(10-07-2014 03:19 AM)FatBoy Wrote:  +1 My first Tinder Bang and my Philippines flag!

Went to Thailand for a week on vacation with my parents (yeah, don't ask) and fired up my Tinder the moment I got off the plane. I had been averaging about 4-6 matches a day, but nothing really came out of them, a third were ladyboys.

Matched with this cute 28 year old Filipina at 10:28pm this past Sunday and met here for a beer at a bar on her street. I snuck out of my hotel and caught the last train to her street, thankfully she was only a stop away.

She's 5'4, small waist, large tits and an onion butt. She had that look in her eyes that spelt A-N-A-L.

Got the notch within the hour. She showered with me afterwards and cooked we some thai chicken together.

Are you fat?

Not anymore, I'm down from 255 to a solid 180 at 6'1 now.

(10-07-2014 12:08 PM)FatBoy Wrote:  Not anymore, I'm down from 255 to a solid 180 at 6'1 now.

I was just wondering about your username, wasn't trying to troll you or anything.

The hamster in my head kept asking:

Is he a fatboy slim fan?
Was he fat?
Military, nuke, aficionado?

Carry along.

I'm really surprised you didn't get anything out of Thailand. I'm 23, average looking, and got girls from 16 to 39 y.o., around 2 per week. Closing rate was over 50%.

At least, those girls don't complain when I leave the toilet seat up.

That's impressive man. I was in Thailand for only 8 days spread over Phangan, Samui and bkk with the family.
They insisted on having me around them all the time so going out all by myself was near impossible, plus I shared a room with my little sister so the logistics on my end were fucked already.

I did manage to approach 17 different girls during the day at the malls, but only 2 insta dates. I also went on 3 tinder dates during my 4 days in bkk, and one date in Phangan with the 23 year old Russian receptionist at the resort.
I almost gave up hope until I matched with the Filipina day before yesterday and got the flag.
At the end I had 103 matches, of which 21 were ladyboys, 50 couldn't English very well, and the rest were just about Okay.
I'm 22, reasonable looking, and in decent shape.

30 year old. Met by way of mentor. Scale of 1-10? Solid 7. Going for a two hour bang.

25 year old, blonde, former trampoline gymnast, a high 6.

Not the first time we've banged because what she lacks in looks she makes up for in the bedroom, damn is she flexible. She is one of, if not the, best bangs I've ever had!
Loves my body and lets me do pretty much whatever I want.

Think she's starting to clue into the fact that I'm not committing though but right now she's enjoying the bang too much to make a big deal out of it.

Ballerinas, dancers, yoga instructors, damn those chicks are amazing. The only time I think about getting married is right after smashing a young, hot, very flexible one for 2-3 hours. Any chick that can wrap her ankles behind her head or fuck you standing up with the other leg straight up at 180 degrees....so hot.

So nobody on the entire RVF got new cooch this past weekend except me? 7/10, Tinder, came in from an hour away, met me at the club which had plenty of seemingly available women who looked better than her but first things first. I wiggled away to get a number at the bar from an 8, then look back to see my "date" talking to a guy and taking out her phone. I finish with the 8 at the bar, withdrew, then pulled "my date" away mid-sentence, time to go darling. 7 week drought over.

Also, I think there should be a cutoff in quality for this thread, your personal 7 or higher rating. Who wants hear methods on how to bang a sub 7?

^^^ Yeah I did also via Tinder, tho I'd already gotten the beej last weekend and knew she was hooked.

7

Finally got the asian girl from my gym today. Backseat of my SUV at the beach. She rode the D like a champion. Upgrading my stats for the last few weeks.

12 numbers, 2 bangs. 0.166 batting average for October. Would like to get it above the Mendoza Line.

+1 Austrian flag. HB6. SNL. Not much to declare. Was a lay-up.

(10-14-2014 03:27 PM)silviophonic Wrote:  +1 Austrian flag. HB6. SNL. Not much to declare. Was a lay-up.

<----Jealous

Been after the German flag and Austrian flag as long as I can remember.

but like a 6 version of this and not as tight all around. She rode me and I nearly came in seconds it was amazing.

Met at the bar for a couple drinks. Honestly couldn't tell if she was into me, but a few beers later and her telling me about her slutty past I knew I was in the door.

I bounced her before the live music started and got her to show me around the neighborhood. Tried to get her to hook her arm on mine but she was too fucking short so I just held her hand. Got it out of her where she lived so we walked to her place.

Flawless victory with the bathroom line.

Shes waiting for me in the kitchen, but kind of close to the door. I kiss her. Shes the best kisser I've been with, can't really describe it, very gentile.

Get her to the couch and whisper some sweet nothings in her ear. No resistance on her luscious tits but swats away my hand after lingering on her pussy too long. I knew what was up though since she was fucking WET.

Go through about 20 minutes of we're not having sex/I have to get up early for work LMR, but she also slips in she can't fuck me tonight because she said she wouldn't/she didn't shave.

I cuddle/kiss her for a bit. She gives me the I gotta sleep/I dont want to give it up on the first date line.

I stand up say some sweet stuff about how I don't want to push it or make her feel uncomfortable/I had fun/I want to see her again etc.

She starts kissing me. 5 minutes later we're dry humping and I have one of her titties out.

I pull back, get her to sit up, kiss her neck slowly and pretend I'm accidentally unzipping her dress.

She lies back down, "ok fine lets go to my room"

I eat her pussy a bit (shit tasted like arizona iced tea)

She gives me a condom, says some more bull about not wanting to fuck on the first date then hops on my dick...

Fuck me. The hottest girl this year. Brazilian. Perfect body. Time for another go.

+1 19 year old 6.5 volleyball player. Great tits. Said she'd been thinking about this since I first met her four years ago.

+1

+1

(10-19-2014 11:17 AM)WesternCancer Wrote:  All in all questionably shitty pussy, would have rather stayed home and slept.

Notch is a notch, fucking a SJW is always a win in my book, but I've had those nights also.

Plus one..date on a Monday night with a girl I met in a club that I made out with. She brought me back to her place after the date and it didn't take long before we banged. Nice tots

She is French

+1 Israeli chick I met at a local spot in Tel Aviv. Nothing noteworthy except that she validated the basic red pill theory of shit tests, why girls do them, and how they want you to respond.

She was shit testing me all night and I was passing them overall, although with a few minor slip ups. It's tough to have a field goal percentage of 100 when the shit tests are as rapid as machine gun fire.

We were at my place so after the bang she said, "You better come down with me to get a taxi."

I groaned.

"You better come down with me!" she said.

"Or what?"

"You won't hear from me again."

"Okay."

She looked at me stunned for a few seconds. Then she said, "Maybe it's better that way," and continued to rest her head on my chest. Note that this wasn't an expression of disappointment. I fucked her brains out.

She started to get dressed and I put on gym shorts and a t-shirt. I decided that since I passed the shit test it would be okay go down with her. I felt like after a chick put out on the first date, split the bill with me at the bar, and gave an above average blow job, it's okay to budge. If going down with her to catch a cab would make her feel better about sleeping with me, then fuck it, I'd oblige her. After all, she paid for an expensive cab ride to my place and was now paying for an expensive cab ride home.

As she was finishing dressing she said, "You don't really have to come down with me."

"Then why'd you ask me to?" I inquired.

"To test you."

I didn't go down with her.

After I felt like an idiot for deciding to go down with her (even though I ultimately I didn't). What happened and what she said just serves to validate red pill theory on shit tests. Girls say to you and ask you things that they don't mean or want. Even if the request is reasonable, you have to be able to read between the lines and ask yourself, is she shit testing me? Sometimes girls make legit requests that aren't shit test, and sometimes they're just checking your frame. I know that everyone in the red pill community knows this, but I thought my personal story was worth sharing.

+1 from Friday night and #11 of 2014

Went out with my buddy and met up with his girlfriend and her friends. Her friends included a 36 year old who was celebrating her bday, her 36 year old room mate, and a women in her 40s. All of these women looked bad and were wasted. I left that crew immediately and made approaches on my own.

Approached a group of 3 girls and one of the girls hooked. Her friends went to the bathroom and she stayed to chat. After some talking I moved her around the bar. Soon after was dancing, making out, and trying to pull but she wouldn't leave her friends. Eventually she left with the friends. I grabbed the number and will be seeing her tomorrow.

Met up with my friend's crew and noticed a cutie with huge tits in the corner. When her friend walked away I approached and she was all about it. She was shit testing me by asking my who the girl was. She said she saw me kissing her haha.

The group I was with was going to another bar so I had her join. I isolated her on the dance floor and made out. It was time to pull so I convinced her to walk out front for 'some air' and as we stepped outside a few cabs were waiting. I went right to the cab and she joined.

Brought her back to my place and the sex was amazing. Her body was a 9. The nicest big tits I've ever seen and she had a completely flat stomach. She put up a bit of resistance because she was on her period but I just told her to go to the bath room and I would get a towel.

The next morning after we fucked again we were talking in bed. She thanked me for getting a towel and told me that was "really nice of me".

(10-19-2014 11:17 AM)WesternCancer Wrote:  All in all questionably shitty pussy, would have rather stayed home and slept.

That's how I feel with a lot of new notches this year.

+1
Usually can't be bothered posting most of the time but this was pretty funny since it was such a simple bang.

Tinder is golden sometimes. So it's a weeknight, I swipe a few girls tonight at around 10pm. I get a few matches.
One girl, 18, blonde, asks me what I'm looking for on tinder. I tell her straight up, she doesn't budge and says that's what the apps for. I talk a bit more about random junk and she hints that she's interested in fucking tonight.

I was a bit skeptical since she was so open about it. So I ask to meet up with her at a McDonalds near my house, she turns up wearing a revealing dress. After around 30 or so minutes I bring her back to my place, no resistance at all. Straight forward bang.

Timeline: First chat at 10pm, she comes to McDonalds at 11pm, we're banging by 11:45pm, minimal effort.

(10-22-2014 09:22 AM)UnW Wrote:  +1
Usually can't be bothered posting most of the time but this was pretty funny since it was such a simple bang.

Tinder is golden sometimes. So it's a weeknight, I swipe a few girls tonight at around 10pm. I get a few matches.
One girl, 18, blonde, asks me what I'm looking for on tinder. I tell her straight up, she doesn't budge and says that's what the apps for. I talk a bit more about random junk and she hints that she's interested in fucking tonight.

I was a bit skeptical since she was so open about it. So I ask to meet up with her at a McDonalds near my house, she turns up wearing a revealing dress. After around 30 or so minutes I bring her back to my place, no resistance at all. Straight forward bang.

Timeline: First chat at 10pm, she comes to McDonalds at 11pm, we're banging by 11:45pm, minimal effort.