Quote: Why is that? Huh How is simply not liking the same thing you do "bordering on troll"? Did I miss something here?

Well I have never met a man that likes fat women for real.

(01-09-2014 08:34 PM)Laner Wrote:  

Quote: Why is that? Huh How is simply not liking the same thing you do "bordering on troll"? Did I miss something here?

Well I have never met a man that likes fat women for real.

It just depends on your definition of fat. I can't stand scrawny little waifs but I don't want a beached whale either. I guess I should buy you a beer some time so you can say you've met a guy who likes "fat women". LOL

Laner if you've been to the bar with friends you know this goes down. Don't shame this guy and high standards troll us please.

(01-09-2014 08:51 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  Laner if you've been to the bar with friends you know this goes down. Don't shame this guy and high standards troll us please.

Thank you but I wasn't offended, just a little confused that's all. Besides, I find that there are few misunderstandings that can't be cleared up with a few beers between new friends.

(01-08-2014 01:43 AM)LeBeau Wrote:  

She has a body just like the 5th girl I'm trying to bring back into my harem so I have to say yes.

I don't typically bang girls this big-one of my other girls is a size zero- but I can definitely go for it without shame if the body is like my girl's-no rolls, no muffin top, no cellulite, just thick smooth and tight

(01-09-2014 07:59 PM)internationalscientist45 Wrote:  

(01-09-2014 11:27 AM)Laner Wrote:  Your choice of terminology doesn't change the fact that padding = fat. Therefore, you like moderate fatties.

Fair enough and that is not something I would disagree with. I just don't choose to use the term "fatty" to describe a woman who still has a decent figure. It should, at least in my opinion, be reserved for women who look like a Coke can instead of a Coke bottle. Like I said, to each their own...

This is a girl with a decent figure:



This girl has a fat ass.

^Different strokes for different folks brah!

Personally I qualify fat differently. Its all about the waist to hip ratio. I'd bang.

Quote: Laner if you've been to the bar with friends you know this goes down. Don't shame this guy and high standards troll us please.

this guy is new so I have yet to establish sobriety, otherwise I could play it off that he was pounding vodka and crystal light and has no better options. Just like last call at the bar.

Quote: It just depends on your definition of fat. I can't stand scrawny little waifs but I don't want a beached whale either. I guess I should buy you a beer some time so you can say you've met a guy who likes "fat women". LOL

No that chick is fat leave the "quote" marks off it.

I could care less what you chase. Whatever makes a guy happy.

I will have a beer with near any man. Just dont expect us to chase skirt together!

(01-09-2014 09:59 PM)MrXY Wrote:  

(01-08-2014 01:43 AM)LeBeau Wrote:  

She has a body just like the 5th girl I'm trying to bring back into my harem so I have to say yes.

I don't typically bang girls this big-one of my other girls is a size zero- but I can definitely go for it without shame if the body is like my girl's-no rolls, no muffin top, no cellulite, just thick smooth and tight

Would bang, but deep in my heart I know she can lose 40 pounds. End of discussion.

(01-09-2014 11:31 PM)PocketAA Wrote:  

(01-09-2014 09:59 PM)MrXY Wrote:  

(01-08-2014 01:43 AM)LeBeau Wrote:  

She has a body just like the 5th girl I'm trying to bring back into my harem so I have to say yes.

I don't typically bang girls this big-one of my other girls is a size zero- but I can definitely go for it without shame if the body is like my girl's-no rolls, no muffin top, no cellulite, just thick smooth and tight

Would bang, but deep in my heart I know she can lose 40 pounds. End of discussion.

I think that her wardrobe, which may likely include a corset, is doing her a lot of favours. I'd speculate that she'd look pretty disgusting naked.

(01-09-2014 11:31 PM)PocketAA Wrote:  Would bang, but deep in my heart I know she can lose 40 pounds. End of discussion.

Even I would agree with that.

(01-09-2014 11:17 PM)Laner Wrote:  this guy is new so I have yet to establish sobriety, otherwise I could play it off that he was pounding vodka and crystal light and has no better options. Just like last call at the bar.

Fair enough. I would rather you treat me like that than give me too much credit. Respect has to be earned. My grandfather, who taught me about respect, would rise from his grave and kick my ass if I approached it any other way.

But seriously, Crystal Light and vodka? I might like fat chicks but for fuck's sake, but I do have some modicum of self-respect!

Quote:No that chick is fat leave the "quote" marks off it.

That works for me.

[quoteI could care less what you chase. Whatever makes a guy happy. [/quote]
Exactly....to each and to their own according to their wishes.

Quote:I will have a beer with near any man. Just don't expect us to chase skirt together!

Sounds good but if you need someone to get rid of the moderately fat friend, you know where to find me. LOL

(01-09-2014 10:25 PM)Gopher Wrote:  ^Different strokes for different folks brah!

Personally I qualify fat differently. Its all about the waist to hip ratio. I'd bang.

That is pretty much my approach.

Plus look at the bright side....if there's ever a survival situation, you can pretty easily start a fire by putting a fat chick in corduroy pants and dangling a Snickers in front of her to get her running.

(01-09-2014 10:18 PM)Suits Wrote:  This is a girl with a decent figure:

Agreed. My Norwegian flag came from a girl with a similar figure. That's about as skinny as I will go. Normally, a 9 or 10 in my book would be 10-20 lbs heavier depending upon where the weight is carried (hopefully tits or ass)

Any less than that and the butt starts to get flat and the chest becomes a perfect example of why one of the German words for "nipples" is "brustwarzen" (literally translatable as "chest warts").

I would hit very few of the girls in this thread dammit

(01-10-2014 08:06 AM)Lady Luck Wrote:  I would hit very few of the girls in this thread dammit

The thread is supposed to test where your line is.

As of late, it's guys who love fat chicks versus everyone else.

Posting well known models is no agonizing choice.

WIA

^ this.

It's "would you hit it"

Not

"would you brag to your friends that you hit it."

I would bang very few of the questionable broads on here. I've got champagne tastes on a beer budget, lol.

I couldn't believe how low the standard many people on this board have.

I'd rather die sexless rather than putting my penis in uglies or fatties.

(01-10-2014 01:39 PM)teeeeee Wrote:  I couldn't believe how low the standard many people on this board have.

I'd rather die sexless rather than putting my penis in uglies or fatties.

shaming troll huh

(01-10-2014 12:05 AM)Suits Wrote:  I think that her wardrobe, which may likely include a corset, is doing her a lot of favours. I'd speculate that she'd look pretty disgusting naked.

Every woman can look AT LEAST two points better with a bit of my cum on her chin.

Would I bang? Simple guidelines that work for women of about every size
Would date/enthusiastically bang:
*pretty face
*breasts protrude significantly further forward than stomach
Would fuck casually or in a time of thirst:
*average face
*breasts protrude at least as far out as stomach

pretty face? check.
breasts protrude significantly further forward than stomach? check.
enthusiastic bang

pretty face? check.
breasts protrude significantly further forward than stomach? check.
enthusiastic bang

pretty face? nope, average face.
breasts protrude significantly further forward than stomach? nope, looks like a tie if she stood up.
bang if super thirsty

hahahahahahahaha.. what are those ties around her arm for?.. "teenage mutant ninga turtles" wore those.. I always wondered why?

anyone know the purpose of those fucking things?

hahahahahahahaha.. what are those ties around her arm for?.. "teenage mutant ninga turtles" wore those.. I always wondered why?

anyone know the purpose of those fucking things?