....

Blondie age: 29

Post: #17

Quote:Blondie age: 23

uh.....

Post: #18

Second biggest conclusion, the need to contribute to those meaningless posts on "type a word" is just the belief that they are "creative" and "special" it's a branch off the princess
Disease.




A growing phenomenon unfortunately.