Post: #26

(11-02-2014 11:28 AM)MikeS Wrote:  Being a Dane I have never once in my life encountered anyone who proudly - or otherwise - proclaimed to have had intercourse with an animal.
Actually I thought the law had changed on that some time in the 90s, but it's not really a topic I've done a great deal of research on, so it's entirely possible it may actually still be legal.
Denmark was the first country to legalize porn, so maybe they felt compelled to go all out on the liberal sex legalities. Seems like something that really ought to have been partially rectified later though.

Perhaps i have made a too broad a statement regarding the Danish people and bestiality and i apologize for that.

76% of the Danish population is against this practice which means a significant amount of the population is for it or does not have an opinion on that matter.

Again i apologize to the 76% of Danes is just that i find bestiality so absolutely revolting i have no words to properly convene my disgust.

I still have that compulsion though doesn't mean i will actually give in to it and will think twice before hooking up with a Danish girl.

Post: #27

I'm becoming convinced that women having sex with their dogs is far more common than has been previously realized.

It happens in their home , they never talk about it and the dog can't so no one ever finds out.

At this point any girl who owns a large dog is suspect to me. I wonder who made the videos in this case. She probably set up a camera herself so she could watch it and get off again. Cheeky minx.

Post: #28

I call dibs on going last, especially after the dog!

On a more serious note, read 'My Secret Garden' by Nancy Friday. Women having sexual contact with dogs is more common than you would think or want.

Post: #29

Imagine the bond between you and your dog if you could tag-team that bitch with him.

Post: #30

Doggystyle is in fashion.

Post: #31

My dog wants to set up a game blog now.

Post: #32

I wonder, did the dog go in raw? Literal raw dogger...

Post: #33

(11-02-2014 02:24 PM)MrXY Wrote:  I'm becoming convinced that women having sex with their dogs is far more common than has been previously realized.

It happens in their home , they never talk about it and the dog can't so no one ever finds out.

At this point any girl who owns a large dog is suspect to me. I wonder who made the videos in this case. She probably set up a camera herself so she could watch it and get off again. Cheeky minx.

between this theory and all of the teachers banging students I am just going to assume that women all have some sort of extremely deviant sexual history. Like beyond a threesome deviant.

Post: #34

Years ago I used to hear a joke about a woman who would unwind with a jar of peanut butter and the pet dog. And one day, her friends caught her. Back then, I thought it was just some b.s. story.
Now I'm not so sure?

Post: #35

(11-02-2014 03:23 PM)R Smoov Wrote:  My dog wants to set up a game blog now.

Your dog is probably already a forum member.

Post: #36

http://www.stripes.com/news/army/fort-br...s-1.241654

Quote:Fort Bragg soldier, wife arrested for making porn with dogs

By Nancy McCleary

The Fayetteville Observer, N.C.

Published: September 17, 2013

A Fort Bragg soldier and his wife are accused of engaging in sex acts with dogs, filming them and posting the videos on the Internet, police said.

Ruben Chance James Fox and his wife, Amber Nicole Fox, both 23, of the 900 block of East Prospect Avenue, were arrested Monday morning, according to the Raeford Police Department.

They are charged with multiple counts of crimes against nature involving bestiality, disseminating obscene materials and conspiracy, police said.

Amber Fox also is charged with soliciting a crime against nature, police said.

The cybercrimes unit of the Fairfax County Police Department in Virginia contacted Raeford authorities about two weeks ago after videos appeared online showing sex acts with dogs, said Raeford police Maj. Marc Godwin.

Police said the videos were made at the couple's home and shared through a website.

Raeford officers searched the home Friday and seized recording devices and computer hard drives, police said. Officers took two mixed breed dogs and three cats from the home and placed them at a local shelter.

Ruben Fox is a Fort Bragg soldier, Godwin said. Ben Abel, Fort Bragg spokesman, said he is a member of the 82nd Airborne Division.

Bail was set at $15,000 each.

Post: #37

(11-02-2014 06:18 PM)The_CEO Wrote:  Years ago I used to hear a joke about a woman who would unwind with a jar of peanut butter and the pet dog. And one day, her friends caught her. Back then, I thought it was just some b.s. story.
Now I'm not so sure?

there were legends of peanut butter dog fuckers when I was in high school, but it was dudes. There were also legends of teachers fucking students and having sex toys in their desks.

20 years later, with cell phones I would assume that the tellers of these 'legends' would have cell phone video proof.

Post: #38

This sums up my dog perfectly

Post: #39

So that's why when I'm with my dog in the park, the bitches be swarming. I thought it was my killer indirect game and the baking soda sprinkling off my shorts.

Post: #40

(11-02-2014 07:46 PM)L M McCoy Wrote:  This sums up my dog perfectly

This would be a nice meme:

"Make outs mean nothing"

Etc.

Post: #41

Let's line them up:

Quote:Brings a new meaning to, 'doggy-style.'

Quote:I wonder if he, 'raw-dogged,' her.

Quote:Do you think he, 'licked her out?'

Quote:She really, 'let him off the leash.'

Quote:Women have really, 'gone to the dogs,' recently.

Quote:I guess he 'hounded' her until she gave up the pussy.

Quote:When I was a kid, my dog would chase pussy all over the neighbourhood. Poor kitty.

Quote:Maybe it's a 'bark' for attention.

Quote:He really, 'buried his bone,' this time.

Quote:She must have been in heat.

Quote:Ruffus decided to take digging holes to a new level.

Feel free to pile on.

Post: #42

(11-02-2014 07:19 AM)Sp5 Wrote:  

(11-02-2014 07:04 AM)Atticus Wrote:  I offer this without comment:

Quote:

POLICE found more than they bargained for when checks of a woman’s phone for suspected drug trafficking unveiled a cache of dirty videos in which she allegedly had sex with a dog. The link:

http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/news/ns...7106789680

But, let's cut to the chase. WYB??

Dayamn. a woman so horny she would fuck a dog?

That's not a woman. That's a photo of the male singer of a grunge band circa 1992.

Post: #43

I see you suits

It sounds like he lapped up her water bowl

Wow,looks like she really screwed the pooch!

Post: #44

I have a 6 figure earning potential and the last 20 numbers I've gotten at night have flaked. Meanwhile, girls are having sex with dogs.

Post: #45

(11-02-2014 06:18 PM)The_CEO Wrote:  Years ago I used to hear a joke about a woman who would unwind with a jar of peanut butter and the pet dog. And one day, her friends caught her. Back then, I thought it was just some b.s. story.
Now I'm not so sure?

This is circumstantial evidence only. A few years back while working night shift security at around 3am,my partner and I rolled up on an occupied vehicle with steamed up windows. As we approached and peered inside through the fog we see a woman wearing nothing but a tank top and holding her pet chihuahua. She was completely naked from the waist down. This girl was sloppy drunk too and I recall she was in her mid thirties. She became belligerent and wanted to try and drive so we rolled law enforcement. Cops came and she was dragged out of the car half naked yelling and screaming and fighting with the officers. She was hooked for drunk in public needless to say. When they searched the car they found an open 7-11 sandwich container with the sandwich still inside on the rear floorboard. However, the little mustard and mayonnaise packets were open.

The chihuahua had mustard on the bottom of its snout below its bottom lip. We we were all fairly certain that is indeed what was occurring.

Post: #46

Throwing my bone in for the idea that girls with big dogs are getting mounted by them.

My class was on it's way out high school when all this teacher sex with student stuff was starting up. And younger teachers were coming in.
I knew more than a couple teachers that were suspect..hell..even i tried to get friendly with a teacher..she was a bit older though and probavalued her job more.
I've been saying for years.stay away from teachers, horse lovers and theatre chicks.

It was never a long shot to add girls with dogs to the mix...I've seen some dark shit in my internet days.
I would bet it's more common than nothing that dogs are getting it in

Post: #47

Dogs are animals with a drive for poosy.
Take the number of times a dog had humped a girls leg or mounted her while people are around and people pull out their phones, laugh and put it on YouTube.

Women react to those primal emotions.
One night she is horny at home watching tv alone and the dog rolls in...no one is around..chick is already fucked in the head and goes for it.

No one is gonna say anything, and women seem to love justifying things away

^ now every time you see a chick walking a golden retriever..your day is ruined

Post: #48

(11-03-2014 01:10 AM)Sourcecode Wrote:  ^ now every time you see a chick walking a golden retriever..your day is ruined

A dare from Tuthmosis for the entire RooshVForum:

Next time you see a girl with a dog, be like, "how long have you two been together?"

Post: #49

(11-03-2014 12:38 AM)Spectrumwalker Wrote:  

(11-02-2014 06:18 PM)The_CEO Wrote:  Years ago I used to hear a joke about a woman who would unwind with a jar of peanut butter and the pet dog. And one day, her friends caught her. Back then, I thought it was just some b.s. story.
Now I'm not so sure?

This is circumstantial evidence only. A few years back while working night shift security at around 3am,my partner and I rolled up on an occupied vehicle with steamed up windows. As we approached and peered inside through the fog we see a woman wearing nothing but a tank top and holding her pet chihuahua. She was completely naked from the waist down. This girl was sloppy drunk too and I recall she was in her mid thirties. She became belligerent and wanted to try and drive so we rolled law enforcement. Cops came and she was dragged out of the car half naked yelling and screaming and fighting with the officers. She was hooked for drunk in public needless to say. When they searched the car they found an open 7-11 sandwich container with the sandwich still inside on the rear floorboard. However, the little mustard and mayonnaise packets were open.

The chihuahua had mustard on the bottom of its snout below its bottom lip. We we were all fairly certain that is indeed what was occurring.

Jesus Christ. This thread. It's one thing to know that certain things exist online in weird little communities, but another if you actually encounter it IRL.

Imagine being those police in the original story from the OP. Who'd be a policeman? Even if you weren't dealing with dangerous/violent people, you'd still see the most depraved things. It would have to really twist your perceptions of the human race.

Post: #50

More proof that this is surprisingly common:

Type "I love when my dog" into the Google search box and see what the suggested queries with this phrase are-meaning the most frequent queries.