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Cracked.com merges with Jezebel?
03-27-2012 07:54 PM
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RE: Cracked.com merges with Jezebel?
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GENERATING REVERSE HEADLINE...

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5 WAYS MODERN WOMEN ARE TRAINED TO HATE MEN

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WOULD THIS EVER GET PUBLISHED AT CRACKED??? OR ANY OTHER MAINSTREAM OUTLET?


PROCESSING..
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NO, DEFINITELY NOT.

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RE: Cracked.com merges with Jezebel?
That was straight garbage. Hell, it was Hot Garbage.

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03-27-2012 08:05 PM
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RE: Cracked.com merges with Jezebel?
I just saw that and was going to make a thread. I skimmed the "reasons" but they seemed completely bullshit. usually cracked is funny, but its just offensive. Again goes to prove my point that emasculated beta males are our worst enemy not fat feminists. I'd make some kind of statement claiming the guy is a loser who only wrote this because he sucks at life, but I'd be no better than the commenters that hate on us.
03-27-2012 08:16 PM
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RE: Cracked.com merges with Jezebel?
Saddening to read the comments section and see a lot of supposed men in complete agreement with the list.

Fuck, "saddening"? Scratch that. "Pathetic" is more like it.

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03-27-2012 08:17 PM
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RE: Cracked.com merges with Jezebel?
Cracked has the same audience as Reddit. Biggest betas on the internet.

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03-27-2012 08:24 PM
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RE: Cracked.com merges with Jezebel?
I read cracked regularly. its entertaining, some of the writers are decent. this guy is not one of them. to his credit though all of his points apply perfectly to his beta mentality. it really gives you an insight into beta thinking.

i did notice a distinct drop in quality this year.

i have noticed in the past that the commenters were all complete losers as well.

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03-27-2012 08:40 PM
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Lol what a bunch of pussies. The men writing and the men reading that garbage.

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RE: Cracked.com merges with Jezebel?
I actually saw this on facebook a few minutes ago, also some girl on facebook said something about how she heard "creepy guys are exploiting gender stereotypes for sex." If I can figure out how to post a screen shot I will.
03-27-2012 09:26 PM
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(03-27-2012 09:26 PM)Cookie Wrote:  I actually saw this on facebook a few minutes ago, also some girl on facebook said something about how she heard "creepy guys are exploiting gender stereotypes for sex." If I can figure out how to post a screen shot I will.

Alt + Print Screen, then paste into MS Paint and save. Really want to see the screen captures of slut from this post of yours too, which I've just replied to.

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RE: Cracked.com merges with Jezebel?
https://docs.google.com/file/d/0B7Tm82Wk...XY1QQ/edit

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(03-27-2012 10:03 PM)Cookie Wrote:  https://docs.google.com/file/d/0B7Tm82Wk...XY1QQ/edit

Hah, thanks for posting the pic. Shame that the fellow commenting had his say deleted. Could've made for a hilarious drawn-out argument.

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Quote:It's frustrating sometimes when I see the kind of behavior that reinforces these kinds of issues. I mean, there's a whole "pickup" subculture, which is filled with guys that exploit these stereotypes to get laid.

What she really meant was:

Quote:It's frustrating to be figured out as a slut. Since guys with decent game a.k.a. the "'pickup' subculture" can get me to spread my legs, I'm not sure I'm actually rutting with a [natural] alpha male!

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03-27-2012 10:19 PM
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RE: Cracked.com merges with Jezebel?
i seriously think this guy is trolling.

"See, every single male can remember the first time, when he was 5 or 6 years old, he showed his penis to a stranger and everybody started freaking the hell out"

hes also making his argument around the basis that men are exactly how the media portrays them: irresponsible, always horny, stupid, violent.


"Go look at a city skyline. All those skyscrapers? We built those to impress you, too. All those sports you see on TV? All of those guys learned to play purely because in school, playing sports gets you laid. All the music you hear on the radio? All of those guys learned to sing and play guitar because as a teenager, they figured out that absolutely nothing gets women out of their pants faster. It's the same reason all of the actors got into acting."

more trolling, he has absolutely nothing to back that up. I bet the guy who discovered how to make insulin did it for all of the husky, obese pussy he would get not for a love of human kind or even money. Ghandi? Homeboy just wanted some of that fine hippy punanni. Hitler? Yeah he was trying to eradicate mass groups of people so only he could get the fine ass Aryan pussy. ONLY REASON.


"You're still all we think about, and that gives you power over us. And we resent you for it." Further proof this 'article' was spawned by some kind of female rejection or feelings of inadequacy/helplessness.

also the comment number increased tenfold since i last viewed the article. prepare your facebook newsfeeds (if you're still on facebook). All of the comments are written like there are members of the secret PC police lying in wait. Not many people take a firm stance, if they disagree they say "normally your articles are dope, buuuuuut i think you might be a little, just maybe one sided. or possibly you could have possibly made some rash generalizations. not disagreeing just saying you know?"
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RE: Cracked.com merges with Jezebel?
John Cheese and his "I'm an old dude with addictions and you guys are young and fucking retarded" articles always piss me off.

I want to write myself an article to post on cracked about how women are sexually irresponsible. Case in point, a friend of mine went to a party, told her friends to leave, got shitfaced and twisted, waited until her friends left, blacked out at a strangers house, and woke up with no panties. And she's all like "OMG, DID SOMEONE FORCE SEX ON ME????, I GOT RAPED!"

If I did the same and woke up robbed or in some fat chicks bed, it's totally my dumb fault in comparison.
03-27-2012 11:56 PM
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RE: Cracked.com merges with Jezebel?
I think Cracked is funny sometimes but I won't go there after seeing this link. I stopped going to Reddit because seeing the shit that they think is important makes me nauseous. The guys there emote like females. I actually still go to the relationship advice subreddit when I need a good laugh though.

If there was a site with the architecture of Reddit but with the community of guys we have at RVF I would dig that site.

The thing is I think the very nature of Reddit attracts the dregs of society.
03-28-2012 12:45 AM
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(03-28-2012 12:45 AM)Blunt Wrote:  I think Cracked is funny sometimes but I won't go there after seeing this link. I stopped going to Reddit because seeing the shit that they think is important makes me nauseous. The guys there emote like females. I actually still go to the relationship advice subreddit when I need a good laugh though.

I have to go on the Relationship Advice section of Yahoo answers to drop backlinks for one of my websites. The shit I see beta is X1000.
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RE: Cracked.com merges with Jezebel?
I read it and it's hilarious. It's satire. Did a little research after the read and the guys real name is Jason Pargin. He uses the pseudonymn Dave Wong and writes comedy horror.

I'm a fan
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RE: Cracked.com merges with Jezebel?
Cracked is written by a lot of bitter, disenfranchised Gen Xers and it shows in a lot of their articles.
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RE: Cracked.com merges with Jezebel?
I usually like cracked.com for its subtle sarcasm, interesting scientific facts and photoshop contests, but this article doesn't contain any of them. "Trained since birth?" What a load of dung. "We resent you for giving us power over us and it will never be enough?" Jesus!

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RE: Cracked.com merges with Jezebel?
How could you NOT think that this is mocking the serious articles putting men down?

Has it gotten that bad?
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(03-28-2012 03:41 AM)UgSlayer Wrote:  I read it and it's hilarious. It's satire. Did a little research after the read and the guys real name is Jason Pargin. He uses the pseudonymn Dave Wong and writes comedy horror.

I'm a fan

Not all that familiar with Dave Wong but are you sure it's satire? It seemed too congruent to be satire in my opinion. If it is satire it fooled me totally.
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(03-29-2012 06:12 PM)Hades Wrote:  
(03-28-2012 03:41 AM)UgSlayer Wrote:  I read it and it's hilarious. It's satire. Did a little research after the read and the guys real name is Jason Pargin. He uses the pseudonymn Dave Wong and writes comedy horror.

I'm a fan

Not all that familiar with Dave Wong but are you sure it's satire? It seemed too congruent to be satire in my opinion. If it is satire it fooled me totally.

I don't know the guy and can't ask him, but I assume so because it's so ridiculous that I laughed out loud multiple times while reading it. This part was one of my favorites. Especially when paired with that photo.

Quote:"Her face is so ugly you can smash it into some dough and make gorilla cookies."

"So fugly, I'd say 'don't even look'!!!"

"At least Medusa was modestly attractive by comparison."

"This person is disgusting and I would never trust 'it's' opinion on ANYTHING!"

Have you guessed? They're talking about Supreme Court Justice Elena Kagan.

But like I said, maybe it HAS gotten that bad and the guy is serious.
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(03-29-2012 06:12 PM)Hades Wrote:  
(03-28-2012 03:41 AM)UgSlayer Wrote:  I read it and it's hilarious. It's satire. Did a little research after the read and the guys real name is Jason Pargin. He uses the pseudonymn Dave Wong and writes comedy horror.

I'm a fan

Not all that familiar with Dave Wong but are you sure it's satire? It seemed too congruent to be satire in my opinion. If it is satire it fooled me totally.

Yeah it doesn't really have that joking tone. Also If you look at a few of this other guys articles he hates on PUAs (mystery) in one of them. Either he really sucks at making a satire or he is a total loser.
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(03-29-2012 06:53 PM)WesternCancer Wrote:  
(03-29-2012 06:12 PM)Hades Wrote:  
(03-28-2012 03:41 AM)UgSlayer Wrote:  I read it and it's hilarious. It's satire. Did a little research after the read and the guys real name is Jason Pargin. He uses the pseudonymn Dave Wong and writes comedy horror.

I'm a fan

Not all that familiar with Dave Wong but are you sure it's satire? It seemed too congruent to be satire in my opinion. If it is satire it fooled me totally.

Yeah it doesn't really have that joking tone. Also If you look at a few of this other guys articles he hates on PUAs (mystery) in one of them. Either he really sucks at making a satire or he is a total loser.

Satire doesn't always have to be funny. Nonetheless, I found it pretty funny. Satire also doesn't have to be 100 percent obvious. I like reading shit that makes me think. I could also be 100 percent wrong. Please correct me if I am. It just seems way too out there to be serious and not have some form of underlying social commentary. I enjoy deadpan satire and hoaxes
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RE: Cracked.com merges with Jezebel?
subtlety isn't the internet's strong suit. i doubt it is satire. cracked is usually pretty straightforward with the articles.

then again, if this guy is writing it satirically, then he's pretty clever and probably had some huge shit-eating grin on his face when he handed that one in for editing.

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