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RE: What's the funniest pick up line you ever used ?
Once I asked:"How did you pass face control?"
05-03-2012 04:02 PM
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RE: What's the funniest pick up line you ever used ?
Which do you think is better, thug luvin or gangsta luvin.

LOL a classic from the Game. Got me laid tho Smile
05-03-2012 10:30 PM
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" I suffer from amnesia,do I come here often?"
05-04-2012 09:06 AM
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Shall we shag now or shag later
05-09-2012 03:04 AM
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RE: What's the funniest pick up line you ever used ?
I haven't used this yet, but the funniest pick up line would have to be:

"Do you want to see my diarrhea."
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05-09-2012 04:43 AM
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RE: What's the funniest pick up line you ever used ?
(05-03-2012 04:02 PM)Greek kamaki Wrote:  Once I asked:"How did you pass face control?"

Ouch!

"Nice shoes, wanna fuck?"

and "You know ying-yang tattoo's are really cliche, right?"
05-09-2012 06:53 AM
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RE: What's the funniest pick up line you ever used ?
Me: What has a 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk?
Slut: What?
Me: My Zipper.

An oldy but a goody.
It's not the face you fuck. It's the fuck you are facing.
05-09-2012 10:24 AM
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RE: What's the funniest pick up line you ever used ?
(05-01-2012 01:37 PM)Riker Wrote:  This girl opened me at a bar basically and the second thing she asked was what I did for a living. I told her I stay home and jack off all day and she loved it, gave me a high five, and we kept talking for a long time.

That's a good one...or you could say you only play videogames all day long and use cocaine just to stay awake...next time i will try this one. No matter what the outcome will be
05-09-2012 01:00 PM
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