Post: #26

(06-11-2016 11:52 AM)Dons D Wrote:  picked up this creature outside a taco stand after the bars had closed

I knew this story wouldn't end well when I read that.

Post: #27

It's hard to pinpoint "the worst" ever (there have been quite a few )

However, if there was a theme that ran through them all, it would be sleeping with a girl you weren't attracted to it any way to begin with. Absolutely more often that not being drunk or just so horny that rational thinking is pushed aside.

The girl would be physically a bad 6 or 5 or below - the worst for me that spring to mind are chicks who have had babies and it's ruined their tummies; it's just fucking horrible to look at, nothing about it is good. God has made me detest that for a reason - he's saying: "Look! Disgusting! Has spawned another man's genes! AVOID!" so when you think, "Ah... fuck it" you are going against the will of God, nature and universal law.

Another regrettable situation is going back to a girl you've previously got rid of... for lack of better options.

The post-nut bust on those is bad - that feeling of l'ennui... it's like nothing else in the world mattered apart from getting to that girl and sticking it in. But when over, it's so depressing. You just think, "why?"

You think, "Am I the kind of guy who has no better options that going back to something I already got rid of?" its the equivalent of throwing out food because it's gone off... then getting it out the trash and eating it later because you're hungry and cant get anything else.

It makes me compare myself - I think, "would Brad Pitt have done this?" "Why did I do it?" OK, I'm not Brad Pitt but I mean, what about some regular guy who has fucking standards? Where are mine?

BUT the worst, and actually one I am good at not caving into, are when you've given a girl a final warning and kicked her to to the curb for good - then later your creepy weasel mind thinks, maybe I could call her again... I'm actually good at stopping myself there. Because I get more pleasure thinking about her NOT getting me then I would get from banging her.

When you give the girls power back that you previously withdrew, it's painful. When you don't honor yourself, and give your own power away, it's painful.

Game, getting to a point where true abundance reigns with actually attractive girls... this is the way to never feeling the post-cum blues again (hopefully!)

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Post: #29

^ This is a community whose very foundation rests on men sharing their experiences. The good, the bad and the ugly.

We need to know man. What did you do? Fuck an 80 year old woman? This is a no judgement zone ... everything is forgiven if you're truly repentant.

Post: #30

(06-11-2016 05:22 PM)Sandstorm Wrote:  ... if there was a theme that ran through them all, it would be sleeping with a girl you weren't attracted to it any way to begin with. Absolutely more often that not being drunk or just so horny that rational thinking is pushed aside.

Great thread... gives one pause for reflection and maybe (I'll include myself here) that moment of hesitation required to not make another regrettable decision.

Post: #31

(06-11-2016 08:08 PM)Eddie Winslow Wrote:  

Would LittleDark, BoricuaKing or JohnBozzz be talked about anywhere near as much if they weren't banned? Getting banned won't exclude you from becoming an RVF legend.

Post: #32

I went to the beach last year and I remember the hotel I stayed at offered a massage . I though id be a good idea to get one before going to bed. I was talking to my girlfriend at the time and she said "as long as your not in the room alone with her its ok." I was like its just one night, I fucked my gf yesterday so Its not like ima be that cheat or anything. I proceed anyways and the moment her hands touched me I felt a intention to want to fuck her. Now she was fat, her face a 3(scares me recalling it) but she had huge tits I justified. and if i fuck her they would set a record for girl with biggest tits ive ever fucked. so the night went on and we were talking as she massaged me and I just escalated an hour in and literately after I nuted in her, I wanted her to get the fuck out. She wouldn't leave though, pestering for more information about me which I said no too. I was a bad spot since it was my room and I did it under the radar with my cousins sleeping across the hall from me. So I stuck it out , after around 5am she left and the rest of that day I literately slept away.

Post: #33

(06-11-2016 08:08 PM)Eddie Winslow Wrote:  

Don't tease us like that. Tell us.





Seeing as I'm asking EW to share, I'll share my post-nut depression. It's in no way as bad as some of the stories here. I'm glad I've stuck to my guns and never fucked a wildeebeast, even while under the influence. Having said that, I guess I should now be extra careful in the future, karma and all.

I met a girl through Tinder last year. Pretty girl, slim with nice tits.

Our date went well and I banged her within a few hours of meeting her (her place).

After I nutted I had the distinct sense that she'd used me as a maintenance guy for sex. Her behavior afterwards was weird; distant but tolerant of my presence. I think she just wanted me to leave after she got hers, but I stayed the night hoping for some morning action. By the morning I started to realize what was going on, wised up and bailed early.

Since I'm a guy that likes to hit it a few times (sentimental like that) I felt pretty blue after meeting this female player. I could not fathom that girls could just use a guy for sex. Was hollow for about a week while that lesson sinked in.

Post: #34

I was just making a joke guys. But honestly, I've been considering writing a collection of shameful drunk sex stories for a while. Might as well have something positive come out of all those mornings of self hate, right?

I used to have really bad self-esteem; when I got drunk, I had this ego-driven fetish for being the most attractive guy that a girl had ever been with and being the most amazing sexual experience she ever had. I needed the compliments they would give me and also the 100% certainty that they were into me. It caused me to do a lot of really regrettable things, but at least I can look back now and laugh.

If you guys enjoy this, let me know, and I'll keep em coming.

All-You-Can-Eat Fat Girl Pussy Buffet

A girl from my high school planned a party on a Saturday night that happened to fall on my 18th birthday. Her and her crew were part of that group of girls who were not attractive or popular, but tried to make up for it by being extra slutty. I knew they all liked me, but in normal, sober life, I wouldn't be caught dead with any of them.

My aunt dropped me off at the party around 9pm and the girls immediately started pouring birthday shots down my throat. I drank close to 10 shots in the first 45 minutes I was there and got completely tanked. One fat theater girl started flirting with me hard and I started getting horny. She took me into the basement of the house and we started hooking up with her behind the couch. We did it as a safety precaution in case anyone came downstairs. Eventually, I took off her pants off and started motorboating her vagina.

A few minutes into this, 10 people decide to move the party downstairs. They hear her moaning and catch me in the act. Luckily, they were kind enough to leave us be instead of making fun of us. With the people gone, I finished eating her out, we got dressed and we decided to rejoin the party.

Later that night I made out with an even fatter girl in front of a lot of people before passing out. I woke up at 4am drunk as hell and looking for more affection, but everyone was passed out. I stumbled around the house looking and walked into one of the bedrooms, where the host of the party was sleeping. She was the chubby 6'2" center for our school's JV basketball team. I invited myself into her bed and she gladly accepted me. I thought it would be a good idea to bury my face in her hairy FUPA too. I had to come up for air after a while, so she began furiously masturbating. After she came, I tried to get on top of her, but she turned me down for sex. This made me come to my senses and realized the extent of the disgusting things I'd done. I grabbed my shoes and walked 3+ miles home, cursing at myself all the way. Whatever, at least the whole ordeal was over.

That Sunday night, my parents and I drove to two-day scholastic event out of state for one of the colleges I had my heart set on attending. An hour into Day 1, I was already bored as hell. Then I received a text from a friend:

"Dude, where are you? Are those rumors true??"

My heart sank. The girls who walked in on me at the party had been gossiping and the story was flying around the school. My phone was getting blown up by everyone who had my number - one of the rumors was that I had a threesome with the two nasty fat chicks. People were accusing the 6'2" girl of taking advantage of me, since there was no way Eddie Winslow would ever hook up with her. By Tuesday morning, my friend texted me the new rumor: I was too embarrassed to even show my face at school. I wasn't around to defend myself, and couldn't even text anyone back during the event. I silently had a panic attack for the next 24 hours.

When I finally arrived back at school on Wednesday, the girls would just stare at me, whisper to their friends, and giggle. All of the popular dudes looked at me with stupid condescending grins and tried to give me high fives. I overheard some freshman kids I didn't even know (and who clearly didn't know who I was) spread the rumor to one his friends right in front of me.

I got teased like crazy for next few months until we finally graduated. I found out that the 6'2" chick and 6-7 other kids from my high school would be attending the university I wanted to go to, which caused me to opt for another school where I wouldn't know a single soul.

And for the record, I didn't even get to bust a nut.

Post: #35

(06-12-2016 02:18 PM)Eddie Winslow Wrote:  I thought it would be a good idea to bury my face in her hairy FUPA too. I had to come up for air after a while, so she began furiously masturbating.

The fuck is wrong with me?! I'm reading that and instead of disgust I'm thinking, "yeah, wouldn't mind a piece of that right now!"

THIS IS WHAT I MEAN! THIS SHIT IS A DISEASE! PLEASE GOD HELP ME!

(funny stories though EW )

Post: #36

(06-11-2016 02:11 AM)Anabasis to Desta Wrote:  The girl was hot though and in my inebriated state I ate her ass and pussy despite the horrible stench.

I nominate you for the grimiest RVF member of all time award.

(06-11-2016 02:11 AM)Anabasis to Desta Wrote:  The next morning I had to re-evaluate my entire life. Severe depression man ... I quit drinking for like 10 days and couldn't even look myself in the mirror. Also caught AIDS

I fixed your typo.

Post: #37

One night I went to an after-hours spot after a night of clubbing. There aren't too many after-hours places were I live, and this one in particular was notorious for being a tranny, drug-den, degenerate place. I went because its not to far from where I live, and I wanted to party more.

I started talking to this tall Brazilian girl inside the club. By this time its daylight, 9am, but the club is pumping deep-house/techno. When we go outside, I realize she's actually a tranny and is with her tranny/hooker crew. I start talking to all them and eventually get closer with one of the non-tranny girls. She's pretty fat, but I've been partying since 9pm, over 12 hours, and just keep drinking more at the bar (bars can serve alcohol again after sunrise).

Eventually, I take her back at the disapproval of all her tranny/hooker friends. She takes off her boots and her feet smell like shit. I continue. She takes off her panties, her pussy smells like shit. I continue. I hit it raw, then she sucks me off till I finish in her mouth. She swallows every last drop.

I look right at her and question what the hell I'm doing with my life. She's busted, sweaty, and smells like shit. It's around 12 or 1pm on a Sunday, and I have to work the next day.

Shortly after, we casually talk and she mentions how I'm the third guy she banged in 24 hours. The combination of drinking for over 12 hours, her sluttiness, the stench, I immediately go and vomit in the bathroom. I kick her out shortly after.

In somewhat of a fit of rage, I text a number that I thought was her that she's a disgusting whore and low-life, etc. It turns out it wasn't her, but someone unrelated that shouldn't have been getting those texts. I had to talk to the person on the phone shortly after and pretty much had to come clean that it was meant for some girl I picked up.

The culmination of the above lead to a dark moment of clarity. I called in work the next day and said I had a family emergency and needed a week off. I then drove to the desert, after picking up some camping supplies at Walmart.

I spent the next 4 days wandering the desert aimlessly trying to clear my head. On my way back, I returned the camping stuff to Walmart and said I didn't like it.

If that's not a post-nut depression I don't know what is. I literally wandered the desert questioning my existence; it was almost biblical. I'm still not sure I've fully recovered.

Post: #38

Ok Armogan wins.

Post: #39

@Armogan

Any bang henceforth resulting in a Return To Nature-style soul search is now officially termed an "Armogan Amendment".

Post: #40

When you are trying to cure yourself of the "on again off again" plate, trying to give it away as a lost cause, but your balls get full and you go over again.

After you nut, you hate yourself and feel guilty for going around again.

Post: #41

What happened to Anabasis?

Post: #42

Rush, he was sadly banned for insubordination in a political thread.

Post: #43

Outright? These guys get crazy around here every once in a while.

Post: #44

Im not sure if this is the worst one I have had, but one that really stands out to me is a time when I was 16 or 17 and I found a local small town dominatrix to hook up with online. I gp to her place and she is in her late 50's. But I am horny so it doesnt matter. She ends up giving me a prostate massage, then gagging me and riding me bareback until I nut inside of her. She then made me eat my own load out of her.....it was the only time I ever seriously contemplated suicide. I didnt even jack off for a month and had a crippling fear of old women for a few years. I wouldnt even go visit my own grandmother.

Post: #45

^^what the fuck

Post: #46

^^ I'm glad I have a much simpler life.

Post: #47

(06-14-2016 02:36 PM)Duly.noted Wrote:  Im not sure if this is the worst one I have had, but one that really stands out to me is a time when I was 16 or 17 and I found a local small town dominatrix to hook up with online. I gp to her place and she is in her late 50's. But I am horny so it doesnt matter. She ends up giving me a prostate massage, then gagging me and riding me bareback until I nut inside of her. She then made me eat my own load out of her.....it was the only time I ever seriously contemplated suicide. I didnt even jack off for a month and had a crippling fear of old women for a few years. I wouldnt even go visit my own grandmother.

She then made me eat my own load out of her...

Post: #48

(06-14-2016 02:36 PM)Duly.noted Wrote:  Im not sure if this is the worst one I have had, but one that really stands out to me is a time when I was 16 or 17 and I found a local small town dominatrix to hook up with online. I gp to her place and she is in her late 50's. But I am horny so it doesnt matter. She ends up giving me a prostate massage, then gagging me and riding me bareback until I nut inside of her. She then made me eat my own load out of her.....it was the only time I ever seriously contemplated suicide. I didnt even jack off for a month and had a crippling fear of old women for a few years. I wouldnt even go visit my own grandmother.

How do you let a 50+ year old woman force you to eat your load?

Post: #49

There's no way that story was true.

Post: #50

(06-14-2016 10:04 AM)Moma Wrote:  Rush, he was sadly banned for insubordination in a political thread.

That's a shame.