Post: #1

Inspired by Tuthmosis from the Canibus suicide thread, I decided to create a freestyle thread or some of the potent freestylers to drop a
few bars.

Let me set it off:

Off the scent or aroma, I track lizards to a dark corner,
Crack a Corona, yell out "Moma!" and fcuk em to a coma,

Whether a good day or one razed with a blizzard,
I go out hunting to find something I can spray with my pisser,

Hear some feminist shit from a lizard, start to feel sicker,
Until I scissor kick her sister and disappear like a wizard,

Euro type precision combined with African wisdom, I shoot my jism,
V12 engine with expensive suspension,

With the mental proboscis my intent is ferocious,
Wild out on some pussy till moderate.. like Tuthmosis,

I board more mothers than Asus, no bo cat so this bro can't taste this,
Donkey dyck, pulling lizards from many acres,

Converting dykes from Simone to Sonya with some Petron or a sip of Cognac,
Buss on her dorsal for the comeback,

And I'm bush, swooping iguanas with a Nike like swoosh,
With these high tops I'm heir apparent like the arms of Roosh,

When the chick's in my crib, I get touchy like Hydro,
If truth to be told, I'm prone to a few wide loads,

So God bless North America and everybody else,
Watch your calories or find another loop for your belt,

Orion, a lion with a dick colliding with the insides of fine daughters,
Thus more flags than a globetrotter or Neil Skywalker,

Well maybe that's a stretch like a yogi trolling,
I prey on these basket case b!tches like Yogi Bear strolling,

Rooshians don't pay for skirts, skirts pays for us,
Ashes to Ashley some love flat asses and Moma loves fat butts,

Post: #2

That shit was OFF THE HOOK.

Post: #3

yo yo yo, is my mic on?

yo, these chicks try to play me like xbox 360
but i'm to smooth, too charming, too shifty

plus i read roosh, so i got them cheat codes
i use elderly openers to bang them freak hoes

and never mind her friends, cause they straight haters
run right past cockblocks, gayle sayers

i'm a tricky dude, they caught in my game like quick sand
feint like a beta, but then come straight with the pimp hand

i stay on these girls minds, from the end to the beginning
that's why she loves me, cause i leave her hamster spinning

Post: #4

(06-12-2012 01:30 PM)j r Wrote:  yo yo yo, is my mic on?

yo, these chicks try to play me like xbox 360
but i'm to smooth, too charming, too shifty

plus i read roosh, so i got them cheat codes
i use elderly openers to bang them freak hoes

and never mind her friends, cause they straight haters
run right past cockblocks, gayle sayers

i'm a tricky dude, they caught in my game like quick sand
feint like a beta, but then come straight with the pimp hand

i stay on these girls minds, from the end to the beginning
that's why she loves me, cause i leave her hamster spinning

Thats hot! Spit that fire!

Post: #5

You guys are spitting some straight-up acid. I may have to jump into this fray in a minute.

Post: #6

Hey I'm posting, so I don't have my hands on da mic
I like bitches but I ain't got no time for the dykes

I'mma make this short like a midget cumming on a dick
Cannibus, Yo let me spit my shit

Lost my v-card weeks ago damn my dick hurt
Now I need my money now like JG Wentworth

They like "Rosca you really got the bitches on focus"
I tell em no shit
I fucking know this
Cause I'm the Pharoah of these hoes, Tuthmosis

Fat bitch keep textin me
Damn I can't stand it bro
If she dont got my pizza
Kicking her ass out like el mechanico

I'm fuckin broke dawg, I realled NEED money presto
Buy me some Gucci Loafers like G Manifesto

When I hit up the club, I grind on bitched like a pro skater
And I don't fuckin got no time for all these haters
Read bang, bang they bitches
Yell see ya later!

Then ask my forum bros "Yo was that Beta?"

Post: #7

hot fire!!!!

Post: #8

To Toronto all the way from Bangalore
Accept no guidas from the Jersey Shore
Black girls stick in my craw
Y'all know the score
My dream girl white to the core
Desire too strong to ignore

First of the month is my triumph
Dropping gay porn like the crazy son of Athlone

Don't come at me with that cockblock
Cause bitch you gonna see this Glock
Beat you down like El Mechanico
Flipping out on some manic ho
Straight jammin that remote control

This sexy white girl arrive
Mad approach like I'm Roosh five
Weave strong lines, won't be denied
Till she beg me to pile drive

Treat my hoes like a sacred cow
Nothin can stop me now
Cause an Indian troll wanna plow

Post: #9

Inspired by Roosh, my chariot's on fire

Everybody took shots, dissed me over Ryanair, I'm tired

Build me up, break me down to build me up again

They like, G we need you back so we can kill your ass again

G got flow though he's no Mixx or El Mech, but he's close

How I'm supposed to win, when they got me fighting ghosts?

Post: #10

I feel like Moma gets his inspiration from Em

Im might have to write something when i get some time

Post: #11

Haters gonna hate,
Players gonna play,
Cokeheads gonna rage,
And White knights masturbate,

Sippin’ on Cointreau, hat tip to Samseau,
Hunting in the club, for girls who give me chubs,
American bitches, in my way,
Those fat cows take up valuable hunting space,
Target acquired, of Eastern European race,
In a sea of cows, she’s quite out of place,
A heifer trys to cockblock ‘n’ vanish without a trace,
I saw that bitch! Cockslap to the face,
Did your parents teach you to act this way?
Go home and cry into your ice cream buffet,
Whoosh like Roosh, I’m back to the chase,
I ask to use her bathroom, just in case,
Apply a little Pusscrook, to the LTR game,
And I laughed all the way back to the bank,

Play with her mind and emotions like Heartiste,
On my command she slobs on my pee pee,
Her mind was an enigma, but I solved the riddle,
On Valentine’s day she enjoys my skittles,

27 Countries and 78 cities,
I’ve got stories like presto,
Bitches think I’m player of the world,
Just like G-Manifesto,

Day game in Berlin, or London like Moma,
Fucked a bitch so hard, now she’s in a coma,
Unique flags, like blind bitches with melanoma,
College fuck, a girl from Oklahoma,

Got my head on straight like Athlone McGinnis,
Polish girl last night paid for pizza and Guinness,
Gonna tear that shit up, with God as my witness,
Damn I'm glad I worked on my cardio fitness,

Even though I know I’m in it to win it,
I can hit a bitch and just as fast I quit it,
We all know, it’s the journey within it,
Learning from the forum, I say it’s legit,
Improving our game, bit by bit by bit,
Screwing hoes and feminists until in half they split,
The name is Wald, Walderschmidt.

Post: #12

As a youngin I had no love for them hoes
I threw dead birds at the fat red head girls nose then threw rocks at my foes
And then struck a pose
I was mean, they called me G,but I was without a manifesto
Hyperactive,non attractive like a toddler on expresso
I will not rest though

The inspiration inside me runs deep
I plan to make it.
Even if I have to loose sleep

Post: #13

Yo, its Western Cancer. spittin venom with the best of 'em.
Been around the block, bangin your sister and her best friends.
Don't believe me? Let me show you life through my lens.

I keep my hoes in check, never let them get the best of me
don't even have to challenge their solipsistic tendencies.

I get them hamsters spinning
and for peace of mind I give 'em a piece of mine.

I'm a fearless raw-dogger , up inside your daughter.
Any time I oughta I flow like water.

Give me 2 hours on a first date and I'll excecute the recipe.
Have them girls wondering "how'd he get the best of me?"

Day game like im grandpa simpson,
I best them other pimps in it, no question.

get them asian girls fiendin like they leanin.
I know the equation so they treat me like a supreme being.

Spit quicker than fat bitches to free food.
You know how it is, they in my room, only minutes to denude.

Post: #14

Ay yo uh yeah uh yo yo yo here we go yeah yeah yeah aight lemme get in the zone uh uh yeah uh huh aight

AY YO Im quick with my dick and cum in record time.

Bitches call me Donkey Kong when I slap their BEhind!

Like gucci mane and Jeezy I flip chickens real easy taekwondo heel kick you in the stomach and make you queazy

ACV down my throat makes me want to eat bars of soap and the coconut oil in my hair creates a glare.

But I swear on my mothers shitzu when I put baking soda on my balls I almost copped a Ginsu.

I don't look like him but like Kirk Cameron Ill fucking kill you.

Post: #15

Her mom caught me fuckin her daughter at 8 in the morning
Told me its ok, ill cook you breakfast before i leave,you must be her boyfriend

-How old are you?, do you know that she's 14.
Just cause she's 6 foot tall doesnt mean she not to young for a porkin..
She said she was 18, I made her sign consent papers for safety
Cant have chicks talking to police saying "He Raped Me!"

Big tits on the chicks was something I couldnt resist.
Fucked her again behind the castle where nazis use to slit jews wrist.

Moral of the story, yea she can crawl out the pin,
just because she's out at 3am, with a bottle of gin,doesnt mean she can not sin and she's not still a virgin

Post: #16

I read kickboxer's in ODB's voice. Works!

Post: #17

Comin' at ya from China, the divine son, girl look behind ya cause I'ma grind ya.

Watch ya step wack hater, game deflater, your girl sees me she's gonna tell you 'later!', it's wild, I made my bones with those T.O drones, swoop 'em from Proof before I take 'em home, my dick making they screams bounce off the wall, and when we chillin' I tell them I'll call, and I won't; I'm about hoes and money, but honey, my money ain't your money, so as soon as you act funny you off the team, ho, spittin' to a beat from Primo.

I'm lookin' for poosy paradise, Goose and ice, place where a cool guy gets girls mad fly who ain't on about their phone's terabytes. That shit salts me up like a Margarita, ooh, check little Chinese honey, I roll to her and say 'Ni hao! Nice to meet ya'.

I gotta get to work, I'll try to post more later.

Post: #18

Ain't exactly rap because I don't like 99% of it, but I did feel inspired to rework a song that I like. I write lots of poetry, but usually in Croatian, so bear with me if there are any mistakes in rhyme:

Out of the pussy that covers my dick,
From pole to head soaking my stick,
I thank PUAs all the same
For my unconquerable Game.

In the fell clutch of sluts
I have not winced nor cried aloud.
Under the bludgeonings of breakups
My self-esteem is shaken, but unbowed.

Beyond this land of dry spells,
Looms but the oasis of getting laid,
And so the menace of the years
Finds and shall find me unafraid.

It matters not how bad the demographics,
How charged with cockblocks the scroll,
I am the master of gaming skills:
I am the captain of my soul.

- Indicktus

Post: #19

Man we need some slow jam freestyles up in this bitch. You know some of dat good ol Kid Cudi singing shit. Gotta let the females know we can sing to.

Yeah. Take my shirt off so I can look sexy to this R&B beat.
Uh it's Rizzy

I love you
You love me
Let's get together and smoke some weed
With a couple of hits
We'll get higher than the moon
Won't you say you love me too

Oh girllll I love you
And you know its trueeee
Oh yeah yeah yeah

You got 50 dicks in your mouth but it's okay
When the members of the forum bang you
I'll walk away.
Oh yeahh yeah yeah
Oh yeah yeah yeahh

This is that beta music. (Oh baby)
This is that beta music (Oh yeah yeah yeah)
They make fun of me cause my singing voice sounds like Drake
I'll buy you Gucci bags I won't tell you that they fake. (Yeah)

Cause I'm Beta (Yeah)
Fuck it I'm Beta

Post: #20

Thru the mid-east fire, place where shit's dire
Comes some real-speak by one called Technics

From which land comes this talent so damn precocious?
Three hints: Its Muslim, reviled n some say ferocious

Grabbed a new lingo, maybe two times or thrice
No prob, playboy hajis assimilate real nice.

Came up real tough, learned hard thru the system
Now he's bangin' em dirty like a diesel engine piston

Dropped in the shit, The Tech learned real fast
Now they beggin' for topsail schooner, that Iranian mast

Technics like his girls respectful and meak
Above all, don’t utter a peep till permission to speak

Always spread seed from Paris, Beirut to Tehran
Feed honeys in need, custom suited up, sometimes the Teflon

He might jump from a forum RVF to Nomads
Keep connects global: oil habibis, frat boys, to Irish Lads

Yea I get homesick, but just grab the old phone,
10 seconds in the snatch, Technics right back at home.


Tech got soul, like Tony Robbins, and always keep a goal
Money, beezies, travel or crushin' an indian race troll

Feminazi cows roll up, they got somethin’ to prove
Technics juke left, then right like a smooth Barry Sanders spin move

See me in the club, im approachable—TRUE
Just bring Amy and Fernanda cuz Technics require at least two.

Post: #21

I’m a player
Runnin through bitches like toilet paper

Keepin it real on RVF
Know the game like an NBA reff

Kickin hoes to the curb
in the cut rollin up herb

Scouring the earth for somethin to poke
Like Eric b and Rakim I aint no joke

Callin out marks with fake data sheets
Been in more dirt than Jeter’s cleats

From rio to bangok
We got shit on lock

Post: #22

Yo Roosh, drop the beat: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZrWjD5ZorYM

Uhh...uhh...ya boys flow Stone Cold, beat in a headlock
can you point me to the nearest pet shop?

I'm in this thread inspired by Tuth and Canibus
shakin off the rust, these motha fuckas is amatchas
bitches say I'm scandalous
make 'em take the bus after I bust
the fuck's the fuss?
there was never an "us"

me and Moma spittin that ill linguistic
but no Corona for ya boy I'm sippin on Guinness
that black velvet, breakin records
bruh I'm bout my bidness
and I'm benchin 500 with the lyrical fitness

Enigmatic, my pen's sporadic
faggot, you can't hack it
leave you blue black feedin maggots
the ratchet, concealed
when pulled leave your cap peeled
your girl squealed like back wheels
now how the fuck does that feel?

Post: #23

First Freestyle Ever

Crank up my stereo, got my green rolled
Post in moma's thread, ready to let go
After a day of makin' my bank grow
I'm chasin' hoes up in my area code

Denim on, rock my Panthers jersey
Wonder how often I strike out, not very
My game is pro, logistics tight
Go out, get buck wild at night

You busy hatin', I'm busy makin'
Meetin' girls and money rakin'
Say I'm a fluke, got just one trick
You got no game, need to fix it

Post: #24

I'm cocky at face value, plus I'm cocky with words,
pulling my dick out, like: "bitch you can talk to this first,"
And she slobbers it now, with the sloppiest sounds,
trying be emotional, but there's a cock in her mouth,
Trying to build connections like my erection'll thicken,
to any chick'who's just getting fucked and stripped on her linens...

That's rude,

So I'll give her my gentleman thoughts,
like "I like your mouth, now get this gentleman off,"
Ok, I guess I should say some gentleman shit,
like "I bet you're not that lame, now get on this dick"

Fuck it.

I'm cocky rude, kinda rotten, talking crude,
some stupid raps about how I have some cock for you,
I love a chick who's mouth is suited for sucking dick,
plus "I love you" and cock, are the only things that touch her lips.

A slightly misogynistic freestyle for gentlemen of all calibers.

Post: #25

I'm from Philadelphia, so here goes:

Played to the tune of The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air


Now this is the forum post all about how
My beta life got flipped, turned upside down
And I’d like to take a minute so just Red Pill G
I’ll tell you how I became a member of a forum called RooshV

On RooshVForum.com born and raised
On the gaming threads is where I spent most of my days
Day-gaming and night-gaming like a rockstar
And terrorizing hamsters outside of the bar
When a Indian Race Troll who was up to no good,
Starting making trouble in our gangster-hood
I got in one little flame war but Uncle Roosh had zen
And Tuth said “You’re moving with your auntie and uncle in NN”

I whistled for a 10 and when she came near
G Manifesto was “fresh” and custom-suited in the mirror
If anything I could wish that my Spanish was ‘illa,
But I thought, man fuck it stay away from bridezilla

I pulled up to a pet store about seven or eight
And I yelled to mangina “Yo herb, smell you later”
Packing on baking soda I was finally free
To mack on my lizards as an alpha of RooshV