Post: #1

You are so Beta, you flake on dates.

You are so Beta, you check your Blackberry/Iphone while lizards talk to you.

You are so Beta, you never answer a lizard's call but you respond immediately with text.

You are so Beta, hookers pay you to stop cuddling.

You are so Beta, you spend your annual vacations in DC and Toronto.

You are so Beta, you fcuk lizards with the lights off.

You are so Beta, Antoine Dawson told you to man up, fag.

You are so Beta, you have custom made skinny jeans from Italy.

Post: #2

You are so Beta, you swooped 3 girls last weekend.

You are so Beta, you made 20k two days ago, in three hours of work

You are so Beta, you knocked out two guys in a street fight.

You are so Beta, you travel around the world and never set foot in an office.



Wait, did I do this wrong?

(This stuff is getting really confusing).

Post: #3

Everything is no longer black, white, or gray, it's just beta.

I'm very scared to add to this thread. For fear of being labeled alpha.