Post: #26

(05-09-2012 03:44 PM)Caligula Wrote:  I found that speaking Spanish DECREASES your chances of banging models in Medellin. To really stand out, stick to English - even if you speak fluent Spanish!

In a pinch, try just pronouncing your English with a strong Spanish accent and speak extra loud for extra Alpha points. They love it!

This is an interesting point you make. I have recently found out the same thing: girls like you to be the foreigner because that is what they are looking for. Knowing a few words of Spanish but not too many has a lubrificating effect on many chicks. Speaking too well or too much may become exhausting for both yourself and the girl you are gaming

Post: #27

(05-09-2012 03:14 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  There's been a lot of talk here lately about getting with models here in the states. I'm going to share my easy 3 step plan to fast track banging the lovely models of Medellin.

1st. Go to Colombia and get a hotel room in Medellin. Nothing fancy just any place. You could look on Medellin Craigslist and possibly find a roommate if your funds are low.

2nd. Get yourself some bling. Fake Rolex, Chains, Jesus medallion etc. Try to dress like A pro basketball player in the states. They love this.

3rd. Hit all the American chain places. Hardrock, Hooters etc. Get the word out that you're looking to start an agency. Have business cards that state so.

At this point all you have to do is sit back and wait. Hold your "interviews" in an American friendly place. Tell each girl that you want to fuck that you want to hire them as a recruiter/assistant. Take her back to your place and bang away. Rinse/repeat.


This is average quality following my steps that you can expect daily

That sounds like some kind of Benny Hill comedy Sketch. I can't tell if you are joking or not?

Post: #28

(05-09-2012 03:44 PM)Caligula Wrote:  I found that speaking Spanish DECREASES your chances of banging models in Medellin. To really stand out, stick to English - even if you speak fluent Spanish!

In a pinch, try just pronouncing your English with a strong Spanish accent and speak extra loud for extra Alpha points. They love it!

Indeed, the only Spanish you should be sticking too (and should really consider doing so) is "Yo no hablar Español".

Don't be surprised if your flake rate goes up another 20% if you want show off.

Post: #29

Mech, pretty good list you've got there, but you missed a couple:

Talk extensively about your job
There's nothing sexier to Latinas than a gringo who has a steady 9-5er back in the states. Especially if it's in the technology sector. Lead her on in fantasies of setting up LAN networks and building servers, and how these will improve the infrastructure in her hometown. She'll be leaving snail trails with the amount of pussy juice running down her leg!

Don't call her pretty or beautiful, call her HOT
There's nothing Latinas appreciate more than sincerity, and if you aren't effusive enough in your physical compliments, she might take it the wrong way. In order to go from friend zone or her thinking you're gay, you need to make some NOISE. Get in her face with, "DAMN girl you are BANGIN'. There better be an ICE MACHINE nearby 'cause you are BURNIN UP." If she doesn't get on her knees right then and there she's probably deaf.

Post: #30

Don't forget to tell her that you're going to "rescue" her.

Post: #31

Richie, I don't roll like a traditional tourist. You want to do this? This is how it's done.

Here's another tip..After you bang your "assistant" you make her contact the agencies looking for models for you. When you interview the next one tell her you need to replace your assistant and it pays X because she's stealing clients. Then you bang her and do it over. So you only have to hunt down the first batch of girls which only takes one day. The girls do the rest of the work.

Post: #32

el mechanico, What would you say to a girl who refuses to have sex with you in order to become a model?

Post: #33

You guys are making this way too complicated. Just wear the following shirt and stand in the middle of Parque Lleras. Thank me later..



If you're not banging models within the hour then just cut off your dick.

Post: #34

(05-09-2012 06:29 PM)pabloeurolatin Wrote:  el mechanico, What would you say to a girl who refuses to have sex with you in order to become a model?

I'm hiring models as assistant recruiters. My american agency has a facebook that says we're opening in Colombia and casting for Disney. Looking for a new Latin Princessa. Global shit.

Post: #35

This is a truly Globally Ballerific thread. I wonder if there's a way Roosh can put this in the Invite-Only Private Forum (for those guys who have been asked to join).

I know it's a new thread, but if you don't protect this data, it's going to get flooded quickly!

Post: #36

(05-09-2012 06:32 PM)Roosh Wrote:  You guys are making this way too complicated. Just wear the following shirt and stand in the middle of Parque Lleras. Thank me later..



If you're not banging models within the hour then just cut off your dick.

Do you think that shirt would help me pick up in the Darien Gap? Just wondering, even though I know Poosy Paradise= 1st tier city.

Post: #37

(05-09-2012 06:40 PM)Tuthmosis Wrote:  This is a truly Globally Ballerific thread. I wonder if there's a way Roosh can put this in the Invite-Only Private Forum (for those guys who have been asked to join).

I know it's a new thread, but if you don't protect this data, it's going to get flooded quickly!

Yeah players, let's continue the conversation over on the Private Forum. This thread has too much of the kind of information that will quickly stop working if too many guys see it.

Post: #38

(05-09-2012 07:27 PM)Caligula Wrote:  

(05-09-2012 06:40 PM)Tuthmosis Wrote:  This is a truly Globally Ballerific thread. I wonder if there's a way Roosh can put this in the Invite-Only Private Forum (for those guys who have been asked to join).

I know it's a new thread, but if you don't protect this data, it's going to get flooded quickly!

Yeah players, let's continue the conversation over on the Private Forum. This thread has too much of the kind of information that will quickly stop working if too many guys see it.

Done. For an invite PM Tuthmosis, he set it up.

Post: #39

(05-09-2012 06:06 PM)houston Wrote:  Is it true that intelligence is actually more important to them than looks and money??

It's true but what is even more true is that they value foreignship. Show them any passport that is non Colombian - Haitian, American, Canadian, British - as a matter of fact, one lizard let me put my non Colombian passport book between her bum cheeks and she made it clap while I hit it from the back.

Memorable experience.

Post: #40

(05-09-2012 07:47 PM)Moma Wrote:  

(05-09-2012 06:06 PM)houston Wrote:  Is it true that intelligence is actually more important to them than looks and money??

It's true but what is even more true is that they value foreignship. Show them any passport that is non Colombian - Haitian, American, Canadian, British - as a matter of fact, one lizard let me put my non Colombian passport book between her bum cheeks and she made it clap while I hit it from the back.

Memorable experience.

Goddamn Moma you got three passports!!! How can you handle the load down there???

Post: #41

Game>Fame

Post: #42

(05-09-2012 07:51 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  

(05-09-2012 07:47 PM)Moma Wrote:  

(05-09-2012 06:06 PM)houston Wrote:  Is it true that intelligence is actually more important to them than looks and money??

It's true but what is even more true is that they value foreignship. Show them any passport that is non Colombian - Haitian, American, Canadian, British - as a matter of fact, one lizard let me put my non Colombian passport book between her bum cheeks and she made it clap while I hit it from the back.

Memorable experience.

Goddamn Moma you got three passports!!! How can you handle the load down there???

I wrote down everything you told me over the phone, o wise Greek brother. It helped me greatly with multi tasking.

Post: #43

R5F is now numero uno google search "Medellin Supermodels" We need to lock this thread.

Post: #44

u guys are such dicks.

Post: #45

First I read that I thought El must be kidding.
But once I finished I can say it looks like some real bulletproof tight shit which simply cannot fail. Thanks El for sharing this gem with us!

The only thing which bothers me is this one though:

(05-09-2012 06:14 PM)FretDancer Wrote:  Indeed, the only Spanish you should be sticking too (and should really consider doing so) is "Yo no hablar Español".

I was told you need to say Quieres follar? to ask if she speaks English. Was I lied to?

Post: #46

Hmmm Columbia sounds interesting all of a sudden. I guess tall men will do well there?

If you are walking around with a fake rolex and other bling, are you not likely to get mugged?

Post: #47

el mech, do you think this kind of game would work in Argentina? I read in another thread that Argentine girls love black guys. I'm not black, but if I dress like a basketball player, act like a brotha as well, and run that fake agency game I should have round-assed girls like these lining up outside my hostel room, right?

Post: #48

THis thread is still a joke right?

Post: #49

(05-10-2012 04:42 AM)Richie Wrote:  THis thread is still a joke right?

I reckon so

Post: #50

Yesterday I was walking through Parque Lleras, hungover and disgusted with the sheer amount of girls I would have considered hot in the US throwing their pussy at me for speaking American. I finally saw a girl I would consider a 4.5 on my Medellin hotness scale, who looked like she would finally take part in my newest fetish video for $2. I went up to her and said to her "I am American, I have a passport, and I have $2." From here she followed my to my hostel bunk bed, where we went to my bed on the top bunk. We had a lot of filthy sex while all of my other hostel mates were partaking in the morning paisa slam. At one moment we were all in sync, with all of the bunk beds moving in one motion. Probably one of the most boring days I've had here in Medellin so far. I feel like I'm in some sort of Medellin Groundhogs day movie.

Here's the girl. Don't judge me.