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Snoop, which place are you talking about? The beach bar or the bar/rests I threw in for Chad? You know damn well anyone controlling the bar is going to end up with some fine tail when the doors close. You come, tend bar meet a girl then leave when you want with her. The back-up will be on standby to cover you. The bar duties are superficial. It's a game. Bar owner in from out of town = instant DHV. Hook up and go on a boat ride. Fail? Come back and do it again. Fail again? Throw the fucking sausage out and after hours party with the girls left.

The place in Safety harbor...First Tuesday of the month you will sell at least 2k in beer. You can drink on the streets. Just fill tubs out front. If you can make some good carry around food? add another 2k
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I'd be down to be the promotion guy(make website, flyers, social marketing stuff, etc. Give me a couch to sleep on and some stipend and I am so down.
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Right now my liquidity is tight. Without going into details, an "investment" is going to be paying off near the end of Q4. When it does, I'll be interested.
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(02-24-2012 08:42 PM)MikeCF Wrote:  Right now my liquidity is tight. Without going into details, an "investment" is going to be paying off near the end of Q4. When it does, I'll be interested.
I'm thinking it would be 2k each or so transferable if you want out or be like those French dudes and turn and burn. Make money. I don't care about making it. This is a pussy project first. If it makes? We may have something.
Due to the fact this place is cheap with beaches and tourists makes it a win.
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(02-24-2012 08:49 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  
(02-24-2012 08:42 PM)MikeCF Wrote:  Right now my liquidity is tight. Without going into details, an "investment" is going to be paying off near the end of Q4. When it does, I'll be interested.
I'm thinking it would be 2k each or so transferable if you want out or be like those French dudes and turn and burn. Make money. I don't care about making it. This is a pussy project first. If it makes? We may have something.
Due to the fact this place is cheap with beaches and tourists makes it a win.

LOL. Oh. I was thinking five figure buy-in. (Used to Cali prices.)

Opening the bar was always a plan. Figured I'd do it in my 40's. If this is the right idea, why wait.
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(02-24-2012 08:37 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  Snoop, which place are you talking about? The beach bar or the bar/rests I threw in for Chad? You know damn well anyone controlling the bar is going to end up with some fine tail when the doors close. You come, tend bar meet a girl then leave when you want with her. The back-up will be on standby to cover you. The bar duties are superficial. It's a game. Bar owner in from out of town = instant DHV. Hook up and go on a boat ride. Fail? Come back and do it again. Fail again? Throw the fucking sausage out and after hours party with the girls left.

The place in Safety harbor...First Tuesday of the month you will sell at least 2k in beer. You can drink on the streets. Just fill tubs out front. If you can make some good carry around food? add another 2k

Are you charging 10 bucks for a 12 oz draft beer?

How is $40 a day in inventory gonna net you 4k in revenue?
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(02-24-2012 08:37 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  Snoop, which place are you talking about? The beach bar or the bar/rests I threw in for Chad? You know damn well anyone controlling the bar is going to end up with some fine tail when the doors close. You come, tend bar meet a girl then leave when you want with her. The back-up will be on standby to cover you. The bar duties are superficial. It's a game. Bar owner in from out of town = instant DHV. Hook up and go on a boat ride. Fail? Come back and do it again. Fail again? Throw the fucking sausage out and after hours party with the girls left.

The place in Safety harbor...First Tuesday of the month you will sell at least 2k in beer. You can drink on the streets. Just fill tubs out front. If you can make some good carry around food? add another 2k

Possibly true, but controlling doesn't have to be owning either.
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Great idea EM, you know I'll be hitting up this place every xmas when I'm down there visiting the folks!

Guys, the Tampa Bay area is great place, I'm considering buying some real estate down there, the deals are amazing. I haven't been to a lot of places in the USA but this area does it for me; good weather, great (cheap) golfing, NHL hockey, awesome beaches and the locals are very down to earth and friendly.
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(02-24-2012 09:10 PM)snoop Wrote:  
(02-24-2012 08:37 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  Snoop, which place are you talking about? The beach bar or the bar/rests I threw in for Chad? You know damn well anyone controlling the bar is going to end up with some fine tail when the doors close. You come, tend bar meet a girl then leave when you want with her. The back-up will be on standby to cover you. The bar duties are superficial. It's a game. Bar owner in from out of town = instant DHV. Hook up and go on a boat ride. Fail? Come back and do it again. Fail again? Throw the fucking sausage out and after hours party with the girls left.

The place in Safety harbor...First Tuesday of the month you will sell at least 2k in beer. You can drink on the streets. Just fill tubs out front. If you can make some good carry around food? add another 2k

Are you charging 10 bucks for a 12 oz draft beer?

How is $40 a day in inventory gonna net you 4k in revenue?

You need to reread that. Expenses for insurance, etc is about $40/day.

Obviously inventory is going to be more than that but that is where you make money...

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I was about to pull out the buzz killington video. Thanks HW. Snoop.. Chillax. I own two businesses in this county. This is Childs play
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(02-24-2012 09:32 PM)Hotwheels Wrote:  
(02-24-2012 09:10 PM)snoop Wrote:  
(02-24-2012 08:37 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  Snoop, which place are you talking about? The beach bar or the bar/rests I threw in for Chad? You know damn well anyone controlling the bar is going to end up with some fine tail when the doors close. You come, tend bar meet a girl then leave when you want with her. The back-up will be on standby to cover you. The bar duties are superficial. It's a game. Bar owner in from out of town = instant DHV. Hook up and go on a boat ride. Fail? Come back and do it again. Fail again? Throw the fucking sausage out and after hours party with the girls left.

The place in Safety harbor...First Tuesday of the month you will sell at least 2k in beer. You can drink on the streets. Just fill tubs out front. If you can make some good carry around food? add another 2k

Are you charging 10 bucks for a 12 oz draft beer?

How is $40 a day in inventory gonna net you 4k in revenue?

You need to reread that. Expenses for insurance, etc is about $40/day.

Obviously inventory is going to be more than that but that is where you make money...

oops, misread that part.

i still don't see how $40 a day is gonna cover all the other non-inventory expenses though, you are gonna be paying close to half that on the electric bill alone aren't you (considering it is also an apartment with mutiple people possibly living in it)? Can you even get a single employee for each shift for that little of an amount?

I just don't see how the math adds up here....if it only costs $40 bucks a day to run a bar there, why are people lining up to get rid of theirs?
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Snoop, el mech is a siccessful businessman. If you don't like idea, fine. But some of have been there done that. We get it. This isn't undergrad biz feasibility report.
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Barkeeps make tips. That's it and they will stand inline for that easy job. The power bill will be 300 max in the summer after I tighten up the units. No problem.
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Mech-What does a bottle of beer go for down there anyway? It's 2.75 in my area.

I've considered going into this biz in the past but bars go for big money up here in the Northwoods. Ideally, if I get this biz I'm doing currently going to the point I want it I plan to move south. Was thinking of a bar in the DR possibly, but this sounds better. Not that I've given either an in depth look but on the surface it looks like a good deal.

Only concern I would have is WHY they are selling so cheap. Businesses usually sell based on past income which tells me they haven't done well. I know the plan isn't to make a fortune, but I simply can't own a biz and NOT make money.

edit-I know some bar owners and they can smash about as much as they want. (Why else would I want to own one?)

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Nobody's buying a biz. We just rent a place where all the shit is there because they failed. The trick is securing the lease long enough to have time to sell because landlords here will like to take your efforts for their own. Seen it. Not gonna happen. This place would be blown off the charts by a collective.
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(02-24-2012 10:20 PM)Hotwheels Wrote:  Mech-What does a bottle of beer go for down there anyway? It's 2.75 in my area.

Where is this? Somalia?

$2.75 doesn't even get you a cocktail napkin where I roll.

El Mech-

What does a beer cost there?

Well cocktail?

Goose and Soda?

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Mech, Im down. As long as people are coming in profit can be made. Just be sure to, as you say, secure the lease so landlords cant snatch it up once it start going upward.

Also, add a clause that ensures that theres no penalty on the leaser if you drop the place, just in case the bar doesnt turns out.

32k for a beachfront bar in full order doesnt seems right. Either the current owner is drinking his own stash, or he cant manage for shit, or the place is too small and he is being outcompeted by bigger, trendier nearby dives, or he runs it as an old people bar with a jukebox full of johnny cash and a tv showing reruns of 80s sitcoms (on mute) that ensure that no one comes trough the door.

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I have an idea for the DR

In the DR you dont actually need a liquor license to open up a bar

You can pretty much open a bar for free. Might have to bribe someone here or there.

I will probably be in the DR in the next couple of months.

Anyone want to work with me on the DR project?
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(02-25-2012 12:21 AM)thegmanifesto Wrote:  
(02-24-2012 10:20 PM)Hotwheels Wrote:  Mech-What does a bottle of beer go for down there anyway? It's 2.75 in my area.

Where is this? Somalia?

$2.75 doesn't even get you a cocktail napkin where I roll.

Small town Wisconsin bars.

One that I frequent has $1 domestics from 6 til 10 Friday nights.

I don't do clubs anymore but I know they are higher and the nearby tourist town bars are $3.50/beer.

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Okay everyone just shut up and take my money.

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(02-25-2012 10:23 AM)Hotwheels Wrote:  
(02-25-2012 12:21 AM)thegmanifesto Wrote:  
(02-24-2012 10:20 PM)Hotwheels Wrote:  Mech-What does a bottle of beer go for down there anyway? It's 2.75 in my area.

Where is this? Somalia?

$2.75 doesn't even get you a cocktail napkin where I roll.

Small town Wisconsin bars.

One that I frequent has $1 domestics from 6 til 10 Friday nights.

I don't do clubs anymore but I know they are higher and the nearby tourist town bars are $3.50/beer.

That's amazing.

One of these days I should move to one of these states for a few years.

I could drink everyday, all day.

And with just the money I save on alcohol alone I could wake up from the drunk stupor a multi-millionaire.

El Mech -

What does rent for a nice 2BR, 2BA cost over there?

$25 per month?

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(02-25-2012 09:04 AM)Lumiere Wrote:  I have an idea for the DR

In the DR you dont actually need a liquor license to open up a bar

You can pretty much open a bar for free. Might have to bribe someone here or there.

I will probably be in the DR in the next couple of months.

Anyone want to work with me on the DR project?

Do you know how much does a bar costs to rent in santo domingo?

Just wondering.
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(02-25-2012 12:21 AM)thegmanifesto Wrote:  
(02-24-2012 10:20 PM)Hotwheels Wrote:  Mech-What does a bottle of beer go for down there anyway? It's 2.75 in my area.

Where is this? Somalia?

$2.75 doesn't even get you a cocktail napkin where I roll.

El Mech-

What does a beer cost there?

Well cocktail?

Goose and Soda?
Beer is around 3 bucks, top shelf drinks around 4 to 7 dollars. I payed 6 for a stoli soda last night and it didn't sit right with me. The place lets underage people in so they raised the prices. I texted the owner and told him to blow me for 6 bucks. I was there because I pulled at the first place and bounced closer to my house but the local drinkers wont frequent places with prices that high. The bars here that are cheap are packed on my way to work in the morning.

You can rent a REAL nice house here for 700 a month. the guy that worked for me rents his on the lake for 500 with my reference. He pays his rent.
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Wowsers El Mech, sounds like Clearwater is the way forward. $700? That's unreal, that barely gets you a room in London.

Sounds like a good investment to me.

I need to get my ass over to Florida at some point and check it out.
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My friend owns the bar on the corner and has security cameras on the cash register and all over the bar. They are linked into a real time website so he watches them at home. We could install this with passwords for the members so you can watch the pulls/brawls and the pussy traffic. Even have one switched so you can make your own porn in the back room if you like. Ali-b knows how to do this stuff.
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