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The sad thing is these fat women never get told that they are fat and disgusting. Probably not ONCE in their entire lives. And it's such a 800-lb gorilla in the room type of thing too because upon first meeting these people you're automatically thinking "Oh, ok she's fat". That's your FIRST thought about these people. That's the first thought ANYONE has about these people when initially seeing them. And yet, no one verbalizes it.

Meanwhile, bald dudes, short dudes, dudes with acne get made fun of constantly (in person!!) by both men and women. But a fat woman? Oh no, that's off limits!!
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(01-27-2015 09:24 PM)Cunnilinguist Wrote:  The sad thing is these fat women never get told that they are fat and disgusting. Probably not ONCE in their entire lives. And it's such a 800-lb gorilla in the room type of thing too because upon first meeting these people you're automatically thinking "Oh, ok she's fat". That's your FIRST thought about these people. That's the first thought ANYONE has about these people when initially seeing them. And yet, no one verbalizes it.

Meanwhile, bald dudes, short dudes, dudes with acne get made fun of constantly (in person!!) by both men and women. But a fat woman? Oh no, that's off limits!!

Is it just me, or is every middle-aged black woman fat?

Like I'm not trying to sound racist or anything. But god damn I honestly can't say I've seen a single one in person that's not overweight. Why is that?
01-27-2015 09:44 PM
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(01-27-2015 09:44 PM)Goldhawkstar Wrote:  
(01-27-2015 09:24 PM)Cunnilinguist Wrote:  The sad thing is these fat women never get told that they are fat and disgusting. Probably not ONCE in their entire lives. And it's such a 800-lb gorilla in the room type of thing too because upon first meeting these people you're automatically thinking "Oh, ok she's fat". That's your FIRST thought about these people. That's the first thought ANYONE has about these people when initially seeing them. And yet, no one verbalizes it.

Meanwhile, bald dudes, short dudes, dudes with acne get made fun of constantly (in person!!) by both men and women. But a fat woman? Oh no, that's off limits!!

Is it just me, or is every middle-aged black woman fat?

Like I'm not trying to sound racist or anything. But god damn I honestly can't say I've seen a single one in person that's not overweight. Why is that?

That is the thing. How can you say you stick out for being fat when 70% of your peers are fat also. Many African-American women over 30 who are all mostly fat they will have more fat friends than not.
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Women don't really want marriage. They want the wedding. Where she can get all the attention she wants with the groom as an accessory.
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Well at least she won't cheat on or lie to herself. Oh wait...
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I don't understand how these women can throw wedding parties where they marry themselves, celebrate the groom walking away, or they marry their pets without thinking just how fucking pathetic it is.

That's the only thought that comes to my mind. It's pathetic. Don't their friends and families think it is pathetic too? Doesn't anyone have any fucking standards anymore?

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01-28-2015 07:39 AM
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(01-27-2015 09:44 PM)Goldhawkstar Wrote:  
(01-27-2015 09:24 PM)Cunnilinguist Wrote:  The sad thing is these fat women never get told that they are fat and disgusting. Probably not ONCE in their entire lives. And it's such a 800-lb gorilla in the room type of thing too because upon first meeting these people you're automatically thinking "Oh, ok she's fat". That's your FIRST thought about these people. That's the first thought ANYONE has about these people when initially seeing them. And yet, no one verbalizes it.

Meanwhile, bald dudes, short dudes, dudes with acne get made fun of constantly (in person!!) by both men and women. But a fat woman? Oh no, that's off limits!!

Is it just me, or is every middle-aged black woman fat?

Like I'm not trying to sound racist or anything. But god damn I honestly can't say I've seen a single one in person that's not overweight. Why is that?
There's no incentive to lose weight because:

1) No one shames them to their faces and,
2) They can get dick on demand. There's a simp at the office trying to take her out and if she goes to the club there 6 Black simps trying to mack on her.
3) Majority of American Black eat tons of processed foods and little fruits and veggies.

(08-18-2016 12:05 PM)dicknixon72 Wrote:  ...and nothing quite surprises me anymore. If I looked out my showroom window and saw a fully-nude woman force-fucking an alligator with a strap-on while snorting xanex on the roof of her rental car with her three children locked inside with the windows rolled up, I wouldn't be entirely amazed.
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(01-28-2015 07:48 AM)Goldin Boy Wrote:  There's no incentive to lose weight because:

1) No one shames them to their faces and,
2) They can get dick on demand. There's a simp at the office trying to take her out and if she goes to the club there 6 Black simps trying to mack on her.
3) Majority of American Black eat tons of processed foods and little fruits and veggies.

Sadly weight issues are just the tip of the iceberg for a lot of black women. Look at the whole theme of this thread, a woman is marrying herself. She probably has her stack of Beyonce records at home as well as her guuurlfriends telling her she doesn't need a man and she can do bad all by herself.

And forum members wonder why we have threads like this.
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Interestingly enough, on my social media she is getting torn apart by my black friends (men AND women). Some comments:

"Probably couldn't find someone who can carry her across the threshold"

"She needs to hit the gym"

"Probably thought she was too good for those guys that did ask her out"

Whereas the white people who have chimed in (men AND women) are of course defending her with the usual "beauty comes at every size" and "everyone deserves to be loved".

This reminded me of that 20/20 (could've been 60 minutes) where they interviewed a bunch of single black women who couldn't find a man. If I recall correctly they were basically told to lower their standards.

I know several white women in my extended social/work circle who could use the same amount of criticism, if not more. Many are approaching their mid-30s, single, and their looks (if they had them) aren't what they used to be.

Point being, I think black women catch a lot of shit that needs to be thrown in the direction of women of all races. All need to tone down the attitude and the weight.

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(01-27-2015 07:45 PM)TravelerKai Wrote:  
(01-27-2015 06:43 PM)RougeNoir Wrote:  So much for moving to Houston.

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There is alot more than a bunch of fat sassy black women here. The only places with more variety, assortment, and quality is only LA and NYC. You cannot beat the cost of living either. Good for saving up for trips.

I would only bang 2 out of the 11 in that photo. My preference is black women and I do get a little love from them when I am in H-Town but only 18% of them being bangable shouldn't even be legal.
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Is this just an American phenomena? Certainly I wouldn't expect women in Africa, Sth America or Asia marrying themselves... like WTF?!
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So... how would a self-divorce work?
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(01-27-2015 07:45 PM)TravelerKai Wrote:  
(01-27-2015 06:43 PM)RougeNoir Wrote:  So much for moving to Houston.

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There is alot more than a bunch of fat sassy black women here. The only places with more variety, assortment, and quality is only LA and NYC. You cannot beat the cost of living either. Good for saving up for trips.

Thank God TravelerKai is here to put things in perspective! I was about to say fuck Houston like Tupac said Fuck Bad Boy! Small asterisk though beside Houston now
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^ Kai is right. It's prevalent in the Southwest and North parts of Houston, but areas like Montrose/Midtown/Downtown are full of variety.
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Where do you guys find these? Man I just cant stop laughing.
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(01-28-2015 09:45 PM)Redwood Wrote:  ^ Kai is right. It's prevalent in the Southwest and North parts of Houston, but areas like Montrose/Midtown/Downtown are full of variety.

You forgot 3rd ward area. Other than that spot on. This is still mostly a black woman issue here. If you want hot black women that's a different challenge and if you are non black or exotic like Moma, it's a non issue.

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(01-28-2015 10:34 AM)CRR Wrote:  Interestingly enough, on my social media she is getting torn apart by my black friends (men AND women). Some comments:

"Probably couldn't find someone who can carry her across the threshold"

"She needs to hit the gym"

"Probably thought she was too good for those guys that did ask her out"

Whereas the white people who have chimed in (men AND women) are of course defending her with the usual "beauty comes at every size" and "everyone deserves to be loved".

White leftists tend to look the other way on this since they both vote Democrat, but black guys (in general of course) have to be the least feminist demographic out there.
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Just wait a couple of years and most of these women will be divorcing themselves.
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(01-27-2015 05:37 PM)speakeasy Wrote:  Only the one on the far-right appears to be under 200lbs. And this is very typical. See what we black men have to deal with?

Knowing that the 'marriage' was approaching, this picture represents the 'bridal party' after a period of panic fasting for the photographs' sake.
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(01-27-2015 05:40 PM)Candlejack Wrote:  Maybe she has multiple personality disorder and was marrying someone inside herself?

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(01-27-2015 11:13 PM)infowarrior1 Wrote:  Women don't really want marriage. They want the wedding. Where she can get all the attention she wants with the groom as an accessory.

Very true, like the facebook meme 'relationship' they are more often than not the party that ends the marriage. They'd prefer to be a divorcée than a spinster. Inexperienced beta men should be aware of this.
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That chick could easily find a man to marry her.

Her size is par for the course in Houston. Plenty of them heifers have dudes trying to get in them guts. Go to Club Grooves on a Friday night. Carrington's on south main, lol.

I remember one of my portly friends from the east coast went to meet her fiancee family in Mississippi. They wanted her to fatten up.

This is much less to do with her weight and more about who she is as a person. The fact that she is doing this is all you need to know about the kind of woman that she is.

It's not even about her undoubtedly unreasonable expectations for Mr. Right. Believe me, there's some middle class, tall, dark skin, brother that has wifed up a chick like this.

It tells you about her no account friends as well.

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I can´t think of another word, other than pathetic. If a friend of mine did this, I would feel embarassed for him.
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