Post: #26

Great ass on the pic above. Where did you get it? I always wanted a round ass.

How do you tell if the German will fuck you or not quite quickly? Do they give any indications?

Post: #27

(06-01-2012 07:35 AM)buenosaires Wrote:  

That's just about as perfect as an ass gets

Post: #28

I think your experience depends on the area you have your hotel in. if you are in shagaluf you will meet Brits, in Arenal mostly/only German/Austrian. Getting shitfaced is the goal of everyone there, if you want you can get your German flag there with ease.

Titos: Nothing special, when I was there. Some bizarre strip/dance show at that evening. But some fine local talent, Spanish is mandatory.

Post: #29

Anyone been to the island's east and northern coasts and have tips?
Most of this data centers on Palma and surroundings (Arenal, Shagaluf)
I'm hopefully, planning a month's stay this year.

Post: #30

(01-14-2013 01:11 AM)void Wrote:  I think your experience depends on the area you have your hotel in. if you are in shagaluf you will meet Brits, in Arenal mostly/only German/Austrian. Getting shitfaced is the goal of everyone there, if you want you can get your German flag there with ease.

Titos: Nothing special, when I was there. Some bizarre strip/dance show at that evening. But some fine local talent, Spanish is mandatory.

Loads of tourists get ferried to Titos

Post: #31

(01-26-2013 09:02 AM)Don Pelayo Wrote:  Anyone been to the island's east and northern coasts and have tips?
Most of this data centers on Palma and surroundings (Arenal, Shagaluf)
I'm hopefully, planning a month's stay this year.

Yes if you have a wife and 2 children perfect.
If you are chasing chicks and partying don't bother.

Post: #32

Bringing this thread back to life

I live in Mallorca for this summer. Anyone planning a visit?
Would be good to meet others.

Here main source of bangs are the tourists. Too many germans, sadly.

Post: #33

Gaucho, can you drop some recent data about the island? Is OP's write-up accurate?

How is it in comparison to Ibiza?

Post: #34

(05-01-2014 12:06 PM)Espresso Wrote:  Gaucho, can you drop some recent data about the island? Is OP's write-up accurate?

How is it in comparison to Ibiza?

There is a lot of things going on as it seems this tourism season will be record. Lots of cheap flights, bring girls from all over.

Foreign tourists (my appreciation)
50% German
30% British,
Polish, Russian, Italian, etc remaining 20%

I aim in that last 20%, which I like best.
German girls are so aplenty that ONS with them happens too.

VS Ibiza

I have been once to Ibiza last year, and in October, when the season was already pretty much over. I liked very much the place.

From my friend that worked the whole last summer there its:
More expensive, more exclusive, more drugs, more electro music vibe.
Its more of a party place for the rich.

I will likely go this summer to visit. If people are coming let me know maybe we can arrange something.

Post: #35

^^ I should be in Europe later in the summer, and want to check out Mallorca this time. Not 100% sure I can make it but hopefully will. Was in Ibiza 2 years ago, was awesome.

Post: #36

I've been to Magaluf and El Arenal and all the previous data from this thread is pretty accurate on these places

El Arenal =Mostly German go there if you want to get drunk get your german flag
Magaluf= very de facto segregated in regards to where people drink i.e. specific bars that cater for Swedish people and specific bars that cater for Brits etc.

Even though there were a lot of Norwegians in our hotel who were pretty cool guys

Post: #37

Hard to make Mallorca attractive in terms of picking up women really.

The local girls ARE BEAUTIFUL. Excellent ass and face. But of course they are practically unreachable. Very conservative, social circle oriented. Specially when they are here in their island. Abroad I bet is a different place.

I wish there where more Scandi tourists!
More and more coming but nothing to compare with the amount of German and English....puajjj!

Post: #38

Wondering, whether should I come to Mallorca or some Greek Islands this holidays

Of course, hoping to get some Scandi girls, British are scaring me away

Post: #39

(05-03-2014 02:30 PM)Booyah Wrote:  Wondering, whether should I come to Mallorca or some Greek Islands this holidays

Of course, hoping to get some Scandi girls, British are scaring me away

Honest advice:
Even though I do not know Greece, I would ask Greek Kamaki where to go and hit some of those Greek Islands.

Post: #40

(05-04-2014 10:52 AM)GauchoNomade Wrote:  

(05-03-2014 02:30 PM)Booyah Wrote:  Wondering, whether should I come to Mallorca or some Greek Islands this holidays

Of course, hoping to get some Scandi girls, British are scaring me away

Honest advice:
Even though I do not know Greece, I would ask Greek Kamaki where to go and hit some of those Greek Islands.

Greek islands thread: /thread-10401.html. I don't know anyone who's been to both though and could compare directly. I'm kind of in a similar boat between Mallorca/some Greek Islands/Aiya Napa in Cyprus. I suspect Aiya Napa will be more of a shit show full of Brits.

Post: #41

Now Mallorca got more interesting with the mamading. Maybe has an edge

Post: #42

(07-03-2014 03:54 AM)GauchoNomade Wrote:  Now Mallorca got more interesting with the mamading. Maybe has an edge

Yeah. I've always passed on the opportunities to go on one of the typical British lads' holidays to a Mediterranean island.

I think it would be a laugh, actually. I've started to develop a bit of a weird liking for chavvy girls in the last year.

Post: #43

(07-03-2014 03:54 AM)GauchoNomade Wrote:  Now Mallorca got more interesting with the mamading. Maybe has an edge

Had to look up what that was. Damn haha.

Post: #44

Bringing this thread back to life.

I'm thinking to go to Valencia and then Mallorca. Did anyone visit it recently and how is it for vacation? Thinking to go for 5 days, would that be enough to see it all?

And, is there a ferry from Valencia to Mallorca?

Post: #45

Just booked a ticket to Mallorca. Hopefully, it'll be worth it.

Is it worth to rent a car and go to different part of the island but should I just stay at Palma de Mallorca?

Post: #46

What period are you going, Rossi? Will end of September still be good in terms of nightlife?

Post: #47

I just got back from Mallorca yesterday actually. I spent 15 days in Spain and I stayed in Mallorca for 5 days.

Post: #48

How about your impression? Will you drop a datasheet? I am organizing a long weekend in September, but I hope to find a more sofisticated atmosphere and not being surrounded by German and British staggers.

Post: #49

I went to mallorca 2- 3 years ago

Basically , i went to Magaluf , i find myselef every night taking the bus to Mallorca .

Magaluf : 30% italians , 50% UK , and the rest Local or various tourists. OMG Magaluf was a cokfest with high bitch shield and racist young english girls, they only hang with british people that's it.

Went to mallorca , was way better , Ratio OK ,lots of germans , was making out with a solid 8 young german girl all night long. Couldnt close because of logitstic ( our appartement was in magaluf)

Post: #50

(07-07-2017 09:57 AM)casa-nostra Wrote:  I went to mallorca 2- 3 years ago

Basically , i went to Magaluf , i find myselef every night taking the bus to Mallorca .

Magaluf : 30% italians , 50% UK , and the rest Local or various tourists. OMG Magaluf was a cokfest with high bitch shield and racist young english girls, they only hang with british people that's it.

Italians womens were more freindly , they always thought that me and my bodies were italians ( as i have Tunisian origin , we kind have same look)

Went to mallorca , was way better , Ratio OK ,lots of germans , was making out with a solid 8 young german girl all night long. Couldnt close because of logitstic ( our appartement was in magaluf)