Post: #1

There was another thread that got me thinking about this. And the answer just popped into my head and I knew I needed to get it down.

Ok...so Im at this bar. It's a local bar and my brother is a bartender there. Its pretty much the "big" bar in town and all the hot girls flock there.

So I show up to talk to my brother and Im wearing my P-coat and I looked like I just rolled outta bed. I dont even think I brushed my teeth. There is this slutty girl (who reminds me of the Saudi girl from Roosh's post) and she is basically dry humping me and proofing the shit outta me. I look sort of annoyed and hungover but Im being polite. So Im talking to my bro and his friends and I reunited with a long lost friend so Im looking like Im the life of the party. (its so true that girls notice what you are doing from the moment you walk into the bar.)

Ive pretty much blown off the leg humper and I moved to another table that was a few feet away. Leg humper follows and I sit down to drink a beer and talk with a friend that I hadnt seen in a long time. So Im talking to the old friend, the girl is grinding up against me, and Im bumming her smokes and shes buying me beer.

Another couple is right there and the girl starts wondering who I am and coming over to me and the leg humper gives her the evil eye. This girl is way hotter and I dont think she is into me, but she wont have this leg humper outplaying her. So she starts hitting on me too. The blood was in the water.

So, the next thing you know, a girl comes up from this other group of girls that was there and starts hitting on me full speed. She obvously saw all of this, was drunk and there to party, and decided to pick me up. She was pretty much laying it all on the line and grabbing my hand and making me grab her thigh. This girl was freaking hot, and was the one I wanted. So she starts grabbing me and pretty much trying to make out with me, to the point where all of my friends were asking if it was my gf. I was like, no I just met her.

So...the hot girl, the leg humper, and the offended other hot girl were all around me trying to pick me up and it became a competition.

Hot girls friend comes up to meet me and it turns out that it was her birthday and thats why all her friends are out. She is drinking wine and then the birthday girl starts staring at me with hatred in her eyes. She was the BIRTHDAY girl and her friend was getting all the attention! That is unacceptable.

Birthday girl decides to cockblock me and drag her friend away. Hot girl grabs me and says "you are coming with me!" and walks me out of the bar.

THIS IS WHERE I FUCKED UP AND THIS IS THE POINT OF THIS POST.

So....I walk outside with her, she grabs me close and says "We arent going to sleep together tonight, but come with me" which means "I wanna fuck your brains out" So I did a quick little makeout in front of the bar. Her drunk ass birthday girl friend sees this and than completely cockblocks me, grabs her friend and says they have to go. The girl I just made out with gives me her number and says "Promise me you will call me." I was like, yeah right, and was polite and walked back inside.

Back inside the other two girls were not interested anymore because I already tried to leave. I fucked up.

So what should I have done? It just hit me like a brick!

What I should have done was to excuse myself from the feeding frenzy table, and say that I had to walk my friend out to her car because she needed to ask me something. THEN, I should have walked up to the birthday girl, gave her a hug and told her Happy Birthday, and that her and her friend were sexy as hell but they were drunk. I should have refused the makeout politely, gotten the birthday girls number, and made the makeout hottie jealous. That way I would have been assured that they both would have met up again just to compete over who gets to have me. Plus I wouldn't have looked like I was making out with some drunk chick.

I ended up texting the hot girl, and she blew me off of course. She sobered up and flaked, but if I wold have handled it like that, then they would have both met up with me again. Plus I would still have another shot at the other two girls still at the table. I would have walked back in and said "Damn she's drunk" and continued with the other two girls.

STUPID! It's very easy to get down on yourself when things are going bad, but its almost harder to deal with it when you have success just fall on your lap. Success is just as difficult to deal with and it involves checking your ego, and looking at your options. Thats why I like Roosh, because he is gifted at this kind of analysis.

Post: #2

Brah,

Now I doubt you can absolutely re-live this scenario, and I can't say whether or not I'd have thought about this at the time, but check this:

You are making out in front of the bar when you catch birthday girl out of the corner of your eye. Knowing what I know about girls on their birthdays, she's looking to party.

Tell the girl on you that you want to give her friend a hug and wish her a happy birthday. Maintain physical contact with the make out girl. Hand holding or hand on ass or something. Approach the birthday girl and stop her cock blocking advance. Give a one armed hug and a cheek kiss to birthday girl. Maybe instead of yanking the girl away she would have attempted to go over the top with you to scare off the other girl. Now you're making out with birthday girl while still all over the other one.

Next thing you know you've got a three-way on your hands.

You're in LA right?

Aloha!