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(02-11-2013 12:59 AM)guerrilla Wrote:  how do you scribble the names out on the screencaps?

Just upload to imgur. It has built in tools for scaling and editing, no need to mess with photoshop etc.

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After he said "Keep swinging slugger" I would've responded with:

"Thanks for the tip, please put your whore girlfriend on the phone now"

Might as well troll him.

I had an absolutely fantastic exchange in my phone not too long ago, but since I don't have a smart phone it's already gone. I actually gave my cousin the phone and said have fun, I don't care at all about this chick, and it went something like this:

Her: Hey what's up
Cousin: Biiiiitcccch I'm just chillin
Her: Oh, okay asshole
Cousin: Biiitcccch I'm just playin
Her: Ok well do you want to come over?

Pathetic.

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(02-11-2013 08:11 PM)guerrilla Wrote:  

Someone get mechanico in here and ask him what you should of did.

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After the slugger comment I would have said;

"So did she suck you off in the bathroom too? Needs work on the gag reflex."

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You should have started trolling him after the first text..Why don't you post his number here and we'll all troll him.

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el mechanico would have just hit him in the face with a rock and stolen his shoes.

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Same girl both times. About 4 AM. How many girls mention their vibrator and then don't wanna get actual dick?



Gave my phone to my buddy and he sent the hamster running!

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I wouldnt have said the "you dont want good dick?" line since thats basically the text form of sending a dick picture, ie calling her a slut.

I would be interested on hearing how the pros here would handle that last long msg she sent but this is what I would have said:

First off I would phone her especially since it sounds like I am losing her because of the previous msg. I would explain how good it would make me feel giving her so much pleasure and I would assure her if we met we would NOT be having sex. I would describe to her (remember you are on the phone) speaking slowly what I would do to her. Things like taking it slow and gentle at first, really working her up, making her orgasm from the inside. I would add again that I promise we will not have sex when we meet but she has to promise to do the same things for me. I would REALLY emphasize how she has to promise to pleasure me in the same ways she listed instead of focusing the discussion on whether you are going to meet or not. Id probably toss the line "I want to take it slow and learn each others bodies" in at some point.

She literally just gave you the blueprint of what she wants, you have to indulge in that. Of course once you see her you will be able to fuck her as long as you make her cum first.

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(02-23-2013 10:55 PM)FourToTheFloor Wrote:  Same girl both times. About 4 AM. How many girls mention their vibrator and then don't wanna get actual dick?



Gave my phone to my buddy and he sent the hamster running!

She's sound old and delusional and like she's been ran through by at least 60 dicks in her lifetime.

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(02-24-2013 01:56 AM)Jaylow Wrote:  I wouldnt have said the "you dont want good dick?" line since thats basically the text form of sending a dick picture, ie calling her a slut.

I would be interested on hearing how the pros here would handle that last long msg she sent but this is what I would have said:

First off I would phone her especially since it sounds like I am losing her because of the previous msg. I would explain how good it would make me feel giving her so much pleasure and I would assure her if we met we would NOT be having sex. I would describe to her (remember you are on the phone) speaking slowly what I would do to her. Things like taking it slow and gentle at first, really working her up, making her orgasm from the inside. I would add again that I promise we will not have sex when we meet but she has to promise to do the same things for me. I would REALLY emphasize how she has to promise to pleasure me in the same ways she listed instead of focusing the discussion on whether you are going to meet or not. Id probably toss the line "I want to take it slow and learn each others bodies" in at some point.

She literally just gave you the blueprint of what she wants, you have to indulge in that. Of course once you see her you will be able to fuck her as long as you make her cum first.

Hahaha too much work. I was just trying to see if I could get an easy notch!


Lol Houston, she's gotta be like 10 years older than me. Definitely used up. Which makes her forced condescension so much funnier.

EDIT: She just texted me wanting to meet at a bar. Not worth it!

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(02-24-2013 02:12 AM)FourToTheFloor Wrote:  Hahaha too much work. I was just trying to see if I could get an easy notch!

90% of the battle is meeting up with her. You dont actually have to take it slow when you meet, just finger blast her a bit and stick it in.

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I would just keep the texts simple, don't say nothing stupid and you should be able to fuck her with no problem on the first date.

Edit - tell her to call you when she leaves the bar because you're eating with your cousin. She'll probably stop by or tell you to go over.

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Backstory?

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(02-24-2013 04:35 AM)UnW Wrote:  

I would have liked this better if you trolled her AFTER you banged her. So what if she's a slut? Add your notch to her bedpost and troll away.

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(02-24-2013 01:50 PM)thedude3737 Wrote:  

(02-24-2013 04:35 AM)UnW Wrote:  

I would have liked this better if you trolled her AFTER you banged her. So what if she's a slut? Add your notch to her bedpost and troll away.

I don't get this either, she was offering the pussy on a platter. I would take an easy bang with even an average girl over the juvenile ego boost of trolling her any day.

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This is an oldie but a goodie. Notice I had poor frame control in my response.

In the end it didn't matter. I stuck to my guns and refused to be an open wallet and buy dinner for a girl I barely knew. She happened to be home alone drinking by herself. After a while she invited me over after sending over a series of probably 12 straight unhinged text messages. We fucked within an hour.

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This is terrible

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(02-24-2013 02:13 PM)MrXY Wrote:  

(02-24-2013 01:50 PM)thedude3737 Wrote:  

(02-24-2013 04:35 AM)UnW Wrote:  

I would have liked this better if you trolled her AFTER you banged her. So what if she's a slut? Add your notch to her bedpost and troll away.

I don't get this either, she was offering the pussy on a platter. I would take an easy bang with even an average girl over the juvenile ego boost of trolling her any day.

There was a hotter 22 year old that basically put her pussy on a platter that same night, the 27 year old one was like a 6, and super annoying. Where as the other one was high 7, I wasn't in the mood for a hate fuck.

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Hey guys, first entry for me in this thread, here's a recent skype conversation...
Sorry for the poor English but she didn't know it very well and i had to talk in simple sentences.

   

   

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reaper,

Story behind this? I assume pics or gtfo was not the first text.