(02-05-2014 03:21 PM)AneroidOcean Wrote:  

(02-05-2014 09:07 AM)BlurredLines Wrote:  1st threesome of 2014. Ex escort girl i've started banging bought along a 'friend' for the night. Mayhem ensued.

I'd think ex-escort means "only escorts occasionally for her really good clients" but no matter. Please start a thread and glean her mind for great ex-escort stories. There's gotta be some gold, eye-opening or at least entertaining shit in there.

Yep 100% no way she's given up entirely... she's a high end girl.. tall, slim, a dark and tanned high 8, but also surprisingly good company. I say surprisingly as most hot girls are only as interesting as they need to be... ie: not at all.

She now has a marketing business in London a client set her up with.. used to party all round the world while getting paid and got flown off to Dubai and the Caribbean for holidays with her clients. Says she's stopped escorting, but no doubt her Knightsbridge apartment doesn't pay it's own bills... and a startup marketing co. certainly doesn't...

I'm totally against p4p, have never and will never do it, for so so many reasons...
And talking to her and her friend from last night i reinforced my view.. but i can definitely understand why the girls do it. Fucking ridiculous what they make and the lifestyle they live, if they're hot enough then they don't have to deal with anyone except the rich and slightly more normal guys who pay big and treat them to all sorts. The only thing they could imagine better for a hot girl to do is what an ex GF now regular FB of mine has done.. latch onto a sugardaddy with a few hundred mil to splash about on his hot young toy.
If i wasn't already aware, it would be disturbing as much as eye opening. As it is now... i love it.

I'm glad i'm a man. As much as not having to lift a finger and having all the time and money to do everything and anything you could possibly want for the rest of your life sounds perfect, it also sounds like a journey straight to depression and worthlessness. But then being a man means we are wired not to be happy relying on someone else.

AO - good idea, i'll start a thread at some point, i already have some gold about how switched on women (pros, and 9's) see men.. and also plenty of fucked up stories. Let's just say it's scary how many high powered and/or very wealthy men seem to enjoy being dominated and humiliated by women. And will pay a fortune for the privilege. Grim.

(02-01-2014 09:44 PM)delicioustacos Wrote:  I woke up and I was taking her from behind like a savage. She was black, dark black. Tattoos. I popped into consciousness out of blackness and my dick was pushing into her tight pussy and she was moaning. Eat your heart out, Quantum Leap.

She had flaked on our OKCupid first date. I showed up at the bar on time. Ten minutes later got the text that she forgot. Before that another girl “had her car towed” 20 minutes before our date. Before that a Manic Pixie Dream Girl emailed me 15 minutes before our date: her friends were throwing her a surprise party. But she forgot to put the “o” in “.com” so I showed up and sat there forever like a jerkoff. Manic Pixie Dream Cunt.

She forgot. She was at a happy hour in Hollywood. It was implied that I might join her. But the sun had been down for a few hours so my BAC was at felony level. I needed to draw her back. I needed a miracle. I needed cocaine. My dealer had been deported to Honduras. There to be ventilated by death squads no doubt. Sorry Manny.

On a scale of 1 to 10, I texted, how good is your coke dealer.

11, she said.

Thirty minutes later I was walking two miles down Normandie from the 4 bus with my rent money in my pocket. She was cute. We got high. Stocked up at the liquor store. We coke talked about the state of race relations in America. Listened to Band of Horses youtube videos. Her laundry hamper was in the living room. Every time she went to take a piss I dug for her dirty panties. Sniffed them like they were an oxygen mask and I was trapped in the rubble of the World Trade Center. We’re not going to have sex, she said, as we smoked out the bathroom window. Fine. But I kept pawing at her. Pulling up her shirt and pulling down her pajama pants to look at her ass. Magnificent.

She had pills too. Percocets. The pills and wine won their battle with the coke when I was smearing tangerine scented massage oil in her ass crack. I woke up and I was fucking her. She got on top of me and she could move. The state of race relations in America was improving. Next date we’ll have dinner.

If you are not into that already I recommend you consider being a fiction writer. You could start with one titled: The state of race relations in Ameria - from a gaming perspective

(02-07-2014 09:22 AM)Doce Wrote:  If you are not into that already I recommend you consider being a fiction writer. You could start with one titled: The state of race relations in Ameria - from a gaming perspective

http://delicioustacos.com/

He's a very good writer and someday he'll write a book and if there is a god or at least some drunk fucker at the wheel to take pity on him, it'll sell quite a lot, or at least enough to get him out of the squalor into a decent high end apartment which he can then use to snort better blow off higher quality hooker's asses.

Banged an Asian milf who's a female friend of mine's mom.

She's always flirty with me and we were chatting the other night. I told her I was running to the gym, she asked me to send over a post workout pick. I did, she said it was shame that my shorts weren't a little lower.

This is how she usually talks, so I asked her to send me a body shot. She ended up sending me one of her bent over the bed in a thong.

Still nothing too abnormal. Later that night, like 2am, she asks me to come over and "cuddle" with her. I tell her to get to bed and I'll be over in the morning.

When I show up she gives me a hug and I grab her ass. Ten minutes later I've got her naked while I suck her pierced nipples and finger her.

After I start choking her she then asks if I want to take it upstairs. Turns out she has a bona fide sex dungeon. mirrored walls, slutty outfits, all that.

I ended up trying out some S&M stuff and then hit it from the back.

All in all it was a good Thursday morning.

OKCupid. Whitebread girl from the South somewhere. She'd flaked on a date once and I thought she would again. Texting that she was stuck in traffic in the rain and tired. But that turned into let's not go out, let's stay in and drink.

Some of the best sex of my life. We had a pheromonal thing going on. Like nature meant for us to breed. The smell of her armpits was intoxicating. I felt like an animal.

Now she's coming over to watch a movie. I better jerk off first so I don't blow her through a wall.

DT, never miss a chance to blow her through a wall if that's how you feel. Let it build.

Make her sit there and watch the movie and like any girl she'll get bored and start trying to blow you or do some stupid shit. Call her a stupid slut and tell her to control yourself. Then when the movie is over and she is out of her mind you reward her for good behavior by fucking the shit out of her.

10 2014


This has got to be the biggest sexual experience I've had.

Threw a party and bounced three girls back to my pad. On them was a girl I've been hooking up with for four years, the other was her friend, another was a girl from the party.

I had told my regular girl that I wanted a threesome. They were all messaging each other at the party. When we get back to my place my girl goes to work and takes off her shirt. We all massaging each. All the girls tits come out and I judged them.

I'm making out with one girl and have left had on another girls tit, right hand on the third girls tit.

Ended up ducking my regular's friend. The other girl seemed like she wanted but she's sort of seeing a friend of mine, and even though they have an open relation, she decided it wouldn't be a good idea.

I had three topless girls in my bed last night. Getting a blowjob from one while the others are making out. When I fucked the reg friend she was making out with re new girl.

New girl left when we all woke up. Got a tandem blow job from my reg and her friend after fucking my reg for a bit.

I'm exhausted and am going to sleep.

+1, #3 of 2014

As mentioned here, first of four i have lined up for the next few days. All of them through tinder, 3 of them come over to my place.

I know something was wrong with this one beforehand, and my assumptions were right: a bit of a SIF, not super fat but certainly more than her pictures. She has a pretty face and if she would lose some pounds she could actually be a 6.5-7. Alas.
I was doubting if I would do anything, but to be honest I felt like fucking and she had huge breasts and it's been quite a while since I had a girl with really big tits. Also, she was 13 years younger.

I did my usual thing: smooth music, wine, diner > couch > touching > kissing > bedroom.
Maybe worth mentioning as a fun fact: I made out with every girl I got into my house so far (since I started doing this, around the summer).

I'm now pretty sure that if they take the effort to come over they've already decided they're in for a makeout. Some did offcourse give LMR, so I haven't had sex with all of them even though I really try to push it as far as I can.

The girl tomorrow is a really pretty 8 in both face & body, 21 y/o, so I'm looking forward to it.

Good stuff, Tim. Any girl that comes over to your place for music and drinks is going to want to make out at some point for sure. I've had girls I know didn't really like me that much still make out with me on a first date simply because we were sitting on my couch and drinking. She's not there to play scrabble.

Got hammered and banged a seriously fat girl. My boys were all saying no go but I said "I'm getting my dick sucked" and bounced with her. Got her top off and she had 3 huge belly rolls but I went in for the kill anyways. My dick wasn't cooperating due to being drunk and grossed out, but I ended up smashing at half mast and blasting over her rolls. I'm simultaneously revolted at myself while being relaxed due to busting a nut. Charge it to the game.

First new notch of '14 last night.

Story: Woke up to an alert of a new Tinder match yesterday and opened her with the following: "Tinder match after midnight?! I hope you haven't turned back into a pumpkin." Corny but effective. We go back and forth for about 15 minutes before she agreed to meet me for a drink at a restaurant in my neighborhood. We chat for a couple of hours and have a few margaritas before bouncing her back to my place for more drinks and hookah. I turn on some music, we start making out and I'm feeling her up when she stops me to insist we're not having sex that night. I said "Ok" and pour us another drink. 10 minutes later I tell her I'm tired and she's welcome to stay over if she wants and she again insists on no sex. We go in my room and she strips to her bra and underwear, we make out, and I start making my way down south. Once I slid her panties to the side and started eating the box, the panties came off shortly afterward and done deal. Fucked her twice again this morning.

Notes: Successful experiment with walking to venue (about a mile) and then asking girl to drive me back to my place. Asking girl to come up for a drink at that point should have a 75% conversion rate and 90% of those in the apartment will be DTF. Logistics are everything.

(02-09-2014 02:27 PM)Blackmagic Wrote:  Notes: Successful experiment with walking to venue (about a mile) and then asking girl to drive me back to my place. Asking girl to come up for a drink at that point should have a 75% conversion rate and 90% of those in the apartment will be DTF. Logistics are everything.

Nicely done Blackmagic, I have been doing the same thing you posted and have similar success rates. I will second this move. My walking distance to venues in not quite a mile. 2-3 venues are 1-3 blocks away and couple more spots are 5-7 min walk. All the girls I have asked to give me a ride back have given me a ride back, About 2/3 rd have come in and those who come in for a drink 2/3 rd have converted.

Of those who didn't come at least had a make out in the car. Car is much better venue to makeout then making out on the road if she decides to go home after the date.

One note though , Girls are not ready to give some one a ride. Books, Bags, Laundry all over the Car. Most the girls have filthy car Hygeine. What is the RVF concensus on Girl Car hygeine ?

Had to plow through some heavy female cock-blocking last night. Almost got physical with some of the said cock-blockers.

When a girl really wants to fuck you - when it's obvious she really wants to go back to your place, the single most frustrating thing is when the girls friends start pulling her away and telling her 'you're making a mistake.'

…So my boy was having a big house party, and I meet this little blondie with an decent face, but great tits and a nice tight ass, she's 18 (my favorite and my specialty).

A few minutes into talking, I start doing my usual thing, getting really touchy and physical, telling her I want to hang out with her alone, not in front of all these drunk kids…that she's making me horny…move her hand onto my cock and she holds it there - now let's get her back to the crib.

As I take her hand and start walking out with her, 3 of her friends come over and start grabbing her: 'Don't go home with him,' 'Wait for us to leave with you,' 'you're going to regret this tomorrow' (which she likely will because I have a tendency to treat random sluts like shit after I fuck them).

…Now they're telling this to her either because they know I fuck a ton of freshman girls, or they're just immature and jealous. Either way, I tell them not to worry, your friends in good hands, and I literally start removing these friends arms from my girl, tell them to relax and go find something else do.

I basically pull her firmly by the arm until we're outside the house and free from her friends. The rest is pretty straightforward and easy. The result is a young tight freshman, who I eagerly have my way with:



…I had some friends visiting me at school for the weekend, so after I finished on her, I told her my boys were lost and needed my help, and walked her out.

Subsequently, I receive these texts shortly after I have her leave:

"That was kind of a huge asshole thing for you to do, I'm drunk and lost."
…
"Whatever you literally just had sex with me while I was drunk and then told me to leave."


Sorry babe

(02-09-2014 03:21 PM)Spider Wrote:  Had to plow through some heavy female cock-blocking last night. Almost got physical with some of the said cock-blockers.

When a girl really wants to fuck you - when it's obvious she really wants to go back to your place, the single most frustrating thing is when the girls friends start pulling her away and telling her 'you're making a mistake.'

…So my boy was having a big house party, and I meet this little blondie with an decent face, but great tits and a nice tight ass, she's 18 (my favorite and my specialty).

A few minutes into talking, I start doing my usual thing, getting really touchy and physical, telling her I want to hang out with her alone, not in front of all these drunk kids…that she's making me horny…move her hand onto my cock and she holds it there - now let's get her back to the crib.

As I take her hand and start walking out with her, 3 of her friends come over and start grabbing her: 'Don't go home with him,' 'Wait for us to leave with you,' 'you're going to regret this tomorrow' (which she likely will because I have a tendency to treat random sluts like shit after I fuck them).

…Now they're telling this to her either because they know I fuck a ton of freshman girls, or they're just immature and jealous. Either way, I tell them not to worry, your friends in good hands, and I literally start removing these friends arms from my girl, tell them to relax and go find something else do.

I basically pull her firmly by the arm until we're outside the house and free from her friends. The rest is pretty straightforward and easy. The result is a young tight freshman, who I eagerly have my way with:



…I had some friends visiting me at school for the weekend, so after I finished on her, I told her my boys were lost and needed my help, and walked her out.

Subsequently, I receive these texts shortly after I have her leave:

"That was kind of a huge asshole thing for you to do, I'm drunk and lost."
…
"Whatever you literally just had sex with me while I was drunk and then told me to leave."


Sorry babe

Beautiful. How did you get her to consent to the pic.

(02-09-2014 03:47 PM)soup Wrote:  Beautiful. How did you get her to consent to the pic.

I told her 'you have an amazing ass, lemme take a pic for memory's sake.'

I'm getting into the habit of requesting pics after I fuck. Surprisingly, more than half say ok, and the others that protest it I just explain that their face won't be in it…'I just want a pic of your sexy body, don't worry it's just for me.'

I also just railed her out for 45 mins...Her being drunk helps too.

Spider, nice body on that girl.

But being too obvious about treating random sluts this way is a recipe for disaster. If you just kick the girl out as soon as you're done with her and behave like an asshole in her eyes, one of these days one of them will decide that regret = rape and run off her mouth or worse go to the cops saying that you "raped" her. And then you're in a world of trouble.

It always pays off to make the little extra effort to be nice to the chick after you're done and not make her feel like she's just been used. It doesn't take that much -- just look her in the eyes, tell her something nice, give her a little something, send her home feeling good. Send her a comfort text and get one in return (and save it). It really doesn't take that much effort, and it will save you from a heap of trouble in the future. Also girls are turned on by the push/pull dynamics of a guy who is an animal in bed, and then suddenly turns into a "perfect gentleman" once it's over. You don't need to act like an asshole all the time -- and most importantly, it's risking a backlash because these creatures are all-powerful in the eyes of the law.

(02-09-2014 03:58 PM)Spider Wrote:  

(02-09-2014 03:47 PM)soup Wrote:  Beautiful. How did you get her to consent to the pic.

I told her 'you have an amazing ass, lemme take a pic for memory's sake.'

I'm getting into the habit of requesting pics after I fuck. Surprisingly, more than half say ok, and the others that protest it I just explain that their face won't be in it…'I just want a pic of your sexy body, don't worry it's just for me.'

I also just railed her out for 45 mins...Her being drunk helps too.

How tall was she?

+1, first new one in 2014 and my first black girl....born and grew up in Sierra Leone...so that's the flag I think (5'8", 120). Second date from POF. She would not give me her # before our first date...so suspicious of me. We met at a Starbucks-type place. She was dressed sexy and in heels. Got her #. Went and sat in her car. Would not let me kiss her despite repeated attempts. However, she had no problem when I put her hand on my dick.

Second date went to Asian restaurant near my house (deliberate choice on my part). We ate, I paid (~$35) although she volunteered and had cash out. I told her next time. Then I said let's go to my house and watch Olympics.

We went. Still wouldn't kiss me. This girl was textbook example of saying one thing and doing something else. She say's we're not having sex and then she's straddling me. Then she wanted to see my dick, so I showed her. I think that's what did it. She said lets go upstairs. Keeps saying we're not going to do anything yet she is taking off her pants and underwear. Anyway, smashed...but despite her talking up her freakiness in the sheets, she was pretty quiet and timid and had her hand on her head like she had a headache. I think she might have regretted that it happened so fast? Will see again.

Incidentally, she showed me what another guy wrote to her...just dumb ass shit. Straight up told her he wanted a serious relationship and marriage and that he's tired of girls wasting his time. Then when she said he doesn't sound like he'd be fun to hang out with, he told her to fuck off. Just lulz. God bless RVF.

(02-09-2014 03:59 PM)The Lizard of Oz Wrote:  Spider, nice body on that girl.

But being too obvious about treating random sluts this way is a recipe for disaster. If you just kick the girl out as soon as you're done with her and behave like an asshole in her eyes, one of these days one of them will decide that regret = rape and run off her mouth or worse go to the cops saying that you "raped" her. And then you're in a world of trouble.

It always pays off to make the little extra effort to be nice to the chick after you're done and not make her feel like she's just been used. It doesn't take that much -- just look her in the eyes, tell her something nice, give her a little something, send her home feeling good. Send her a comfort text and get one in return (and save it). It really doesn't take that much effort, and it will save you from a heap of trouble in the future. Also girls are turned on by the push/pull dynamics of a guy who is an animal in bed, and then suddenly turns into a "perfect gentleman" once it's over. You don't need to act like an asshole all the time -- and most importantly, it's risking a backlash because these creatures are all-powerful in the eyes of the law.

I completely agree and understand what you're saying. I have a terrible habit of being playful and nice with a girl until after we have sex, at which point I really don't want to chill much longer. Most girls I make sure to kiss and cuddle with, joke around for a solid 20 mins before I hint at them having to leave.

And since I was hosting 2 of my friends, I did want to get back to them, so I made the situation quicker than it should have been…but you're right in that if I continue to act like a dick it'll come back to bite me. Need to suck it up and put in some time making the girl feel good about herself before parting ways.

(02-09-2014 04:13 PM)soup Wrote:  How tall was she?

Pretty short. Maybe 5' 2

+1 #4 of the year

Cool chick, 29 but looked a lot younger - she had this youthful look that most women at that age envy. I had a hangover from yesterday so I was naturally aloof but also in a very talkative mood. She was a bit shy at first but once we started kissing it was clear that I didn't need to put in any effort. Made her come 4 times throughout the evening and afterwards watched adventure time with her. Perfect sunday.

She said I was the first guy in 7 years who made her "feel special" and "took some initiative". The last sentence she said before she went home was "text me some dates when you are free".

New regular incoming.

+1, OKC girl, textbook 1st-date bang recipe. Showed up to my favorite date bar 10 minutes late and got the 1st round just as she was ordering, had one slow-paced round of double IPAs, dropped the liquor I have at my place, go back, bang goes down like clockwork (shoes off, 2 glasses of wine, tunes on, sit on couch, make out, "it's more comfortable in here," bang ensues, zero resistance). She just ordered an Uber. Thank you internet for your glorious bounty of sluts.

A great line that essentially guarantees a makeout while you're sitting on the couch with drinks listening to music: "Let's set our drinks down for a minute."

Probably the most important thing I've learned from online dating is that it really, really helps to find a great bar with excellent logistics and take girls there over and over again. There are so few variables I haven't encountered at this point that I can anticipate a lot of shit and I can usually tell when the bang is probably gonna go down.

P.S. soup: thanks for the tip about paying attention to the levels of your respective drinks. I definitely saw how that can be helpful tonight: she finished her beer slightly before me and it allowed a natural segue into the "let's do round 2 at my place" portion of the program. It comes off more contrived when you finish your drink before she finishes hers (like you're in a hurry to get her to your place).

Just got back from a date, Haitian girl I met a Panera a week ago. We made some idle chit chat and then she goes to her meeting. Afterward she walks over and gives me her card, saying to call if I'm interested. I was.

Went out for drinks, tried the old "can I use your bathroom" but her dad was visiting and staying in her apartment. Fuck!

So we go inside and begin making out, I just pull her into the hallway men's room and lock the door and we do the deed. Petite, nice tits, body looked great in the mirror.

Tossed the condom in the toilet and flushed only to discover it was clogged with a wad of TP. There was no plunger so I had to just leave it. The maintenance guy is not going to enjoy cleaning that. Feel like a bit of a dick...

Celebrated with a nice spicy chicken sandwich at Wendy's.

First black girl + Haitian Flag acquired.

#2 2014 | #18

Black card acquired. 6' tall, 36c, built but attractive girl.
LMR to infinity, but I walked out of the building a champion.

Went to bed at 7 AM.

(02-09-2014 07:03 AM)Mujeriego Wrote:  Got hammered and banged a seriously fat girl. My boys were all saying no go but I said "I'm getting my dick sucked" and bounced with her. Got her top off and she had 3 huge belly rolls but I went in for the kill anyways. My dick wasn't cooperating due to being drunk and grossed out, but I ended up smashing at half mast and blasting over her rolls. I'm simultaneously revolted at myself while being relaxed due to busting a nut. Charge it to the game.

Make that two of us.

Wasn't hammered like you, but have suffered through a recent dry spell and pulled 'Big Dick Game' in POF. Found a chick that looked bigger, but my dick said yes (Cue the post on my blog entitled 'Dick Betrayal') and I went through with it. At least I put the cover over her lower half during doggy, which made it a bit more pleasant.

Like you said, charge it to the game.

+1 -- #3 for 2014.

Met a 4 (would easily be 6 if she shed 20 lbs off) at a nearby bar, hopped to second bar, then home. Meeting to bang- 1.5 hours. Spent more time in bed than in the two bars combined.

Thanks again Tuth for the recipe!