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Saw this while trolling around on facebook last night. Quite hilarious.

Gonna have to add it to the hockey thread. Have a few other updates for that, too.

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Poster is shopped, but hockey players get crazy chicks. There is an entire culture of girls who chase hockey players in Canada. There called puck bunnies.

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(04-02-2012 10:31 PM)canucktraveller Wrote:  Poster is shopped, but hockey players get crazy chicks. There is an entire culture of girls who chase hockey players in Canada. There called puck bunnies.

No doubt. Every sport has its groupie culture. In the past I read about them here in NY. They know the hotels where the teams stay, and know all of the hangouts. They put on their tightest, shortest dresses and heels and try to hook 'em one.

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Okay, it's two chicks and a dude...

But yes, hockey players get tons of ass in Canada.

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(04-02-2012 10:31 PM)canucktraveller Wrote:  There is an entire culture of girls who chase hockey players in Canada. There called puck bunnies.

"Puck bunnies," gonna have to remember that one.

Hilariously enough I just did a quick Google search and there's a Wikipedia page for the term:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Puck_bunny

Quote:Primarily a Canadian term, it gained popular currency in the 21st century, and in 2004 was added to the second edition of the Canadian Oxford Dictionary

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Yeah I think I spread it on fb lol.

Sorry I put this in the wrong thread at first!

Awww man I was really hoping this wasn't photo shopped! how do you know????

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I was invited once to this restaurant/lounge where Toronto Maple Leafs players usually kick back, relax and eat/drink, where the cheapest thing on the menu is around $50, that place was PACKED with 9s and 10s in tight dresses. This was around 4pm in the afternoon!

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(04-02-2012 11:27 PM)MidniteSpecial Wrote:  Yeah I think I spread it on fb lol.

Sorry I put this in the wrong thread at first!

Awww man I was really hoping this wasn't photo shopped! how do you know????

It's easy to see because the text is perfectly level and straight, and the sign isnt.

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I once worked with an international sports star, worth millions and then some, chicks dig him. The guy was in Australia to compete for less than a week yet flew in with an entourage of top notch runway models. I had girls sneaking in to my office to find him, begging me for a chance to meet him. Was insane, the flow on effect was pretty good too..

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The sign highlights why the Puck Bunny lags behind Court Whore (I just made that term up, re: basketball). Basketball players (and football) are notorious for having multiple baby mama's. While this particular sign is photoshopped, its pretty standard. If they had any sense, they would be trying to get themselves pregnant, at least when it comes to the big stars. And by 16 years old or so, you have an idea of which stars are going to be getting a shot at the NHL in a few years.

(Not that I support that kind of behaviour by any means, just observation)

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I was at a bar in NYC recently when some athletes rolled in with a nice entourage. The girls all took turns taking lines of coke in the bathroom (the girl I was talking to at the bar confirmed this after one of her bathroom trips). I was watching to see if the guys took any lines, but they didn't as far as I could tell.

I'll say this: the girls were hot but a little trashy. I was jealous, just because they had a harem and I only had one chick in play, but I wasn't overly impressed.

Some girls will be really into it, others not. I think the biggest plus has got to be the massive salary and tons of free time in the offseason. Oh, and not having to "fit a trip into the gym" during the work day, since it's your job.

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Naw Ball players game is byfar the weakest. Hockey Players, Football Players and Baseball players pull superior ass majority of the time.

The reason? You need cash to play hockey it isn't a sport anybody can just start up and play. To get to the point where you get funded opportunities to play you have to have coin this by default puts you in a different social setting than ball players. Anybody can play basketball (which is a good thing as its more diverse of a game). So from a game standpoint I see ballers with trolls or trashy girls way more times than not.
Lamar Odom - Fat Kardashian
Reggie Bush - Hot Kardasian

Kobe Bryant - marries a 7 with no pre-nup

Tom Brady - marries Brazilian Supermodel with pre-nup.

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In Rugby..the name is Pitch Bitch

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I have friends who play in the NBA and they are routinely just grabbing the finest women away in the most exclusive clubs and lounges in my area. No questions asked. The best part is when I pull the same caveman moves they pull and the girls come to me just by my association with them. Get in their circles if you can.

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Makes me wanna become an NHL player or even just go to canda, even though these are probably not the best examples of puck bunnies

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I think this gets really overhyped. I have friends who played Junior A and OHL hockey. They got laid but I believe more so from the things that made them good hockey players than being hockey players. For the most part they are fit and in good shape and fearless. Look at the bio's of most of the hockey players. All them seem to be married with kids young.

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(04-03-2012 08:54 AM)highandtight Wrote:  I was at a bar in NYC recently when some athletes rolled in with a nice entourage. The girls all took turns taking lines of coke in the bathroom (the girl I was talking to at the bar confirmed this after one of her bathroom trips). I was watching to see if the guys took any lines, but they didn't as far as I could tell.

I'll say this: the girls were hot but a little trashy. I was jealous, just because they had a harem and I only had one chick in play, but I wasn't overly impressed.

Some girls will be really into it, others not. I think the biggest plus has got to be the massive salary and tons of free time in the offseason. Oh, and not having to "fit a trip into the gym" during the work day, since it's your job.

I'm in nyc..holla at me next time if u need some help with thos 9s and 10s lol

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(04-03-2012 03:41 PM)lavidaloca Wrote:  I think this gets really overhyped. I have friends who played Junior A and OHL hockey. They got laid but I believe more so from the things that made them good hockey players than being hockey players. For the most part they are fit and in good shape and fearless.

I played college sports, and I think you're right.

Fellow athletes at my school had a famous song called the "7th Floor Crew", but that song was the anthem for any dude at the school that lived on campus, looked good, and was comfortable around the ladies.

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One of my favorite wings is a college QB. Certainly makes things easier. I'm good at starting a convo, then shifting one of the girls over to him, and game away at her friend(s) to my penis' desire.

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(04-03-2012 09:58 PM)CJ Wrote:  One of my favorite wings is a college QB. Certainly makes things easier. I'm good at starting a convo, then shifting one of the girls over to him, and game away at her friend(s) to my penis' desire.

I played junior College baseball and the pussy we used to get was crazy, granted we were ranked tenth in the nation but still.. I can't imagine the level of puss playing at a major d 1 school or being a pro.

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Brady wins hands down

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(04-03-2012 09:52 AM)kosko Wrote:  Lamar Odom - Fat Kardashian
Reggie Bush - Hot Kardasian

Kobe Bryant - marries a 7 with no pre-nup

Tom Brady - marries Brazilian Supermodel with pre-nup.

Kobe married a gold digger IMHO, his mother in law is a piece of work.
Lamar had his balls snipped when he married her. Imho she was the one chasing him and that prenup, had any senior rooshv forum been his attorney in that process, he would've gotten a way better deal for him, even talk him out of marrying her.

Reggie, did it right. Hello goodbye, wham bam thank you and NEXT!
Tom, well he picked one of the top models of this generation. He wins hands down.

Gisele bundchen:
Has more money and makes more money than all of those bunnies by a mile.
Genetics are far superior. None of those aforementioned could model.
Plus, Gisele spends far less on makeup than all of the Karashian family combined.

Tom wins

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(04-03-2012 10:38 AM)at350zguyy Wrote:  I have friends who play in the NBA and they are routinely just grabbing the finest women away in the most exclusive clubs and lounges in my area. No questions asked. The best part is when I pull the same caveman moves they pull and the girls come to me just by my association with them. Get in their circles if you can.

Me and you need to talk. What city is this that you pull off such heroics?

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(04-04-2012 01:03 PM)MidniteSpecial Wrote:  

(04-03-2012 09:58 PM)CJ Wrote:  One of my favorite wings is a college QB. Certainly makes things easier. I'm good at starting a convo, then shifting one of the girls over to him, and game away at her friend(s) to my penis' desire.

I played junior College baseball and the pussy we used to get was crazy, granted we were ranked tenth in the nation but still.. I can't imagine the level of puss playing at a major d 1 school or being a pro.

He's only playing DII or whatever it is called now, but this move still works. We just go up, I'll say I'm his agent and that he's got several arena and Canadian league teams looking at him (he actually does), and then if they doubt what we're saying he brings up his profile on the school's website.

Which brings up my next question, would it be possible for the rest of us to create a fake profile? We could ALL be minor league hockey players!

I guess I never thought of doing this until now because saying I was in a band was always enough.