Post: #1

Met a chick in the club. We made out and I used my standard routine to get her to my place.

Me: let’s go to my place. You will make something to eat for me. I am getting hungry. I have eggs, tomatoes, cheese, onion, I hope you won’t disappoint me and show some culinary creativity.

( in my experience this is the best way to get chick to your place. You sidetrack her attention from sex by challenging her to make you something to eat and expecting her to meet your culinary standards)

If she still has objections to go to your place like she did I come up with something like that:

Me:..and one more thing.. don’t expect us getting sex tonight. I am not so easy.

She: so what are we going to do?

Me: you mean after you made something delicious to eat? relax and listen to my music. I will show you what I listen to recently. I hope you have a good taste in music and enjoy this too.

She: ok.

So we are going to my place and she asks if I live alone. Of course I confirmed.

Now important note.

Before everybody thinks its lame and weird I need to make clear and I live in Poland. Polish economy is in terrible conditions and life is really tough here. So as much as it may sound strange for you who live in USA I still live with my mother due to economic reasons.

So I got her to my place. Made out a bit and she said if she can go to bathroom. I place myself comfortable on the couch and made sure I got my condoms with me.

Now what happened. She left the bedroom and fucking run away from my place….

I just call her: hey, where are you going? At this point she was already running down the stairs of the building.

What happened? Did she see my mother’s lipsticks and cosmetics? Probably. Possibly she thought those things belong to my wife.
I was left alone with fucking loaded gun….

Its first time ever happened. Usually when they found out that I was not living alone it was the morning and its water over the dam, i already fucked her.

Post: #2

@muzrupp77

Stop trolling this forum - You have already been banned before.

You have 15 posts and already started 9 useless threads. Most of your threads are borderline game denialism.

Start making some serious contributions in other posters threads before you flood us with crappy threads all the time.

Post: #3

Even if this wasn't a troll, keeping your place clean, orderly, and devoid of another female's presence (when living alone) is common sense.

Post: #4

(05-07-2012 04:31 AM)muzrub77 Wrote:  Met a chick in the club. We made out and I used my standard routine to get her to my place.

Me: let’s go to my place. You will make something to eat for me. I am getting hungry. I have eggs, tomatoes, cheese, onion, I hope you won’t disappoint me and show some culinary creativity.

( in my experience this is the best way to get chick to your place. You sidetrack her attention from sex by challenging her to make you something to eat and expecting her to meet your culinary standards)

If she still has objections to go to your place like she did I come up with something like that:

Me:..and one more thing.. don’t expect us getting sex tonight. I am not so easy.

She: so what are we going to do?

Me: you mean after you made something delicious to eat? relax and listen to my music. I will show you what I listen to recently. I hope you have a good taste in music and enjoy this too.

She: ok.

So we are going to my place and she asks if I live alone. Of course I confirmed.

Now important note.

Before everybody thinks its lame and weird I need to make clear and I live in Poland. Polish economy is in terrible conditions and life is really tough here. So as much as it may sound strange for you who live in USA I still live with my mother due to economic reasons.

So I got her to my place. Made out a bit and she said if she can go to bathroom. I place myself comfortable on the couch and made sure I got my condoms with me.

Now what happened. She left the bedroom and fucking run away from my place….

I just call her: hey, where are you going? At this point she was already running down the stairs of the building.

What happened? Did she see my mother’s lipsticks and cosmetics? Probably. Possibly she thought those things belong to my wife.
I was left alone with fucking loaded gun….

Its first time ever happened. Usually when they found out that I was not living alone it was the morning and its water over the dam, i already fucked her.

Were you going to fuck her on your mothers couch while your mom was in the bedroom? You sick bastard hah.

Post: #5

OK, so you live with your mother. But what was your mother's lipstick doing in your bedroom unless of course you share a bed with your mother as well.

Post: #6

Muzrub brings some trim home and it goes horribly wrong...

Post: #7

Not bedroom , I meant bathroom. I have my own room but there is only one bathrom in the flat.

Post: #8

Quote:So we are going to my place and she asks if I live alone. Of course I confirmed.

I think it's obvious. She went to the bathroom, snooped around your house, found out you lived with your mom and left.

What, did you think women were nice?

Post: #9

http://www.rooshv.com/getting-laid-while...s-basement

Post: #10

Yeah, living with your mother is definitely a hard sell. You should have tried to convince the girl that the lipstick and makeup were yours for when you go out on the town, as it were. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Post: #11

(05-07-2012 04:40 AM)Neil Skywalker Wrote:  @muzrupp77

Stop trolling this forum - You have already been banned before.

You have 15 posts and already started 9 useless threads. Most of your threads are borderline game denialism.

Start making some serious contributions in other posters threads before you flood us with crappy threads all the time.

trolll or not... pretty fuckin entertaining lol