Post: #76

This is worse than when I found a girl I saw on SeekingArrangement.

From now on, I'm only dating nuns. Nothing weird or kinky could happen there.

Post: #77

(11-05-2014 06:51 PM)Jack198 Wrote:  I just went back and read them.... only one of about ten responses disapproved. Even the one girl who advised against it was only doing so out of fear for bacterial infections, not you know - the having sex with a dog part.

I read them all too. I was kinda shock at the responses from from older women encouraging the young debutantes. Most of the girls start right after puberty. The friend or relative sometimes introduce her to Beastiality or the dog will start licking one day and she just won't stop the animal.

Oh, some these broads are into cats, Apparently the cat tongue is better

Post: #78

Top ten signs your girl is banging her dog:

She keeps a large jar of peanut butter in her nightstand.

Her German Shepherd is constantly trying to cockblock and AMOG you.

She becomes visibly aroused while watching the Westminster Dog Show.

Her bedroom is strewn with dog toys.

She gives strong IOIs to Great Danes.

While talking about her sister's upcoming wedding she meant to say "tying the knot" but said "taking the knot" instead.

You found werewolf porn stories in her browser search history.

Her pussy smells like Alpo.

During sex she yells "Mount me, baby!"

Her dog's dick is bigger than yours.

Post: #79

^^^^This is an ROK article that needs to be written.


Also, someone needs to start a "I Just Had A (Doggystyle) Threesome" thread in the Game Section for those who pull this off the most elite of threesomes.

Post: #80

(11-06-2014 01:10 AM)MrXY Wrote:  Top ten signs your girl is banging her dog:

She keeps a large jar of peanut butter in her nightstand.

Her German Shepherd is constantly trying to cockblock and AMOG you.

She becomes visibly aroused while watching the Westminster Dog Show.

Her bedroom is strewn with dog toys.

She gives strong IOIs to Great Danes.

While talking about her sister's upcoming wedding she meant to say "tying the knot" but said "taking the knot" instead.

You found werewolf porn stories in her browser search history.

Her pussy smells like Alpo.

During sex she yells "Mount me, baby!"

Her dog's dick is bigger than yours.

Post: #81

This is probably more common than you think but not by a substantial amount. Read the My Secret Garden if you get a chance, women are weird

Post: #82

(11-02-2014 11:32 PM)civpro Wrote:  I have a 6 figure earning potential and the last 20 numbers I've gotten at night have flaked. Meanwhile, girls are having sex with dogs.

Maybe you were barking up the wrong tree.

Post: #83

Well if she did, it wouldn't be anything new for women. One of them put together a friggin guide on how to do it back in 1997!

EDIT: I think I found the author. I googled the email address in there and found this pet care place in the SF bay area with the same name that's been around since 1997. Hmmmm.....

From her writing:

"Well, that's it. That's certainly enough info to get you started,
but if you need to reach me, feel free to email me at [email protected] Guys: GET A LIFE! Do NOT email. I have a
boyfriend already, and he's much better in bed than you could
ever be. I won't send you any pictures, and I really don't care
what you think! I will not answer you! And, if you're thinking
about disguising yourself as a woman, I have a little test
waiting for you that some lesbians in an AOL chat room gave me to
scare off creepy little dweebs like you!

Okay, girls, GOOD LUCK. Quit worrying, and get fucking! Take Care

Jamie"

Yeah, guys - get a life. From the one who fucks dogs. Boyfriend must be pretty sorry to get out-fucked by a dog.

If this is the girl (name is different, but who wouldn't use a pen name on that subject?), it's unsurprising that her twitter account is protected. There are a few pictures of what could be her in here, along with a few of her friends.

Post: #84

(11-06-2014 11:34 AM)Jack198 Wrote:  Well if she did, it wouldn't be anything new for women. One of them put together a friggin guide on how to do it back in 1997!

Post: #85

(11-06-2014 11:34 AM)Jack198 Wrote:  Well if she did, it wouldn't be anything new for women. One of them put together a friggin guide on how to do it back in 1997!

is there no bottom to this dog fucking debacle?

Post: #86

(11-06-2014 07:21 AM)Brian Shima Wrote:  This is probably more common than you think but not by a substantial amount. Read the My Secret Garden if you get a chance, women are weird

Just read some Amazon reviews of that book. Considering what's in there and that it was published in 1973, NOTHING we see nowadays should come as a surprise to anyone. Turned out to be a damned accurate preview - I'm certain the 50 Shades author has a dog eared copy of it.

...dog eared... shit, just thought of that metaphor now.

Post: #87

Have a first date with an online chick tomorrow night

Her profiles pics include one with her two German Shepherds.

I am concerned.

Post: #88

This is kind off topic, but am I the only who who hates the dog of a girl I'm fucking?

Those pesty rats try to cuddle with me after I'm done fucking my girl. Get the fuck off me. Coughing and barking in the middle of the night.

Post: #89

(01-02-2015 12:12 AM)YoungAngel1 Wrote:  This is kind off topic, but am I the only who who hates the dog of a girl I'm fucking?

Those pesty rats try to cuddle with me after I'm done fucking my girl. Get the fuck off me. Coughing and barking in the middle of the night.

Unless it's a fish (it rarely is), I hate their pets.

Post: #90

(11-06-2014 07:21 AM)Brian Shima Wrote:  This is probably more common than you think but not by a substantial amount. Read the My Secret Garden if you get a chance, women are weird

'Perv' by Jesse Bering is another really eye opening book about people who are attracted to weird shit.

Post: #91

(11-06-2014 03:23 PM)Jack198 Wrote:  

(11-06-2014 07:21 AM)Brian Shima Wrote:  This is probably more common than you think but not by a substantial amount. Read the My Secret Garden if you get a chance, women are weird

Just read some Amazon reviews of that book. Considering what's in there and that it was published in 1973, NOTHING we see nowadays should come as a surprise to anyone. Turned out to be a damned accurate preview - I'm certain the 50 Shades author has a dog eared copy of it.

...dog eared... shit, just thought of that metaphor now.

Looks like Jack got banned for not knowing what a metaphor is.

Post: #92

I'm texting with a chick who responded to my Craigslist ad.

She told me she went on a short trip last week to breed her dogs and sent me pics of them- two males, a Doberman and a big Pit Bull.

She's also been telling me that she has a very high sex drive and yet claims that she hasn't had sex in years.

What do you guys think are the chances that Thor and Sampson have been hitting it on the regular?

Post: #93

Oh geez why did I open this thread?? Trying not to lose my lunch all over my office keyboard

Post: #94

I think the academic term for this is zoophilia so there is potentially another oppressed group under the thrall of white, heterosexual patriarchy to be added to the LBQT-cocktail.

Post: #95

(02-20-2015 12:59 AM)N°6 Wrote:  I think the academic term for this is zoophilia so there is potentially another oppressed group under the thrall of white, heterosexual patriarchy to be added to the LBQT-cocktail.

In 5 years it's going to be read as LGBTQOPZ.

Lesbian, gay, bi, trans, queer, otherkin, pedophile & zoophilia. A whole menagerie of messed up degenerate scum pushing their values as wholesome, right, and loving.

Post: #96

I don't know whether I should be inspired or grossed out by this.

On one hand, this should be inspiring to fellow playa cause a dog is smaller, ugly looking and does not have muscles or dresses at all...yet can fuck reasonably cute girls.

On the other hand, why do these chick not just bang guys instead...I mean they can get the D on the down low easy online. Just so disgusting. I would think a woman evolved to prefer her own species for sex, even a beta of her species over an animal.

Anyways, some funny reads:

http://www.reddit.com/r/sex/comments/1s1...h_her_dog/

http://www.asstr.org/~Kristen/29/mybig.txt

Post: #97

@Snowplow,
Honestly, that would be very beneficial to all of us; once they adopt "sister-causes" which people won't respect they'll start losing this war of sorts.

Oh yes, I'm so privileged you literally can't even.
Interested in joining the FFL? I tried (and failed).

Post: #98

(02-20-2015 05:39 AM)Porfirio Rubirosa Wrote:  @Snowplow,
Honestly, that would be very beneficial to all of us; once they adopt "sister-causes" which people won't respect they'll start losing this war of sorts.

I'm sure that's what the right said about gays and trannies some years back too. Fact is, the left continues to take ground and the right feebly tries to hold onto diminishing territory.

That we're supposed to mass-LARP that trannies are "women"(even the ones that don't bother to take hormones or go through with the op), shows that we're living in the twilight zone.

Post: #99

Post: #100

^^^^^^

Just burst out laughing laughing in the middle of the airport.

Anyone ever had a girl tell them, "Good boy?" Red flag.