Post: #26

Had a Thai girl, who is actually a school teacher at an international school and not some hoodrat/club whore, jack me for cash this morning while I was sleeping. Fuckin bitches got no respect.

Post: #27

Once, I was helping a girl brush-up n her driving for her G-license (I was 25, she was 20). She was doing okay at first...until she lost focus and swerved onto the shoulder and took out a mailbox. Total damage was like $300...but this girl was one of the (increasingly) rare decent ones; she attacked my dick as soon as we got home and I was paid back within the month. I concur with Mechanico; the car is frequently dissed; everything from leaving garbage behind to switching out my radio-presets to stinking it up with obnoxious body mist has been done by girls in my car.

I was once rocking a game of Wii Bowling with a girl (back when Wii was a panty-dropper) and the girl let the remote slip out of her hand and head straight for my LCD...didn't break it, but that would have been a $800 hit if she did.

Having had girls break plates, AC units, cups, glasses, knives, DVDs and video games, you want to know what I blame? Poor co-ordination and slow reaction time. It's the same reason men are better at sports than women are.

Post: #28

I once had a chick douse my $100 M:TG deck with rum and coke. My friend and I shuffled and cut our decks and decided to go out for a smoke. My ex told everyone to stay away from the table because if my deck go ruined I was going to go apeshit. Sure enough, this vapid cunt not only put her drink on the table, but knocked it over. People were afraid to go near me for the next hour or so. She paid for the new cards, but I obviously had a shit tournament that weekend.

My ex broke 5 glass pipes during my time with her (just about 3 years). They were paid with her money so I just made fun of her for being clumsy. I have been smoking for close to 10 years, and I have never broken a piece.

Post: #29

Girls are naturally clumsy and are used to men fixing whatever problems they create.

You ever looked at a woman's finances?

She can be broke, but know some guy will fix it for her.

When that fails, there's always the government.

Post: #30

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Post: #31

When they are not breaking your shit....then they are using and losing your stuff, or forgetting to give things back they "borrowed" from you.



Never lend a girl anything you don't want to lose.

Post: #32

I don't think this necessarily has to do with her disrespecting your stuff. Girls these days are just fucking clumsy. They lose, drop and forget stuffs all the time, not just your stuff. Literrally 8 out of 10 girls with a smart phone will have a broken screen. Working and studying with women my entire life up till now I've learned that this generation's female would drop her own ass on the ground if it wasn't glued on her. Bitches even forgot their passport going to the airport and that's getting even more common.

Both my exes and my girl has dropped and broke stuff, but they always apologized and paid for that. I just make sure to keep everything that says "keep out of reach of children" out of their reach.

Oh yeah, talking about teaching girls to shoot....

Post: #33

It's nesting behavior for Millenials. The generations that preceded them made themselves useful (cooking, decorating, etc.) Millenials just know consume and destroy.

Post: #34

Some ancient threads getting bumped today. I share Tuths' pet peeve. I cant stand when a girl gets in my passenger seat and tries to put her grungy feet on my leather and wood grain dashboard. I clear that behavior up immediately: "Bitch, you lost your mind? Get those ashy hoofs of my dashboard" Otherwise I back up to the spot she got in at and tell her to get out. Women rarely buy new cars (others do that for them) so they don't know how to respect and appreciate a valuable asset like a car.

Post: #35

American birds have no domestic skills anymore either. How many girls now openly brag about not knowing how to cook?

Post: #36

(05-25-2016 03:35 PM)eatthishomie Wrote:  American birds have no domestic skills anymore either. How many girls now openly brag about not knowing how to cook?

When women say this to me my answer is this:
"You are proud of that?"
Frown my face and suck my teeth as a measure of disgust.
That's akin to saying "I would die if I was locked in a fully functional kitchen with a freezer full of food, a pantry full of non perishables and every necessary tool imaginable because I am just that stupid!"
These bisses is inevitably overweight, skinny fat, or are just young with good genes and the SAD hasn't kicked in yet.
NEXT!
Or ask them: Since you don't cook, other than fracking and cleaning, what else are you going to do for me?

AAJ

Post: #37

It's ok to swear. Bisses and fracking? Sounds like you're looking for oil.