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Quote:

A woman was arrested after telling an undercover detective she wanted two double cheeseburgers from the dollar menu at McDonald's in exchange for sex, the Bradenton Herald is reporting.

Christine Faith Baker, 47, was charged with prostitution, authorities said.

http://articles.orlandosentinel.com/2012...eseburgers

Post: #2

Damn, this recession is a bitch,

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Post: #4

For what, $2? That's a decent deal right there.

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(04-04-2012 02:46 AM)Asmodeus Wrote:  For what, $2? That's a decent deal right there.

I know! Only $1 per STD!

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Yea, she offered me a happy ending for a happy meal. I declined.

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2 cheeseburgers?!

greedy bitch

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(04-04-2012 02:20 AM)Cr33pin Wrote:  

You beat me to it! The first thing I thought about was "Menace To Society."

Post: #9

Great minds think alike

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So the lesson here is that you are more likely to be arrested for prostitution if you do it for cheeseburgers instead of thousands of $? Cheeseburgers seem more fair to me, like she is doing it to survive instead of simple haughtiness.

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Bitches don't know their value on the value menu these days. I woulda hit it for 2 cheeseburgers AND an apple pie!

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(04-04-2012 02:20 AM)Cr33pin Wrote:  

I wasn't the only one to think of Menace II Society, it seems...

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Do you like to party?

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Do you guys notice where all these fucked up things are happening???? Can you who don't live here can you imagine what the dating pool is like in Florida or what it's like going out at night here other than the predictable places like Sobe or Disney?

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"The detective bought the burgers for $2.75 and then Baker told him that he could also tip her $40 for her services, according to the report. After Baker gave the detective directions to a vacant lot, Baker was arrested by other agents and charged with prostitution, the report states."

http://www.bradenton.com/2012/04/02/3977...for-2.html

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Sucking and fucking for a couple of cheeseburgers. I'm sure that beats living a boring somewhat comfortable life with a predictable beta male, and heaven forbid, actually having to have sex with him, and to make matters worse, siring his offspring (the horror!). I'm glad that feminism has freed you from that life of drudgery and misery and empowered you, a strong and independent woman, to pursue your dreams, unfettered by the shackles of marriage and motherhood.

I only have one question: If I throw in a milkshake, will you do anal?

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And as usual when you read the full article it sounds much less exciting:

The detective bought the burgers for $2.75 and then Baker told him that he could also tip her $40 for her services, according to the report.

I'd say forty bucks is even too much for a woman like that, but the article title is definitely misleading. Typical American news reporting unfortunately.

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um...It's illegal to exchange sexual favors for money, but the law says nothing about exchanging sexual favors for cheeseburgers...

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(04-06-2012 11:55 AM)Anon-A-Moose Wrote:  um...It's illegal to exchange sexual favors for money

Typically for "money or other considerations".

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she could've at least held out for a big mac