Post: #1

So: laying back, post-coital glow. Chick asks "What are you feeling"? WTF? I dunno: "Good"? "Like I just came"?

How you you answer a question like that?

Post: #2

You just had sex? ... ... Don't think about it. Just answer. C'mon man, the post-sex glory isn't a time for thinking up things to say, it's a time for intimacy. Just tell her what's real.

Post: #3

I don't know, I've said some pretty stupid shit in the aftermath of sex and it probably cost me bangs with the girl down the line.

One-word responses are good. I usually just shut up and make her lay her head down on my chest.

Post: #4

Some good responses.

"You've drained me."
"I feel spent."
"You've sucked all my energy."
"I feel complete."
"That was electric."
"God, amazing!"
"Words can't describe the feeling."

In other words, it's not about how you feel about HER, it's about what the act has done to you.

Post: #5

The worst answer is to talk about your "feelings" for her- she is probing you for vulnerabilities when your guard is down

She wants to know if she has "caught" you yet, at which point her attraction for you will begin to fall off (though she does not realize this)

Your job is to keep her on edge and chasing you (this keeps her aroused and happy)

I just say "I feel good" or I'm hungry" or just grunt, shush her, and pull her over to cuddle with me

Post: #6

Usually after a few minutes of post-coital cuddling, I sit up, turn on the television, and smoke a cigarette. I've been meaning to stash a bottle of scotch and a glass on the headboard too.

Current steady girl has a habit of asking me how it was EVERY TIME post-coitus. I usually just sigh and say, "That was really good." Sit up. Light cigarette.

Post: #7

"Twenty-five sittin' on twenty-five mil"

Post: #8

I just brush it off, it infuriates me to no end when a girl asks that or "what are you thinking"

The only time I've answered this question is when a girl nearly started crying because I didn't orgasm, I was drunk and the condom was like the thickest ever (suggestions for good non-latex condoms). She was great so I told her so, me answering that only increased the quality of sex.

Post: #9

you dont. just flash her a thumbs up

Post: #10

Tenderman has the winning answer I think