Post: #26

Great thread. Maybe she is pregnant, maybe it is yours, maybe she won't have a miscarriage (real or imagined), maybe she won't have an abortion unless you pay.

Probability she won't have your kid if you do nothing: 90%.
Probability she won't have your kid if you give her $500: 91%.
Probability she won't have your kid if you drive her to the clinic: 100%.

So you increase the probability of the desired outcome by 1% if you pay, and by 10% if you drive. That gas money is a good investment.

Post: #27

She can get the abortion for free at the clinic if she says she was raped.

Post: #28

(04-28-2012 04:35 PM)MidniteSpecial Wrote:  She can get the abortion for free at the clinic if she says she was raped.

Don't such cases have to be reported to the popo?

Post: #29

(04-28-2012 07:57 PM)Moma Wrote:  

(04-28-2012 04:35 PM)MidniteSpecial Wrote:  She can get the abortion for free at the clinic if she says she was raped.

Don't such cases have to be reported to the popo?

I'd imagine you gotta have some kind of paperwork. If not everyone would get a free abortion.

Aloha!

Post: #30

Kick the bitch down the stairs and be done with it.

Post: #31

This is just a crazy suggestion, and I'm not saying you should do this, but what if you tell her since it is supposedly your baby too that you want her to keep it! I certainly doubt she wants to deal with that sort of responsibility or have to explain what happened to her 'boyfriend that likes to buy her shit'. That'll get the damn hamster wheel going, then maybe she'll go and try to play her trick on someone with less desire to be a parent.

If she calls your bluff, just play it off by asking her how stupid she is and that you were obviously joking, you'd never want to raise a child with a stripper.

Post: #32

I'm sorry to hear that, dude. Like everyone before me has said, it's a small price to pay in the long-run. Just try to get some help from family and friends. She should pay at least half as well. Drive her there, and make sure it gets done.

Post: #33

@houston, do we have a problem?

Update on this please.

Post: #34

She hasn't texted me back since that day or answered calls. Not really sure what to do now. I'm guessing she already got someone to handle the business or she was lying about the whole thing and is still messing with me.

Post: #35

There has been no communication between us since that day. Now what? I knew the bitch was playing around.

Post: #36

Dude, you're lucky she wanted an abortion.

A lot of girls I know in my area get knocked up by mistake and thanks to a catholic upbringing are so anti-abortion they won't ever even consider it.

Post: #37

Communication is up again with us. I just threw out mechanico's idea to see what she says. I will split the cost with her and take her to the clinic myself to make sure she doesn't try anything sneaky if his plan backfires.

Edit - she said she doesn't want to go with my mom

Post: #38

not to mess with you... because most of us have been in a situation like this before. it's never fun. i empathize.

but. you don't know if she's found god or found some brand new morale compass under her clear heals. track that bitch down and confirm that she's handled it... offer to pay for it and to drive her to the clinic. tell her you got spooked and didn't mean to be so rude...play up the good old boy... "i'm just doing the right thing" fake concern. go beta.

drive that ho to the clinic. take a cash advance on your CC (whatever it takes) and make sure she gets rid of it.