HighSpeed_LowDrag
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RE: Your Fastest Lays & Same Night Lays
Looking back through my entries in the I-Just-Had-Sex thread, my fastest pull is 15 min.
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Quote:She was a half-Latino, half-Filipino 5/10 who was my last approach of the night. (As in, I got shot down in all my previous approaches and decided if this one didn't work out, I was heading home.) She was a bit chubbier than I had expected with the cocktail dress she had on, but by the time I realized she was already inside my apartment and I decided to go for it. It's not the worst chick I've banged, but it certainly won't be one for the memory vault.
Time from approach to fucking was inside of 15 minutes - including walking from the club to my apartment. This is, by far, the fastest pull I've ever made.
She wanted me to blow inside her, of all things. (Lol nope.)
Afterwards I got to listen to the comedy show of her arguing with her friend who was trying to find her back at the club (since the chick I banged had her friends' wallet.) Now that was entertaining. 
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BlackUniform
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RE: Your Fastest Lays & Same Night Lays
Remember a year and a half ago. My friend at the bar was talking to some chick, they were two so I told her really fat friend that I like to shoot dogs with a BB gun in the eye (not true) after she said that she really loves dogs. But overall was not motivated to help him there much and I thought that he is trying just to do some warm up approaches.
After some time I saw the girl that he spoke to (short slim redhead with glasses, kind of nerdy sexy type), she was dancing alone at the corner of the dance floor and had a really slut like face so I approached, the dancing got dirty immediately, I saw that she is a whore, I pulled her skirt up and bit her ass. After 5-15 min I pulled her out of the club we went around the corner, I started to make out with her, pulled out my dick and she told me "I am on my period so I don't know what you are trying" and I replied "I dont care.". So she sucked my dick for a moment, I pulled the tampon out and started to fuck her from behind, I think that during that short period about 2 people passed us like 2m distance. She went pretty hard, wanted me to slap her ass and stuff, I asked her if she is taking something and she said that she does, so I filled her up, she just went "you fucker" and I left. I assume that the sex happened after 15-30 min, not more for sure.
Oh and she told me that she is a single mother and had a dragon from TES 5 : Skyrim tattooed on her leg so that explains everything.
(This post was last modified: 01-12-2017 11:00 AM by BlackUniform.)
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XXL
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RE: Your Fastest Lays & Same Night Lays
My quickest were something around 15-20 minutes of face to face interaction.
Usually I was having fun with my crew at house parties or somewhere on our own and then we went out around 1-2 am. We didn't even want to "game" girls, we're just in super fun mood already and went out to have more blast. Now that state when you're just happy in the moment and do not give a shit.
We were pretty much trolling girls, making fun of them more than actually talking or trying anything, making stupid bets, etc. Then of course I stumbled upon DTF ones and that was pretty much it.
Common situation was..
I caught eye contact with a chick, I showed her that heart hand gesture, went in, said "see this? I'm in love, you're gorgeous girl, lets go make sweet love now, you will fall for me too". She said something back. I was just standing by what I said before, persisting with confidence, or telling her she wants the same thing [I had no idea if she wanted], and playfully/sexually convincing we should go. After few minutes of that kind of a banter she said or showed some sort of green light and off we went.
Just like I described HERE
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Hypno
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RE: Your Fastest Lays & Same Night Lays
5 min.
this is going to sound like trolling, but its a true story and a fools mate as Neil Straus would say, so not really anything to brag about in my opinion. long time ago, when i lived in New York City, i was at a bar watching the sunday night NFL game. spent most of the 2nd half chatting up a 7. Game is almost over, I get her number, she's leaving and I'm waiting for the check. Slutty looking 8 walks in. I look her up and down aggressively. She comes over to me and says, I need a man to fuck me tonight. I told her, "I live a block and half away." that was the full extent of our conversation, so you could call it 20 seconds if you want. I throw down some cash and we are back to my place in 5 min. Screwed all night long, lots of variety, etc. She's leaving in the morning and she shows me a yellow page ad with her photo on it under escorts. She asked me for cab fare but all i had wa $7, lol. Now, how did this happen? I have no ideal. I'm not bad looking, but I don't think in this case I can take credit for anything. Did someone else pay her? I don't see why. I had a moderately prestigious job but I don't know why someone would have paid for all night service for me, and no one ever took credit. Anyway, I certainly got my moneys worth, lol. There was always crazy stuff happening to you in NY when you live there - not always like this, but crazy nonetheless.
(This post was last modified: 01-13-2017 01:29 PM by Hypno.)
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Palo_alto
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RE: Your Fastest Lays & Same Night Lays
My quickest lay was a crazy Tinder pharmacist girl. Face of a 5, body of a 7.
We match at 11am, after 5 minute bullshit talk, she tells me she can take 1 hour lunch break at 1pm at come to my place (I lived 3 blocks away from the pharmacy she worked at). I had a small flu so I told her to bring me free medicine.
I jump in the shower at 12:45, just when I hoped in, she rings the bell. I opened the door with a towel on my waist and all wet from the shower (At that time I was pretty damn shredded).
I opened the door, she literally jump on top of me. We were banging literally 5 minutes after I opened the door. She wanted to BANG without a rubber. Jesus I am glad I had condoms in every room in my house. Anyway, After I finish, she started talking to me about her cheating boyfriend and she just needed a good lay to get it over with.
We banged 3 times, then she had to go back to work.
Bitch stole one of my apples and left a shitty cooper ring on my nightstand, which I still keep as a reminder of how easy sex is this days. After she left, she deleted my number and block me on tinder. Never heard from her again.
I guess she is coming back to the cheating boyfriend haha
The harder you practice, the luckier you get.
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